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Who /rebornNEET/ here? Last day at work was today.
>>25115090
It's like an early Christmas, OP.
I worked for seven months and it was terrible.
I re-joined the NEETrace.
Now I code, play games ,etc all day.
http://news.yahoo.com/angry-single-men-stage-anti-christmas-rally-tokyo-104128179.html
IT'S BEGUN BOYS
BETA UPRISING NOW
>self proclaimed communists because they can't get pussy
lol
>>25115049
>japan
>the most cuckolded beta capital of the world
Let me know when a real country kicks off the beta uprising.
>mfw theres a QT p^3.14 in my class
>plays video games, funny, intelligent, nice, kind of a dork
>isn't attracted to me
>mfw a bunch of creeps and Chads want me instead
FUCK ME LIFE BRUH.
>>25115042
Well, try dressing more modestly, dorks like conservative women.
He probably is but is too shy to display his interest. Ask him out
describe him and what he wears
>can't sleep at night
>feel like death all day long
JUST
>>25115016
Such is life, my friend. Such is life.
Who /doesntwipe/ here?
Only exception is if it's a sticky mess.
>>25115001
My shits are surprisingly clean so I don't have to 90% of the time.
I think it's the fiber one bars.
>>25115020
Those are my favorite shits.
>tfw /keto/
I don't even have to poop.
who /submissive/ here
i can't even be alpha in the bedroom
>Tfw too submissive to have own opinions and argue with friends
>Tfw when friends leave you bc you only agree with them and are boring/hypocritical
>tfw finally change and then no friends bc everyone hates you since you're dumb and your opinions are ill informed
Why are robots so autistic?
I mean just look at this guy, 200 posts of self replies
>>25108948
This is why you can't get gfs. You sperg out when ever there are girls around.
25114569
You feel bad for that hilarious post?
Why so most robots think they're intelligent or smarter than other people?
Why do they attribute this to being a complete failure and social ineptitude?
>>25114329
>Why so most robots think they're intelligent or smarter than other people?
Are you kidding? Haven't you seen how self-deprecating people here is?
>Why do they attribute this to being a complete failure and social ineptitude?
Robots aren't smart, cyborgs are smart. If you're smart you can manage real life despite being socially challenged or ugly.
>>25114329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIev94s7Mo
XDDDDDDDD
seeing the same threads day in and day out is so fucking grating
Who /Actual Autism/ here?
like i get most robots are fucking autistic faggots but who actually is?
pic related
I never thought I did, but a nurse called me autistic last time mom made me go to the hospital. I think it was uncalled for, plus she's not really a psychologist or psychiatrist.
reporting capitan
>finally get a gf
>super qt
>having intercourse
>see bruises all over her ass
>ask her about them later
>she claims there from her abusive dad
have i been cucked
Too soon to tell, you should just keep pounding the puss and wait till you can get more evidence to back your claim.
Pixiecuts are the qt
>>25114241
for lesbians maybe
>>25114258
Too lewd
>post a picture of myself on Facebook with a light saber in Jedi robes at an anime convention
>4 girls that touched my penis liked it
What did they mean by this?
>>25114198
>girls that touched my penis
becuase theyre such nerds XDXDX
>>25114279
Probably... One has leia buns in her profile picture and a Pokemon tattoo
If you don't shit green, you're not a robot.
you're full of shit OP
>>25114166
you might want to get that checked out
If you don't think she's the most attractive woman to ever live,
How come you always see people going back to the classics when it comes to things like music and film but never fashion?
You never see something like 70's or 80's style haircuts for women trending for example. Wonder why that is.
>>25114183
>mfw I have 20s-30s tier curly hair rn
<3
It would be mean to ruse this guy into a no-show, right? He's a little desperate.
I'm bored.
Damn, if you're gonna lead someone on like this at least get some money out of them. This is just cruel.
>>25113926
Honestly he think thinks that he can do whatever the fuck he wants with you and thinks its hot that he can treat you like a dumb whore on the first meet up. Go for it, he deserves it
Definitely an original comment. I want to thank the Robot.
>>25113956
How would I even do that? I'm nowhere near where the profile says I am (AZ)
