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Why does this game attract so many robots?
It's a popular video game.
It attracts a lot of people from a lot of different demographics.
This was a stupid question. You're stupid.
nintendo games inherently attract autism
It's nice and casual but with lots of practice you can learn expliots and show those normies who is boss!
Ok, who has ever used Twitch? What do you stream on there?
Sometimes I would stream Cities Skylines while listening to Hardcore History.
I found it comfy not having to come up with this to say and I could just build with some background noise
I'm listening to Kripp now. :^)
i've streamed destiny, until dawn and the last of us for a few people friends on PS4 who wanted to watch. that's about it.
I was in an elevator with my girlfriend and I farted.
My logic was that because we were the only ones going up, and nobody from the 2nd floor goes up to the 3rd floor, that the elevator would be our private space.
She is okay with me farting in private spaces around her.
She still got mad because she thinks that an elevator is not a private space, but my argument is that it is a private space when there are no people there.
Which side are you on, /r9k/?
>>25117263
Farting is natural, do it whenever you need to.
Women are stupidly illogical, and you're a normalfag.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee gtfo my board normalshit
ree normals go
Because we are all lonely virgins here, can we get a patrician/rare pornographic film thread going?
This is a classic much too artistic for normalshits
http://www.xvideos.com/video367950/alice_in_wonderland_a_musical_porno_1976
*Ie tips fedora*
I just want someone to hold me and say everything is gonna be okay.
>I'm just gonna sit in my house alone for two weeks
>Best friend is mad at me
>Stomach virus
Why is your friend mad?
>>25117101
She's my ex. But we still wanted to be friends. Long story short I keep clinging to her and I get over emotional and all that. So she got angry at me and she said she wanted real distance from me.
>>25117140
Oh. Then you can't really make it up to her except by keeping your distance.
Who's /binge eating because bored and not really hungry/ here? What are you eating? How are you liking or not liking it?
Me:
>eating tamales with melted cheddar cheese
>tastes good man
>feeling full but keep eating senpai
Protein bars. At this point I'm experiencing wet flatulence that leaves my underpants smelling like moldy bread.
pbj sanwich.
Wanted something sweet.
>tamales
Im jealous
>>25116931
So far I'm experiencing diarrhea, but idc, shits good SENPAI....mfw, unoriginal
>tfw my only friends (online) have even begun ignoring me in group chats, and I'm not even a spergie
>tfw ignored in almost every thread I post in even if I put a lot of effort to respond to people or help them with an issue
>tfw despite working and talking to coworkers at my work often I'm still as socially anxious and uncomfortable as ever
>tfw try to improve myself and stop being sad but a year has passed and I've fallen back into a slump
At least it wasn't so bad when I had my online friends since we had fun and stuff. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
>and now I'm wasting people's precious bandwidth by making this thread
good night /r9k/. I hope you all achieve the comfylife you deserve
Hey man, your not wasting my time right now, you matter as much as everyone else
>31 year old virgin
>get eye herpes
my life is comedy gold
>>25116842
how did you get that?
>>25116974
he looked at a picture of your mom
just kidding hahah
:)
>>25116974
i have absolutely no idea. i dont know anybody who has this either. i guess this is the most convincing reason i ever had to commit suicide.
Why do women look so ugly without make up?
>>25116737
because it's designed to cover imperfections?
>>25116776
Yeah i know, but so many of them look so fucking ugly. Like worse then a 4/10 male.
>>25116737
you are looking at ugly women
>get BTFO in a thread
>wait 30 minutes so the guy has probably gotten bored and left the thread
>reply so it looks like I had the last laugh
>>25116721
Revenge from the grave method
>>25116721
>lurk threads for 5 or 6 hours
>nobody can ever use this strategy on me
>some anon holds an opinion i dont like
>make an argument against it
>argument doesnt even have to make sense (better in fact because it'll cause more butthurt)
>inform him im leaving the thread
>leave thread and continue my day blissfully ignorant
why are wagecucks always getting btfo?
>>25116644
When your entire life is a fucking joke, getting BTFO isn't particularly difficult.
>be severely depressed and suicidal
>go on /r9k/ to make fun of depressed anons and call them pussies
>>25116632
What do you get out of doing that? Does it make your depression a little better temporarily?
>>25116632
that's what everyone here does
except the tumblr normies
This thread was good for a smile. That will show them. Show em good.
Who else /StopsWatchingMoviesWhenTheyBecomeTooEpic/ here?
just got 1/4 of the way through Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation before I had to stop and drink a little to feel better
>you will never be a buff, handsome, secret agent who kills one of the 3 assassins attempting to kill the Austrian Chancellor at an Opera
>you will never proceed to steal his weapon and thwart the attempts of the other 2 assassins by making a split-second decision to non-fatally wound the Chancellor so as to put him out of harms way
>you will never escape the Opera with one of the gorgeous assassins who rescued you from a torture chamber 6 months earlier
>you will never make sweet sweet love to her and later team up with her to take down an evil syndicate attempting to create political unrest all over the world
>you will never literally save the fucking world while your ex-colleagues and friends distrust you and attempt to stop you because they believe you are actually evil
>you will never even do anything except for the mundane because you are a piece of shit that gets off on degeneracy
Why even fucking live? Seriously why the fuck do we continue on?
The worst part is, the lady assassin in the movie had the most gorgeous body. I had the chance to have sex with a girl with that same body and an even more beautiful face, but I fucked things up right literallyYES L I T E R A L L Yright as I was sticking my dick in her and now she won't even text me back
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
OP is nigger.
>>25116714
why....why would you say something like that
What is JODI doing for Christmas? I know a few robots know
head surgery
Probably spending it with her family like normies do.
>>25116548
tetris
I was never meant to make it past the womb.
Being your own independent being is so stressful.
>>25116499
I know how you feel. Life has gotten worse the more responsibilities I've had, starting when school began and going downhill every year. I'm just not cut out for anything, not any kind of life. I can't function well enough for any of it.
>>25116499
It is very tiring. The only thing keeping me functional is knowing that life would only get more difficult if I stopped keeping up the facade.
