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Are Koreans honorary anime? They are as close to looking like anime characters as humanly possible.
Look at a Korean woman without makeup and you'd probably change your mind.
>>25108027
But with their makeup they are as close to anime as we can get
IM STILL SAD
AND IM STILL BUMMED
Hey man life isn't gonna turn really great overnight. It's easy to sink deeper into shit. The hard part is crawling out of it. Just keep working and eventually you'll find some happiness.
Sup, /r9k/?
For the past 6 month, I've been using various natural and simple remedies to safely remove some body hair.
I no longer can grow a beard.
>don't need to buy shaving equipment
>savin' $$$
>baby face attracts QTs
>protip: most girls don't like shitty ass strings that grow from you damn face
I no longer have public hair
>feelsgood.jpg
>dick looks bigger and more attractive
>always smells good
>don't have to deal with shaving
>protip: QTs willing to blow you if u got no hair down there
I no longer have butt hair
>NO SWAMP ASS :^)(^:
>smells niceee
>little to no poop clingers and smudging
>protip: QTs actually like touching ur booty cuz no nasty ass string things
I no longer have nipple hair
>shits fuckin' gross
If I want to I can get rid of my thin chest hairs, my armpit hair, and my future back hair.
I'm SMOOTH AS BUTTA and girls love it.
It's cheap and easy, but takes patience...
>>25107916
Girls that don't like stubble are basically fetishists.
GJ on narrowing the women you can attract though.
>>25107949
will admit a full face stubble is pretty sexy. but in mere days the stubble will grow. anything below full face is weird. anything above stubble length starts getting hairy
K E K
> tfw no qt elephant bf to listen to me
my ears sick out too, be my gf
(You) used to calI me on my
fuck you and your nigger music
>>25107731
>meme candidates
>haven't had a conversation with another human being in person in over a week
>my only real-life communication has been with people at food establishments
who /lonely/ here?
>if i died, my body probably would not be found for weeks
I talk to my dad, to my gf and I met a friend after a couple of weeks today.
I'm still lonely because I'm depressed about being unable to achieve anything (vicious circle) and no one is interested in talking about it or understanding my situation.
>haven't had a legit conversation in years
>no friends
>only can handle transactional speech
>will likely never have normal social interactions with others
I am top pathetic, you can't even touch my level faggot
So I finally got my HS diploma at the age of 28.
I actually did well and now I am going to University in 2016, starting in March. Got accepted into Mechanical Engineering at RMIT and the government has accepted my Study-bux application so I've got guaranteed Study-bux for the next few years while I am at university full-time.
Do you guys think I'll actually even be able to get a job when I finally get my degree in my 30s?
Of course not. You will be much older (and much more autistic) than all of your competition.
Enjoy being a laughingstock for years to come.
>>25108287
Sad thing is this guy is completely right. What you're trying to do is like trying to learn to ride a bike when you're 20. Don't get me wrong, it's still nice to be able to ride a bike, but everyone who knows it took you that long is not gonna take you seriously. And, well since we have CVs they're all gonna know how long it took you.
>>25107519
I'm in a sort of similar position but I'm 22.
What country are you in?
What are some good anime to watch before one euthanizes themselves?
>>25107482
ping pong the animation
only 11 episodes
I'm re watching death note.
Shit is cash.
Something shitty so you'll get even more tired of life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUCK0ir_jyE
this war is getting more intense by the hour
Dear Santa,
I'd like a girlfriend for next year. If you must know, then I'd like for her to be as good looking as I am. I realize this makes me self-entitled so I can only expect she will be too.
I want a gf because I long for someone to keep me and my best friend (my dog) some company and so we can do fun things together. We could make grilled cheese sandwiches or go on long walks (with my dog ofc). I promise I will do my best to treat her right and make her happy.
Regards and happy Christmas,
Anon
Dear Santa, nuke it from orbit.
Tell me /r9k/, what's your excuse for not using pick-up strategies to get a gf?
im too retarded to execute them properly
What do I say dubbot?
>>25107373
ayyy bby want sum fuk
She is such a butterface
>>25107373
imma gemma muh dik in ur ass2nite darlin
ITT: Things you would never admit in public
I unironically hate Jews, I wish that wasn't the case, but the fact that they are the most privileged demographic in the Western world and the Holocaust gives them a shield from any kind of criticism disgusts me.
Why wouldn't you hate them?
They lowkey hate you, and think your race and people are better off diluted or even destroyed.
They promote globalism almost as if they had a genetic predisposition to do so, meanwhile insisting that Israel remain nationalist and mono-theistic. They get special treatment and protection because they managed to write their version of the holocaust into the history books as well as their own mythology.
The common jew has no love for you, and the zionists wants you gone.
Also i guess i'd never admit that my favorite anime is Azumanga Daioh! or that i think the FAMAS is a great gun(sorry /k/).
same but i literally hate everyone on this rock too
probably if i admitted that in public no one would understand how serious i was about it
http://nymag.com/following/2015/12/tumblr-was-here-for-pepe-the-frog-in-2015.html?mid=twitter_nymag
JUST fucking end it senpai
but we have jar jar now so its ok
pepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepepepe is dead pepe
Why are people so obsessed with trying to make more and more and more and more and more amounts of money?
What's the point? Do they really think a raise is going to make them that much happier? Even though the last one didn't do much of anything, and the one before that as well.
What I think is that people have various experiences of suffering. I am construing "suffering" in a broad sense, to include any sort of unwanted experience such as 'the feeling of lacking x', 'boredome', 'I don't have a bigger house', 'a sense of goallessness, meaninglessness, purposelessness', etc. Along with the regular suffering of life (thirst hunger pains fear loneliness boredom misery aches anxiety etc). So what happens is that when (a large percentage) of people have these experiences, they look desperately for a CAUSE. "What is CAUSING this suffering?" Because once you understand the mechanism behind something - you can work on altering it, fixing it, avoiding it.
The brain is an ad-hoc machine. And it's better (evolutionarily speaking) to postulate a cause, any cause, than to simply do nothing. Take for example homo erectus, he hears a loud noise. Natural selection will favour the erectus which attributes the sound to a LION ROARRR and runs and hides. The erectus which thinks "it's nothing don't care lalala" will eventually be eaten by a lion. It might not be a lion roar this time, but one of these it will and his idle nonchalantary will cost the little nigger his life.
This relates to modern humans postulating the cause of their misery as not having enough money. It's an evolutionary mechanism that's being RE-APPROPRIATED into an INAPPROPRIATE use. Our ad-hoc machine looks for anything - a function of our evolutionary history. Not having another 10k a year on top of your 80 isn't the cause of your suffering. But your brain thinks it is better to attribute any cause and believe it, than to do nothing at all (and get eaten by a lion).
>>25107217
>Being able to imagine yourself happy
Someone isn't at rock bottom.
