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All the people I met have lost interest in me, I'm tired.
Even if we don't know each other, if you were by my side right now, will you hug me and stay in silence with me?
That's pretty emo even for r9k
I would. Whatever you asked of me, I'd try to stand by your side in thick and thin. Unfortunately I can't lift the feels burden, only you can. I wouldn't abandon you for being sad, at the very least. Most will, if you stop providing some utility to them. True love is unconditional.
No i wouldnt because thats gay
What did she mean by this?no seriously
>>25106574
She's not interested. Move on.
>>25106606
>>25106606
she texted me and brought me to her place to have sex with me
I was pretty drunk so I left about 15 minutes in, but I can't for the life of me figure out why I decided to leave
She hasn't talked to me since
>>25106689
Because you embarrassed her and made it look like she was too ugly to cum for, probably. Now she's just assuming you texting her back means you can't get it anywhere else and wants sloppy seconds.
But take what I say with a grain of salt, I am after all here so I know absolutely nothing about roasties
Roasties are LITERALLY full of shit.
LI-TER-ALL-Y
>>25106548
stop breaking balls Paulie
>>25106548
>>25107487
Was Paulie a robot? Atleast as close to one as a made man could be. Single his whole life, loved watching children's cartoons, poor communication skills.
How does it feel knowing the girl on the right here has successfully pulled the girl on the left here and made her her gf. The girl on the left is an 8/10 and the other one is 5/10
it fucking boils my blood
They are both 5s.
>>25106474
They are both entirely unattractive to me, so I guess it makes me feel happy for them at some level.
They're both like 6s, the right girl just has horrible British teeth. She shouldn't smile open mouth.
>tfw /r/4chan steals your post
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS
MIIINEEEEEEEE
STOP STEALING MY THOUGHTS FOR PROFIT
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>25106457
They become public domain once you post them here. In fact I think I might just post this to r/4chan later today :^)
>>25106533
>All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
OWNED BY THE POSTER
>what would you like with your steak sir?
>some ketchup please
>eating red meat
On a scale of 1-10 how edgey are you at this very moment?
>marlboro edge I'd say is at least a 7/10
>not smoking Camel
>or at least Marlboro Reds
2/10
Wearing all black, besides my coat
How edgy am I?
>>25106447
I'm extremely drunk so probavbly 9.10
>that redditor who says "everyone crossposts, I don't see what the big deal is"
>have literally never made a reddit account
>can count on one hand the number of times I've been there out of my own intent, most recently months ago just to read a guide on installing fate/stay night because every torrent linked to it
V > IV > III > VI > I > II
Not a real Star Wars movie: VII
Anyone who disagrees with this is from Reddit.
>talking about starwars
>thinks he isn't reddit material
>mfw working at some shitty telecommunications center
>always go outside for lunch, because awkward as hell being in break room with everyone and sitting alone
>don't have car so go to mcdonald's that is close by
>qt always in the register during the time I go
>always order the same thing (Hot 'n Spicy McChicken meal)
>enter and before I could say anything
>qt "you want the spicy meal right"? :P
>mfw I say no in a serious voice, but In reality I wanted the usual
>mfw I tell her I want cookies and leave and never go back
this was 3 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBe8xOk7jD0
why are we required to check off the "i'm not a robot" tickmark when posting if we're all robots?
>>25106331
Because we're all just normies who think they're robots since this is basically just oppression olympics where everybody undermines everybody else's problems and there's only one real robot on the board who is basically just subhuman.
because google
how many fucking times do we need to make this thread
the new captcha is months old at this point
Frenchie I love you oh so much !
Can I ask who Frenchie is?
>>25106346
My pet/boyfriend
Wagecucks are some of the most insane motherfuckers I've ever met.
Now I know what you're thinking, "insane? How is it insane to work for a living?"
When you do the same shit everyday, hate yourself for it and expect different results, THAT'S insanity.
The last time I worked was when I worked myself off of the couch to pick up my NEETbux check in the mail. Boy was I exhausted!
ouch! wagecucks won't recover from this one
>Not realizing your manas being drained
Least your being paid for it i guess
>>25106282
what should i do to live the neet lifestyle?
You wake up and see this on your couch.
Does she have to tell you wgat happened or does she have to eat the eggs?
She has to shut up and lay still until I cum, then she can leave.
better pay for a new coach, bitch, if she wants to leave here....ALIVE..
>>25106246
She most certainly does have to eat these eggs.
>people just assume I watch anime
Just cause I look like a beta doesn't mean I'm a weeaboo.
>>25106067
iktfb
animefags are fucking pathetic
Bump
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