Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7077. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7077. page
>Phone begins to vibrate
>>25256507
>Someone rings the doorbell
>getting new email in inbox
>walking home
>someone yells out your name
>tfw no parol hanging, tuko calling, kamay washing, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>25256470
I'm fucking dying OP. Your officially my favorite shitposter. I hope you make a new picture for every holiday.
>>25256470
fuk off LOL
I was checking for this thread throughout the afternoon waiting to see what you would add. Not disappointed in the slightest, above and beyond OP
Anyone else not totally hate chads? They're the only people who are ever outgoing enough to have social contact with me, and also the only people who have even tried to help me get a gf. They're nicer and honestly less judgmental than the average normie.
I don't hate chad ; I envy chad. It's completely different. I'm even friends with a Chad. They're pretty nice guys usually
>>25256478
Exactly. My only friends are chads and I get really jealous of them, which is how I got into lifting, since I thought it could cure autism. It can't.
There are mean chads and nice chads just like there are mean robots and nice robots. It would be dumb to hate all of them. I mildly dislike them as a category like I do for normies.
>tfw fat
Why do I have such fucking poor self control.
My monkey brain wins every time.
get a lizard brain
>>25256432
Think less, lift more.
>>25256432
There is something missing in your life that you substitute with overeating. Or you're stressed.
>tfw comfortable living up the anime life and not going for a 3D woman
>tfw actually attractive and have been in relationships and in the end found women to mildly satisfying, but too time consuming
I truly, truly understand why the Japanese population is decreasing. Anime girls are superior to real girls in every way, of course, but also you get to do whatever you want, whereas in a relationship you have to "compromise" and do shit the bitch wants to do, which takes up "me time". I need my anime. Anime is love, anime is life.
>tfw when you become the Ascended Robot
>instead of tfw no gf, you become...
>tfw a gf would be okay, but I'm not really gonna try to get one
You're the worst kind of normie.
>>25256385
You fucks are all attractive enough to be a "normie", just lack confidence. I've seen all the robots in the face threads.
Really though, live a comfy anime life and don't pursue women. This will lead to happiness and growth.
Seriously man.
No memes.
2D shouldn't exist, it is too ideal, its like touching God. We weren't meant to exist like this senpai.
2D represents the hopes and dreams of the modern man. Beneath is the horrible void that is our insurmountable insecurities.
We should just be condemned to pure unadulterated reality, that way we can never uselessly hope for more.
>be 18
>kinda spergy but decent at faking in public
>live with mom and just moved to a new apartment
>next door neighbor looks like she's in her mid-30's but i find her hot as hell
>she came over and introduced herself
>she's been in our apartment multiple times
>i went in her apartment to borrow her wifi password and saw her in a robe
>the sexual tension builds by the day
>i find out her full name and start stalking her online
>we're practically soulmates in terms of hobbies and political views
>find out she's actually 45
I'm in love, but she's more than twice my age. What do I do? Also she's like 5'1" and has beautiful red hair.
I didn't think you would be a good fit, but thank God you mentioned red hair. You should go for it
>>25256389
Here's a pic of her btw
I think that the age doesn't matter; go give it a try. But the end won't be pretty.
What do you robots get when you shop here?
>>25256227
Why would I shop at a store deigned for fat middle class Americans with 5+ kids?
>>25256227
Free samples
>>25256255
>not going with your mommy to a store where only members can join
>this means only parents and other people with their parents are there
Welcome to costco. I love you.
It's an indisputable fact that women are attracted to men who will inevitably beat them. I'm 6'2" and have pretty masculine features. I recently got a very short buzz cut which makes me look like a criminal. The amount of looks I get from girls now has gone up massively. Even your typical 'good girl', or sweet nerdy type girl. It's kinda ridiculous and makes me hate the nature of women.
You probably look like a sex offender now.
Yes, it must be because women love violence. Not because you got a good haircut that happens to suit you.
>>25256063
Well whatever the case, it's working for me. Because I work in a bar, and on a busy Christmas Eve, I couldn't count the amount of qts who gave me a do me look, or I caught looking at me. It was much higher than usual.
*tosses a cig at you*
*doesn't even smoke cigs*
*catches cig*
*goes full homo and stuffs it up his ass*
*watches as you lean close to observe the situation*
*blows it outta his ass*
>>25256016
I feel like I've seen this meme before...
th-thanks
>when the 'bac hits the brain
ITT, we post:
>Country
>State (If US)
>Branch of Service
>Enlistment or Commissioned
>Rate or MOS
>Active or Reserve (DEP included)
>Amount of Time Served (Since bootcamp)
>Your Current Command (If Applicable)
>Your Enjoyment So Far
>How Many Confirmed Kills Do You Have
>Should More Robots Enlist?
I'm not in the military, but I'd like to thank everyone who posts in this thread for their service and sacrifice. I really appreciate all you do for us.I own stock in an oilfield services company
OP here.
>Country
America.
>State (If US)
I am from Arizona.
>Branch of Service
The Navy.
>Enlistment or Commissioned
Enlisted.
>Rate or MOS
I was a nuke, EMN specifically. I failed out, and now I am an ITS. Awaiting orders to Groton, CT.
>Active or Reserve (DEP included)
Active
>Amount of Time Served (Since bootcamp)
Seven months. I have five and a half years to go.
>Your Current Command (If Applicable)
NNPTC :(
>Your Enjoyment So Far
Mostly miserable, even though that misery could be self-inflicted. Nuke training fucked me up a bit.
>How Many Confirmed Kills Do You Have
Zero.
>Should More Robots Enlist?
I think it depends what you do. I think you should not do nuke if you are a robot because it requires mental stability. Even though a lot of robot-seeming people go nuke.
>>25256021
>the "we were in Iraq for oil" meme STILL gets repeated less than a week from 2016
> tfw no sIightly below average gf
>slightly below
even the guy on tv is disgusted
shave hair pits and trim that pussy and I'd date her
This girl right here is a fucking cute I would be lucky to ended up with someone like her
What are your plans for this weekend, robots?
whatever they are, I know they won't involve having a gf
probably go to the mall and see if there is any good stuff on sale
>spend time with family
>refinance a student loan
>drive home and unload christmas presents
>grocery shop
>get 99 strength on old school rs
I'm fit and have an attractive face and very well balanced features and body but I'm 5'9". Does anybody actually care? I only want to date short girls anyway so I don't get the whole manlet thing. I understand if your going out with a tall girl feeling awkward but I'd she's shorter why care?
>>25255909
If you're here asking those kind of questions, whilst actually being attractive and fit, it's not the height that's stopping you from getting girls.
Yes. I've seen short motherfuckers pull hoes. Its literally all confidence. Chad didn't lie to you about that. Faking the confidence is the hard part.
>>25255994
I can get girls, I'm just really picky. I'm only asking out of curiosity since it's mentioned so much here.
every 4chan boards seem kind of contrived: is there a go-to board for "internet actuality" that is not meme heavy or edgy. maybe we could ask our new lord to make one? normie containment board !
it already exists. It's called facebook.
>>25255886
pls itsa not anon
my main board is fit
most dudes have gfs or have had sexual experiencies to chat and discuss
I think it's the normiest board
>tfw your dick bleeds every time you jack off
prostate cancer bra
>>25255862
nah m8 i fap no lube my dick skin literally has scabs on it
>>25255888
Okay, I'm circumcised too, and how can you be intelligent enough to breathe, yet not figure out you can use spit as lube?
Retards deserve to tear your dicks to shreds.
![2000px-Costco_Wholesale.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7kAA9qN.png "2000px-Costco Wholesale.svg[1]")
