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Who /diary/ here
>20
>Kept diary since the age of 12
>Fun to look at, if cringey in places
>Helps to ease the lonliness
>Makes you feel like you have someone who'll listen to you no matter what
I had one for 5 months. It ended up being a masturbation journal because that's all I did.
>>25253489
post some entries OP, just black out shit with your name or information you don't want shown
It'll be interesting to see the mind of a young robot
>>25253546
Mine has mentions of masturbation. But I use obscure or self-invented rhyming slang so no-
one will know what i mean if they read it.
For example. Sometimes instead of masturbating I say Barclays (Barclays -> Barclays Bank -> wank)
Social self-obsessive species, everything is peachy
Having cyber interactions, get erections from the TV
Vocal bout opinions bout elections up in DC
With a total lack of knowledge, rope around your neck was easy
Chemical complaint, deformity machine
Skin eraser, loss creator, poison that you breathe
Traitor, parasite, xenophilic golden boy
Seen him with a soy product, wrote the Village Voice about it
Tell me conclusions to stories I don't have time for
Situations with the information missing, misinformed
We've seen the same rain through separate systems, different storms
We're stacking bodies up in boxes in a distant war
I eat my vegetables, I like the broccoli
What is more fictitious, the gods or you and I?
You needs a court's admission, you think the cops comply?
I don't acknowledge systems, I never found it wise
I wasn't born to just support the shit that's palpable
I don't see Earth as disproportionally valuable
If there's a god, I'm sure his name is unpronounceable
If there's a hell, I'm sure we'll all be held accountable
I drew a portrait of Abraxis on a napkin
Sex has never given me an ounce of satisfaction
Life throws a lot of questions but I never ask them
Facts are human arrogance, we barely know a fraction
true robots are bumpin oblivion access on christmas
>>25253332
rap is shit gtfo nigger
>>25254021
s.m.h. lad
>texts ex because drunk and sad
>"new phone who dis"
>>25253258
lol she deleted your number
>who dis
she sounds very dumb
What kind of faggot texts their ex?
Planning on seeing a prossie to remove my hopelessly virgin status, any tips?
make sure you get the condoms that protect against stds, handies are std free, provided she doesn't have any sores or anything on them, try not to say anything weird
>>25253255
Don't lick it, even if it looks clean and nice.
I'm talking actually finding one aswell. UK btw. It is legal...right?
Friendly reminder Malaria has killed half of the people.
>>25253232
ever?
I doubt it
>>25253232
And that's bad why?
Welp, turns out black lives don't matter
I just drove 1 hour to meet up with a girl that doesn't fucking exist.
beta retard
>>25253229
In a couple of weeks this post will not exist anymore. Just like your anger. I'm sorry though.
Never gonna give u up
Poll: do you still have a penis fedora or have you been circumcised?
a rose for you m'ladu
A male roastie? Nah.
I have a cute little skin flop in my penor's tip, yes
I'm bored, all I have is a little bit of pot and like 3 or 4 shots of pineapple vodka.
I read on the internet that you can get high off this DPH thing, if you take enough
Thinking about drinking the vodka, smoking the pot and taking 8 of these pills. what will happen?
things are gonna get weird. I take DPH to sleep and I get pretty vivid and sometimes scary dreams.
on tuesday I was dreaming that the apocalypse had happened and I was alone in my neighbourhood, I woke up and released it was a dream right as I was getting out of bed to get my gun
>>25253111
all i can find online is people taking 300-400+mg and haing a bad time. i only want to take 200mg with weed and a little booze
>>25252971
I used to get high on benadryl. It's nice. Dreamlike without the terror I usually get. It fucks your organs up though. The hangover is awful. Would not recommend. Most people hate it though btw
>based pradeep
>>25252960
PAJEET MY SON
ofwrjg
All Indian women are whores. Least Indian men are based enough to actively slut shame them. If you want loyalty get a dog, cause these bitches have no heart.
>>25253084
It was an asian woman senpai
>when you realize your oneitis is actually ugly and not a good person...
>>25252931
>looking at photos of your ex and cringing
The ass was fat tho desu
>when you realized the TRUTH
>>25252931
What a waste of time.
Mine is a solid 8/10 who becomes close to 9/10 when made up, although I rarely see her dressed up because I'm not invited to her social events.
She's intelligent, well read, well traveled and leads an extremely interesting life where she's seemingly always doing something.
Honestly I'm not sure why I fixate on her. I'm so far out of her league it's embarrassing. I'm not even sure why she likes me but for whatever reason she seems to enjoy my company, albeit in small doses.
I got 50$ amazon cash and need to spend it, what is a good buy?
>>25252900
You could start gifting some leftover robots in the wish list thread. It's lonely and cold there, everyone who's been gifted or doing the gifting is gone.
>>25253363
>You could start gifting some leftover robots in the wish list thread. It's lonely and cold there, everyone who's been gifted or doing the gifting is gone.
This
>>25252900
human bones are available for as low as $10
theres also low grade uranium
>another night spent just going out to nightclubs
>another failed night of rejection and no gf, virginity intact
>another night of dressing up in expensive shirts and perfume without any result
Fucking normie advice. What can you say now huh?
>>25252794
stop doing things you have no interest in, and meet people who have similar interests that you do
join clubs or sports teams or reach out and say whats up to someone youre acquainted with and seems to do some stuff youre into.
>>25252794
I know man, just keep trying, I go to club regularly but now I go just for the music I like, I have fun at least. Sometime I meet cool people but I never pick up chicks, maybe because I don't try, and even If I pick one I don't have a car or an appartment so I'm 100% fucked.
At least you try, keep doing it, try to meet groups
Also, don't search for the love of your life, clubs are infested with roasties. 99% roasties 1% Nice girls.
>>25252794
They just say this shit to make themselves feel like the wise, experienced mentors that they wish they were. In truth, as we all know, they're usually morons.
Life is absurd. Advice that worked for me may not work for you. You might die alone, you might get laid. Chances are, it's a lot more out of your control than insecure normies are willing to admit. Rememver, if people can fail just by being born shit, then they haven't really accomplished anything by happening to turn out well. They just got lucky. And they hate that idea.
How you doin bros
>>25252739
im sad
>>25252778
are INFP always sad?
>>25252803
yes
always every time
>want to fap
>no it will make tired
>edge for a while
>still tired
Should I just stop?
Damn b0ss got fucked up
What happened to him?
>>25252792
He gets seizures from time to time. I'm not fucking joking.
One too many meme injections.
I have never once attempted to court a female in my 20 years of being on this earth.
I have never initiated a conversation with a female nor attempted doing so.
The only times a girl has shown interest in me were in kindergarten and possibly 8th grade (I didn't pick up on it, still not 100% sure).
Good, you didn't have to face rejection like the rest of us.
I tried once and never did again.
>>25252696
I'm stuck between the feeling of "you miss all the shots you don't take" and the fear that consistent rejection would drain away my pride as a person.
>>25252676
im in the same situation, never tried because people look at me disgusted every time. im always at my home. and please not talk about females, they look at me with puke face, if im walking on the streets almost everytime they cross the street. im a fucking monster
