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>tfw you accommodate your oneitis's feminization fetish in the hopes of finally getting a gf only to find out she just wanted you to pleasure her real bf
How much testosterone do you have to take to reverse gyno?
>>25246188
>reverse gyno
Only way to gey rid of gyno is surgery.
>>25246328
C-Can't I just lose weight?
>>25246188
>>25247315
You could go downtown and take that boipucci for a run.
>talking to qt girl
>she likes you
>good taste in music
>very shy and awkward
>great sense of humor
>pretty smart
>she's a virgin
>she smiles at you
>you see this
wat do
>>25246116
That'd be a dealbreaker.
I can't stand bad breath, and that's exactly what you'd have to deal with if you date someone with gingivitis.
That sucks, but no one's perfect. I can let that one slip.
Go for it OP.
There's always something wrong with any girl you'll get with. If gingivitis is the only thing wrong with her, then you'll find a way to accept it.
oh god
>be me
>be sitting on the couch just now
>watching television with my sister
>get one of those random erections
>out of nowhere my sister swings her feet up in the couch entering the laying position
>puts her feet in my lap
>right on top of my hardon
>quickly takes her feet away
>"anon what the hell? are you hard?"
>"what, no! w-well yes but it wasn't because of you or anything sometimes it happens at random"
>"whatever, I'm going to bet you werido
did I ruin our relationship just now? she'll get over it right? I was telling the truth
>i'm going to bet you weirdo
So how much did she bet? Did you win?
>>25246030
BED*
gosh darn
I was expecting a porn prelude.
GET READY FOR SOME FEELS BOYZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-MApVvos2Y
>>25245840
Fuck you OP. I promised myself I wouldn't fucking shed a tear this Christmas.
>>25246005
to cheer you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn13UfHDm3I
MORE PEOPLE NEED TO FEEL
What does R9K think of MCR?
I guess the black parade was kinda nice.
WHEN I WOZ
faggot shit for stupid teenagers and people who are still mental teenagers
How many people here are depressed on Christmas?
Let's hear your stories.
glad im muslim tbqh family
i feel great atm senpai
I honestly feel like killing myself today.
>Don't even want to visit any friends because I'm a major depressant with nothing positive to talk about. I feel like they know I'm depressed, so I don't want to be around them.
> My mom hates me. I'm reminded how lazy I am today. I don't get out of bed because I hate life and would rather sleep as long as possible so I don't have to deal with it.
>All the guns are at my dad's, so there's no shooting. I puss out every time I try to hang myself because the rope hurts so much. Drug overdoses are painful. THe last time I tried to jump off a bridge, some hero saved me.
What is the best animes you watched this year?
My top picks are Shokugeki no Souma, Overlord, Ushio and Tora, Rokka no Yuusha, Durarara and Noragami Arogoto.
My vote for overall best is Prison School though, it was fucking hilarious, the story is interesting and the characters are all very likeable, had a ball watching it and I read the rest of manga because of how captured I was.
one p--
>>25245616
prison school was pretty fun, made me pretty happy when i found out the manga was being animated.
also noragami sucks
one punch man is only one people seem to talk about
What do you think about gondola?
>tfw gondola has become my favourite meme since pepe is a normie now
what is it? isn't it just a fucked up spurdo sparde?
might as well like Cuckio or any other derivative while you're at it
share your rare gondolas please
>tfw nobody knows gondola
JUST
>Have Xmas Dinner
>Relative who I hate with passion is there
>He was the only one who prayed at the table - said his prayer out loud while I was talking
>Constantly talking about a loud of benign shit
>Genuinely being extremely annoying.
>Goes to pull an xmas cracker with me
>He grabs the middle of the cracker even though I told him not to
>LoseMyShit.jpg
>Get sent out of the table
>Mixture of shame for being for being so immature and anger because I'm paranoid and knew he did it on purpose
I fucking hate being a socially shit extrovert. I wish I could escape from being shit when dealing with other people but I need to talk to others or I begin to feel flat. I'm suppose attend a second xmas meal tomorrow and he's going to be there. I'm just not fucking going to go.
Christmas ruined. At least I can use the xmas money on a good razor and some strong alcohol.
>>25245079no repliesplease respond
>>25245079
>>He was the only one who prayed at the table - said his prayer out loud while I was talking
next time say something along the lines of "just like the Pharisees" if he's really religious he'll know what you meant.
>>25245079
Don't let him get to you, he knows exactly what an annoying cunt he is. Each time you lose your shit, he wins.
Robots let's see those phone backgrounds. I know I can't be the only one browsing from my phone.
>inb4 9 messages
All from my service provider
>>25244218
>konata
if I had a boypuss, it'd be dripping
Ignore the Verizon texting app.
Do you hate women?
If yes, why?
And are you being honest?
Well they hate me. For being short, ugly, just generally inferior.
Well to be honest they don't hate me just for that, they hate me for not accepting their shitty behavior. In their minds me being inferior entitles them to treat me like shit and they think I should just take it. Which I don't and that's why they hate me.
And if they hate me, I'd be a retard not to hate them back. Yes, I am being completely honest.
>>25244193
S ounds like you hate yourself more than woman, and that ain't cool.
>>25244227
Might be. It's really hard to determine what I hate more. I don't see why it "ain't cool" though. What is cool or not does not concern me. What concerns me is the truth.
Post your christmas loot faggots and spot the normies.
>>25244104
found the normie. i got a bretty gud fossil wallet.
shit tier headphones m8, the rest looks like a good take
>>25244104
I got a copy of Mein Kampf and a new computer mouse. Preddy gud
Rose, but not very morose today.
rose here, spent my christmas cuddling with n8 while incessentaly muttered something about VR and getting a 980 for next year
>>25244310
You are definitely rose. Do you have the money for it though?
Bumping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEazAtEYInQ
>tfw loli cousin tells you she hates you
I have interacted with her for like five minutes ever. What are her parents telling her about me?
Nothing that isn't true, am I right?
>>25244239
Probably lies. Nothing they would know, at least.
>>25244042
She probaby knows you see her in a sexual way and doesnt like it. You probably creep her out
What did you get for Christmas, robots?
>Xenoblade Chronicles X
>$20
>$60
>Black Levi 511s
>$20 Target gift card
>$15 Target gift card
>cheap ear buds
>underwear
Socks. Shirts. Aftershave and Chocolate.
A Razer Blackwidow Chroma. I love the rainbow.
>>25244035
nothing. First Christmas I don't have money to by anyone anything (lost my job) so I'm not leaving my room until tomorrow. Little brother brought 2 presents to my room but I told him he can open it and keep it. Fuck life
