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Would you convert to Islam for SyrianGirl?
>>25246695
syrians are for raping, no need to convert to anything.
>>25246695
No. You convert to Islam for forty virgin Syrian girls, idiot.
Nobody who dresses that slutty is muslim
Why is the trap thread cancer starting to infect /r9k/ as well?
>>25246685
It is one troll from /mtfg/ that keeps reposting the shit. She makes photoshops of everyone there and posts it everywhere to bully them.
>>25246704
Really? I've bever been there, so I didn't know about this. Wondered why i saw so many trap threads and stuff here lately
>>25246765
Never*
Fuck, I can't type today
>got to parents house yesterday at about 7pm
>didnt eat dinner with them
>sat around in room for a few hours then went 2 hang out with an old HS friend
>come home late
>they wake me up around 11 and we open the presents
>get some snacks, a uni tshirt, headphones, $100 grocery store gift card, and a $200 check
>few hours later go out to the kitchen to get benadryl because cat allergies
>notice my mom is making lasagna with whole wheat noodles
>"oh ur having lasagna for dinner?"
>"yeah why, you don't like it?"
>"no not really. i think i'll just go home"
is this savage /r9k/? i just don't want to eat lasagna and i know it will piss off my mom and she'll just bitch at me about my job
i haven't seen them since june but it hasn't even been 24hrs and i'm planning on leaving
>>25246642
That's ungrateful and petty. Spend the holidays with them.
pretty savage senpai lol
>>25246670
it's just so weird and uncomfortable. i'd rather be alone in my own room desu
Why do people eat raw cookie dough?
Do people actually think it tastes better than a warm cookie?
Or are they just too lazy and impatient to actually put it in the oven?
Cookie dough is fat hillbilly status. Also a good way to get salmonella.
>>25246633
>tfw never had raw cookie dough
It's a meme food, like pretending to like bacon or milk chocolate.
>30 years old
>Spending Christmas with my brother, his wife, and two sons
>first time I've spent holiday with the family in ten years
>taking nips from a bottle of whiskey while my brother and his wife are napping
>kids are playing their new wii u
I'm impressed with the technology, the only system I have is a GameCube.
>is it bad that I want to get the kids drunk?
>no funny business, I just want someone to drink with
>even if their only 11
Merry Christmas m8s, how's everyone holding up?
>>25246525
Don't get them drunk. It will screw up whatever relationship with your brother/family that you're trying to salvage.
>>25246525
Just get drunk and hang with them, kids are already drunk.
>>25246594
This 100% percent muted xd
>Even a tard gets to touch a cutie and i don't
I think the real tard is op
>>25246482
LE TROLLED XDDDDDDDXD
>"Hey OP! Let's make a photo together!"
>"O-oh ok-kay.."
>too scared to hold her hip or shoulder
>tfw 4/10 face
>no matter how fit, rich, or confident I get, I'll always have a 4/10 face
>>25246431
Dear OP
In life, there are winners and losers
You're one of those losers. Better luck on your next life.
>>25246431
Post pic and we'll judge
>>25246739
This
Show us how hideous you are op
This 100million dollar neet stays at home all day investing in stocks, playing chess and guitar, and eating neet food.
And he is 32 years old with no gf.
What's your excuse?
He's not a NEET. Or at least wasnt until very very recently.
>>25246448
Once a neet always a neet.
>>25246409
He's a horrible person
>get girl an early Christmas present
>"oh em gee thanks so much anon"
>Christmas arrives
>not a single acknowledgement of my existence from this girl
How could I possibly be this dumb /r9k/? Looks like some people were born to be alone after all
This is basically story of my life. Give lots of attention but no one seems to care.
>>25246345
>get girl an early Christmas present
Nobody's THIS autistic right? Surely you must have had some doubt?
bro read Ovid
today is the day
get readyfor a present
>>25246226
yay,i love presents
>>25246506
10 minutes my child.
>>25246545
Is that times square?
Can anyone explain to me why I can't get a gf after 27 goddamn years?
I'm convinced that it must be my looks because women display blatant disinterest before I even open my mouth. Am I really that unattractive?
And no, I'm not fishing for compliments. I'm genuinely curious if I have some sort of reverse body dysmorphic disorder / Elliot Rodger's syndrome.
you look like you're judging me
>>25246439
I'm not judging SHIT, retard.
(That's my sense of humor acting up, by the way. Get it or don't, bitchface)
You're not too ugly, you could get a gf.
It's your personality.
I'm not religious, but I've been thinking about going to church. I don'the know how to meet people in public so going to church would force people to talk to me and get to know me to try and convert me.
I might even meet a girl my age who is programmed to be obedient and faithful. All I gotta do is put up with talking for an hour or so and singing "OPEN THE EYES OF MY HEART LORD"
What do you think anons, should I go to church?
religious women are the biggest whores you idiot
Yes. That is the only place good women are at. Even then you have to watch out for sluts that are "christian".
>>25246184
>going to church to pick up girls
>talking to my cousin on christmas party
>older than me (he's 25), 6'2'' literal Chad , nice face, good job
>shows me his Tinder account that he made two months ago
>literally 200+ matches, he can't even manage all of them
>when was the last time you fucked anon?
>implying
>dude, you should have told me, just yesterday we had one girl too many, I would have called you and you would bang her
>next time I'm calling you
>b-but I'm shy
>don't worry, the girls will hit on you
Holy cuck, Chads really do exist in another dimension, I can't even begin to understand their world. But I'm getting the pussy nonetheless.
Also, earlier this year his (then)gf broke up with him and she is already going to marry some rich dude who was her highschool sweetheart. My cousin was very hurt and still feels bitter towards her (they were dating for years), so I guess that not even Chads are totally immune to heartbreak.
>>25246165
I have a cousin Chad like this too, every year his success with girls comes up and he shows off his phone proving girls throwing themselves at him.
It's so hard for me to comprehend we're the same species.
>>25246452
My cousin is a very nice guy, actually. I don't envy him, it's just
>>25246165
if you have a chad relative then you're probably a chad with bad hygien. Fuck off
Black femanon here and I have a question.
Is it degenerate to have a bit of a crush on your brother even if he's adopted?i really wanna know
>>25246121
>adopted
all good op
NlGGER LEAVE
NBR, who cares
also nigra go home
>Merry Christmas Anon-kun! I love your family.
you still haven't dropped this slut? Remember when you thought she was a lesbian?
is this katya?
Merry Christmas for you too, anon.
P.S
Who is this girl? She looks very attractive desu
![2011-12-12-CookieDough-01_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rV9H4eU.jpg "2011-12-12-CookieDough-01 1[1]")
