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asian women are literally beautiful
I can't believe i don't have an asian gf yey
>>25243171
this is a 38 year old asian women
Fuck off with your shitposting you filthy nigger.
>christmas morning
>wake up
>realize my life is shit
>start doing lines of coke
>make some vodka screwdrivers
>beat off to wikifeet over and over
>mfw
How does it feel to be a failure?
>>25242663
this
>actually doing drugs like coke or heroin
>>25242626
how does it feel to be apart of society today?
Well lads, what did we all get for Christmas?
How's the day treating you? Having a good time? Having a shit time? Feeling lonely as fuck? Let's talk.
Merry Christmas
I just woke up, gotta shower and go to my grandma's pretty soon.
Going to try and make it a good Christmas, but there will be so many people I don't know there, it will be very very awkward.
Oh well.
Merry Christmas robots!
>>25242617
I spend around $2000 on gifts and didn't get a single thing myself.
Next year I'm spending it on myself.
Also Merry Christmas anons.
My highlight so far as been participating in pic related.
Merry Christmas, robots.
Love, /int/ (a board which is btw infested with normies)
not a bad day at all edition
Who here /sprouts/?
>Little sisters paki bf trying to get pigs in a blanket vetoed of the menu
>>25242387
didnt touch mine
What sort of things do qt traps think about?
>>25242124
AIDS
I guess this isn't an original comment
>>25242124
dicks
men
dicks
men
dicks
dicks
thigh highs
dicks
men
what color nail polish and panties today ;3
Chad
Suicide
Are you more of a tits guy or more of an ass guy?
tits, asses are exclusively for pooping
>>25241425
As far as shaving the carrot is concerned, im more of an ass guy. Though i've never really tested that in real life. A true patrician appreciates all aesthetic female features.
such a stupid normie question
why not both? and why not like the whole package + foot fetish extra?
http://www.likecroatia.com/news-tips/top-ten-reasons-to-date-a-croatian/
Why aren't you dating a Croat, /r9k/?
>a lot of qts
>aren't normie as shit
>know how to cook
Literally the best you could ask for
>>25240283
I like Croatia and Croatians. Similar culture to mine (Irish), but much better weather.
>10 reasons why I'm a cuckold and you should dilute my race
>>25240333
wasted trips desu )^:
Describe your Christmas or yourlifein one picture.
Don't forget: Withholding information about your personal troubles results in a ONE MILLION YEN penalty!other non misakifags can post their waifu
>>25240201
in one picture huh?
I'll go with this because internet is both my Christmas and my life
>>25240222
>lighter on desk
>3DPD
anon can you post other one?preferentially a 2D one
>>25240222
Oh shit nigga wtf are you doing?
I was so excited about this thread as well.
>>25240265
These threads always get flooded with normals.
Who /lonelychristmas/ here?
>going home from the gym
>the roads full of people having fun together
>couples walking around full of happiness
>youngsters wearing Santa clothing a going to some sort of Christmas party
>go back to my apartment, check my phone. 0 messages
>throw the gym bag on my bed then just on the couch
>unleash the longest sigh ever
>lie on the couch blank stare at the roof
>asking myself "what happened?"
Man have been alone without any social contact for around 5 months now, I feel its weight now robots.
How do you cope with lonely Christmas?
>gym is open on christmas
>going to gym on christmas
>>25238667
Yes the 24/24 gym is open on Christmas
My dad's ignoring me because I'm a disappointment.
I feel like jogging is the only thing that makes my heart beat.
I've never been in a relationship. It's like every girl uses me to get off quickly, make someone jealous or as an emotional tampon. I've never had a healthy interaction with a woman. I just get used.
I get nonstop made fun of by my friends at this point. It's not even banter anymore.
ITT: Post the most /comfy/ places in vidya.
Pic related: Crysis 3, financial district
The oc_harvest farm
Too bad no one plays Obsidian Conflict anymore...
Riften in skyrim. There's just something about that place
Why can't we go back?
i just wanted to lose my virginity pounding some boipuci as Christmas gift.
IS THAT SO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK?
>>25234306
Apparently so. Robots everyone are going to have to go christmas without.
>>25234306
that is nice pussy
and nice shower curtains
>>25234306
more boipuci
post it senpai
What do people do in clubs? Dance the whole time? How do you know what to order to drink?
My experience of going a few times when I was a normie.
>everyone just standing around a table
>no one danced
>ordering beer every 30 minutes
>standing around, looking around and drinking beer (which I don't even like)
>loop that for 4 hours
>go home
Walking home was 10 times better than that.
If you're a guy just get beer. Don't get wasted unless you've already gotten at least 10 numbers that night and you're satisfied.
If you're a girl just hover around the bar and wait til some guy buys you a drink. Then get really drunk and find a Chad to "rape" you. Do not use a condom.
>>25224554
>If you're a girl just hover around the bar and wait til some guy buys you a drink.
Doesn't work if you're an ugly girl there with attractive friends
how do i unlock the gf level ?
post a pic of yourself OP and i'll explain why you don't have a gf
>have to click that i'm not a robot
>posting on /r9k/
>>25248500
You gotta get 15 bf%
that will open up the talking ability
talk to a bunch of female NPCs,
you have to have whatever the latest style of clothes the NPCs from whatever social circle you choose are wearing.
>>25248522
The great wall of virgins need new faces.
>Anon... Is it really that big?
your forehead? yeah it's massive.. but don't let it get you down
>>25248202
she's got a normal size forehead
>>25248173
>tfw your dick is only 7 inches long
just fucking kill me
/university/
about to start first semester this spring, starting at College Algebra 1 for an electrical engineering major. I'm taking it nice and slow.
>>25247806
>college algebra
>slow
I'll say. You're a fucking tortoise, famiglia
Should I study philosophy? It's the only thing I care about besides literature.
>>25247806
>algebra
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED IN CALC M8
