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Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: [YouTube] THE RABBOT REPUBLIC ANTHEM (embed)
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/ASdlPWbgtMGo
come join us fampais
bump for comfy movies
Room used to be good but now its filled with normies. And no don't tell me the normies get banned.
Room is 10/10 if the normies would leave.
>>29362174
what are your policies on letting in roasties?
If you let them in I advise all robots not to join if they wish not to see what women do to chat groups( males orbit them and the group becomes toxic to outsiders or those that insult queen bee)
How do you feel about cunnilingus?
>>29362120
Eh, sometimes it sounds hot and sometimes it doesn't. Depends on whether I'm feeling alpha or beta.
I jerk off to pussy eating videos but I imagine I'm the woman.
>>29362120
I usually lick the hole a little before I put it in. Sometimes I go down on my gf for like 30 minutes even though I get bored after 10 but I just think about how much I love her and how much she deserves it. I love the taste of her vagina in general. The only time I don't go down on her is when she's menstuating.
What essential qualities and achievements make one a chad?
>>29361951
A douche bag who doesn't think independently but simply follows what is perceived as attractive, cool, etc. Genetic lottery winner and decent luck in life.
more sexual partners than your age divided by two
I can tell you what makes me chad.
Lift everyday. Bench 315 and other gym fags mire.
Work in IT making 6 figures.
Fucking hilarious, yet smart.
Nice face, swole body, not a small dick. But not huge either. Doesn't matter at the end of the day cause I jack hammer bitches regardless.
No desperation, girls are lucky if I even glance at them.
Post some girls that look like good people who are not into sex very much and would not want to be savagely fucked by Chad
immature thoughts OP, these girls have been rammed by chad just as much, if not more.
>>29361873
>Those glasses
Come on anon, haven't you learned anything? She looks like a classic tumblrina.
Discard 3D women, obtain 2D enlightenment.
Awoo!
>see qt first cousin I haven't seen for a long time
>get crush on her
>try to act cool to impress her even though of course there's zero chance of it going anywhere
>hate myself
Who knows this feel
>>29361849
I do too. She's just perfect, but if she knew things between us would be awkward
One time my male cousin acted just like you to his female cousin
it was weird af tbqh
>tfw I had an older female cousin that would literally dry hump me
She thought it was like a game or smth bc I would run away but it actually fucked with me.she wasn't even ugly
At what age did you realize you weren't smart or above average intelligence?
20 here
First month of college, so 18
>>29361767
i got testing for special conditions in my first year of uni.
iq got tested at about 90 i think, so i'm borderline mentally defective
Middle school.
Got higher grade problems in math and shit.
Let's play a game robots
>google image search "woman"
>choose a woman
>choose a woman in "related images"
>do this SIX TIMES
>sixth woman is now your gf
How did you do?I swear I don't have yellow fever
>>29361758
fuck it im going to do this
![young-professional-woman-2410037[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jZFqA2h.jpg "young-professional-woman-2410037[1]")
>>29362612
neato spaghettitos
how did i do
oregami
>tfw no dota2 playing qtp2t filipina gf
>>29361731
Pinoy are the worst
I wonder if she is a self race hater
>flip
even poo in the loo are above this
>>29361731
why would you want to date the Mexicans of asia?
>tfw 4chan turned you gay
FUCK
you're mentally ill. seek a psychiatrist.
>>29361723
what are they gonna do? ungay me?
face it anon, it's over
I still have yet to become gay after 13 years of porn. But I think femdom pegging might open up that passage after all.
>tfw lQ is like a real-life power level and is what determines success
>>29361090
IQ isn't everything. At a certain point it's enough to propel you but for average IQs, personality traits like extroversion and personal drive are much more important
>>29361090
>tfw high iq and unhappy as fuck
Success isn't everything anon
>>29361090
Not even remotely.
Do you have a job? If yes, what do you do?
>>29361027
I work for the via by making lolu threads and putting everyone that replies up on watchlists
>>29361027
I professionally make memes
>>29361027
I'm a baker.
Oh my god girls want to fuck hot guys what a bunch of sluts am I right??
>>29360584
It's less to do with wanting to fuck hot guys and more to do with acting on those urges. There is nothing at all wrong with fucking a hot guy, but once you leave that guy to fuck another hot guy, you earn the feared moniker "slut" for your disgusting hedonism. It's all in the "s" on the end. One partner for life, a situation otherwise known as "monogamy", is good and leads to a healthy family and fulfilling interpersonal relationships. Once you abandon this, you are coming into direct conflict with a carefully evolution-honed aspect of the human psyche and starting down a path of degeneracy, degradation, and heartbreak.
>>29361002
how is this any different than a guy wanting to fuck a hot girl?
>>29361002
>carefully evolution-honed aspect of the human psyche
humans did not evolve monogamy. There is no evidence against it and tons for it.
I'll explain.
The primary markers lie in the sexual dimorphism of various primate species. There are monogamous primate species, and they have nearly no secondary dimorphism. Species such as gorillas on the other hand, have very high sexual dimorphism but males have very small testicles. This is characteristic of "harem" like sexual arrangements where the males sperm does not have to compete with multiple males, since he has already established dominance. Finally, there is the pattern of our closest relative, chimps, with a moderate degree of sexual dimorphism and large testicles (to scale), based on the pattern of needing to produce a lot of sperm in order to compete with the sperm of other male chimps, suggesting a "polyamorous" pattern. Humans most closely resemble this pattern. For this reason bioanthropology has a consensus that humans did not evolve to be monogamous.
you might argue that monogamy is a useful social invention,but humans basically evolved to be cucks (or at least frat gangbangers).
Write a letter to someone threadthey probably stopped caring a long time ago
Dear Me.
What are you going to do now that youre dead inside again. I dont think youre getting out of this any time soon. Preparing for more years of lonliness and isolation. Taking pills just to mask the pain. They hurt every time I have to pop one in my mouth like it hurts each time I hold a glance of myself in the mirror too long and feel the deadness in my eyes. There doesn't seem to be an end to my pain. What options do you have left? Slip back into the death inside and let it overtake you. Numbness is happiness when your whole life is hell. So cover yourself with it like warm blankets.
>>29359773
To Jada
Aight so for the first time in a while I might actually have a shot with a girl. Please for the love of fuck tell me I'm not misreading the situation and you actually want to hang out beyond being regular friends. I've been burned before but at least you don't seem like you'll flake out and get fucking engaged to your ex a week after asking me out so I don't even get an attempt in like the last one (THANKS A LOT KATHERINE).
Anyway, yeah, you're cute and you have nice tits, plus you're depressed and I've been there so maybe I could help you out. Let's go see a movie sometime.
Cameron/Tommy, I don't know which one I'm going by anymore
>>29360543
Thats pretty sad fampai
A psychiatrist prescribed me Zoloft for "Anxiety, Depression, and mild ADD" I looked up what zoloft is for and it seems to be for everything.
Redpill me on SSRIs and Zoloft, should I take it or will it just make me worse or cuck me?
>>29359431
Try it for at least 4 months. Go to therapy, too. Medication alone won't fix you.
I've been on Zoloft for 3 years and it's the only medication that's ever worked for me. Good luck, OP.
>millions of morons taking meds for their mental problems
Literally all you have to do is eat healthier and fucking exercise. I thought that I was an "incurable bipolar" as an edgy teen; but once I stopped drinking a litre of pop and a bag of chips every day, and went outside once in a while, all of the sudden I didn't feel nearly as shitty.
The western world is full of fat, lazy fucks sucking the teet of pharmacy corporations; and this is why we're doomed.
>>29359937
Yes because going outside will get rid of all the hallucinations, delusions, and paranoia etc., I dont think you have even met a fucking schizo. They fucking shit their beds, call people their mommies, and strangle people because they think they are the devil. Have you been inside a fucking mental hospital? Those people cant even be treated with the medication they give them (and yes the are fucking let outside and walk in circles around the facilities all day).
Hello my fellow robbits, I am looking for a trap gf to love each other unconditionally, the conditions are:
-you play games
-you like weebshit
-you aren't killing yourself in 2 years
-you like cock
>>29359299
>looking for a trap bf
>through 4chan
I hope this is some shitty bait.
>>29359340
trap """"""gf""""", shitlord
>>29359340
that's how I found mine
