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Hey robots, so i was thinking about ways to kill myself today, and a suggested method was to shoot yourself off of a high structure, which got me thinking...
What would happen if you jumped off a building and then shot yourself? What would the physics be behind that?
Pic unrelated. (It's Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez)
You'd be dead
>>29362015
Naturally, but say i jumped straight ahead, and i put the gun on my right temple and shot, would my body fly to the left?
>>29362003
Terminal velocity for humans is 53m/s. Bullets travel an average of 762m/s. So nothing would change really.
Why aren't you homosexual yet? Much easier to get laid as a faggot. I'm straight but I go with guys because they don't mess about. Straight to fucking.
>>29361992
>Much easier to get laid as a faggot.
Yeah but there's a different between putting you dick in a soft warm puss puss and having some chad ram his dick up your ass
>>29362010
>not wanting your boipussy to get dominated by chad
>>29361992
>much easier to get laid as a faggot
>I'm straight
>it's another "anon attempts to get proper sleep at 5am" episode
>>29361928
>>29361928
this is a fucking retarded meme that people use in order to bitch about their problems while trying to make themselves seem less whiny
but I go to sleep late, too.
>its another "anon cant fall asleep because he keeps thinking about suicide" episode
had a few of those
>it's an "anon smokes a bunch of weed and swallows benzos at 10pm and is still awake at 1:30 AM" episode
My "friend" just verbally abused me (for like the 100,000th time) because I supposedly ruined his life. Now he reckons he's going to kill himself, he's stolen his grandmothers opiates and is on his way to another friends house to shoot up. Should I intervene? He's never done drugs like this before.
>steals from grandmother
>has friends
probably should late fate handle this anon
>>29361868
jesus christ, let him do it
>>29361868
>because I supposedly ruined his life.
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>>29361821
Is this Morse code for something?
>>29361835
H-E-L-P
>>29361821
same here but I visit /r9k/, /v/, /pol/, /adv/ and /tv/ which are probably all the worst boards on this website.
Whats your favorite sexual position?
Would you enjoy being dominated by a little girl?
Serious question, not just lewd thread.
I like the position in your pic but with more tender aspect. Couples caught in each other's embrace makes me rock hard
>>29361805
Missionary, I like to kiss my gf and lick her nipples. Doggy is my second. Sometimes when I'm not ready to fuck again yet my gf gets on top of me and rides me. Those are pretty much the only 3 we do.
Doggy because i'm a full blown assman.
Nah.
>he fell for the College Meme
Literally the biggest fucking scam ever conceived. People get fucking mad at me because I didn't go to College while the ones who did go are sitting on a pile of debt or are working some shitty minimum wage job after six years of school. And then the whole
>well everyone has debt, debt isn't bad
I don't have debt, sorry, you fucking cuck.
That's what you get for being a cucked american
>I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP SUCKING THE CORPORATE DICK TAXATION IS COMMUNISM MUH RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM I'LL MAKE IT BIG ONE DAY THE TV MAN SAID SO
this is what ameritards actually believe
>>29361735
It's not a joke.
I see how most companies treat non-graduate positions as expendable. 8GBP/ hour as a 'high wage'.
What the fuck degree is even worth it anymore? I want to go engineering but now I'm hearing all this shit about the STEM meme. Is there any degree actually worth getting still or should I just teach myself programming or something?
Do I have a nice approachable smile /r9k/?
>>29361657
you look like a kind person
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original
>>29361657
sup eddie
Why do so many normies wear these?
jeans are the best type of pants
fuck off
>>29361682
Normie detected. They are uncomfortable as fuck compared to joggers.
>>29361633
What the fuck do you wear out then?
Oh wait, /r9k/.
Ask a bot who lost his job yesterday anything.
Why did you lose your job?
>>29361624
Not enough work coming in.
Been this way for 3 months, couldn't justify keeping me on.
bummed out about it but its understandable, can't keep paying someone to do nothing
Nice picture, I'mma take it.
My parents never gave me permission to do anything. Can someone give me permission to be an adult with a separate identity from my parents?
I specifically need permission to have sex and permission to be aggressive and disagree with people and have fun I'm general.
It's important. Please.
I also need permission to learn what I want to and spend as much time as I want to on the things I'm interested.
I don't feel like I can move on until someone gives me a supportive talk.
>>29361583
No, stop posting and go to bed. It's late.
>>29361583
>Can someone give me permission to be an adult with a separate identity from my parents?
Yes.You can :^)
Does it brighten up anyone elses day when they see that people died on the news? Personally it is the only happiness I have left. Every time a normie die I grow stronger. Ah, the sweet sweet justice of seeing a dumb bitch die in a car crash partying with her friends today was extremely satisfying. Atleast statistically a small percentage of normies are going to get their comeuppance, it is unavoidable. Better hope you're not in that percentage normie.
too few, need ww3 now
I'm sorry but this will not become a new meme.
>>29362237
Is that your opinion?
> I literally have no sense of identity.
Any other anons feel like this? I don't know how to describe it exactly.
>>29361535
For me I don't really have any cemented thoughts or opinions... they change on a whim. I don't know if this is what you mean.
>>29361557
Mine change on a whim as well, as does my perception of myself and my personality.
>>29361579
Perhaps we are experiencing the same thing then, but as you said it's hard to describe.
>Be 24 yo virgin
>Hire an escort to lose virginity
>Go to her house and I am nervous as fuck
>Can't maintain an erection with a condom
>Stick it in for about a minute then go floppy
Ask a failure anything thread.
There's nothing sexy about prostitutes and wearing a rubber makes sex worse than jacking off
You're not a failure you were just too naive to predict that you were trying to have sex in a situation that didn't turn you on
No one even going to laugh at me? For some reason I found it really funny that I have been trying to lose it for all these years and when I get the chance I can't get a hard on.
>>29361556
Thanks mate, makes me feel a bit better, didn't feel any arousal at all, maybe I am just gay or porn has gave me too high expectations. I think I put too much pressure on myself as well built it up too much in my mind.
>he eats like a virginqwerty
>>29361510
>he does the virgin walk
>he breathes the virgin air
>he eats the virgin food
>activity like a virgin
Is not just a meme, it's an actual thing. I've literally had a girl told me I ate like a virgin
how can they tell
what is it that gives it away
