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so is there anywhere on the web that has august 2015 /r9k/ archived?
>>29360234
Yeah, there are three or four places.
>>29360260
that specifically have june through october 2015?
>>29360306
No, those were the months when they all stopped working simultaneously... Of course they have them retard, What's the point of an archive if you're gonna miss half of the year? Jesus this board is shit, I'm out.
>longtime gf
>have deep connection but fight a lot, very intimate connection though
>recently fighting for really bad, pretty much shut down
>start hanging out with my cool friend who is a girl more and more
>feels for each other forever, eventually we hook up
>now I have feelings for both and they both have feelings for me and I can't help feels
Hope I die in my sleep sometimes. I'm going insane now. I had my life together and now I'm not sure of anything anymore. I'm not even chad. I'm glad it happened tho..gf was doing some batshit type stuff..and now me fading away has shown her she can't get away with it if she wants me to stay around..but now I have these feels weighing in my soul
rrrr.....
rrRRRR.....
rrrrrRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
[normieblox]
>>29360206
Anon, don't post this here. Most of these people won't know this feel
>>29360246
I thought this is where we talk about relationships
Who here feels sad whenever you see a cute girl? A sort of wistful longing that ferments into hopelessness over never being able to have a QT of my own.
Hentai seems to be the only recourse, I've already accepted that 2D will never be real.
>>29360175
I'm surrounded by cute girls all the time. I never feel I have a chance with any of them. I'm already 25 and still single. I'm sad every single day.
I feel like I want to be a qt girl. Not sure if it's a degenerate issue or just my brain rejecting the me ever getting a gf
>>29360398
It's hellish seeing all these girls who make me feel things I know I'll never make anyone feel. Beautiful women do nothing for me, but girls with a nice smile or fluffy hair
fill me with the worst kind of joy.
Who /Americunt/ here?
I want to pick up a 24 pack of natty for me and my friend to drink tomorrow, but he's only 20 and I'm 19. I have a fake ID, but I don't know any stores around my hometown well enough that I'm confident it won't get taken.
I'm thinking of heading downtown and asking a Nig to buy me the 24 pack, but I'm afraid he'll chimp out on me.
Any tips?
tfw despondent about the upcoming election
>>29360407
it's not like there's anything we can do about it, really
>>29360435
to actually respond to your question I never bought liquor when I was underagetfw 29, so I have no idea what you should do. Don't ask a nog to buy you liquor unless you're prepared to lose the money, though, that I do know, having heard from many anons that that happened to.
Is he one of us or nah?
>>29360102
> Is he one of us or nah?
Is Ben Affleck Batman?
He plays nerds in films. He's a Hollywood movie star. No, he's not a robot.
>>29360102
>Is he one of us or nah?
fucking hell no
>>29360102
>net worth of 20m
>celebrity
fuck no
>load up youtube video
>first thing the person says is HEY GUYS
>>29360051
Do yourself a favor and stop watching generic let's play channels.
>>29360051
>5 second channel name intro jingle
>10 second video title graphic
>HEY GUYS
>load up youtube video
>"h-hello t-today I will be t-telling you about d-dinosaurs"
The internet has made autists way to ambitious
Why is depression even a thing? You'd think your brain would want to give itself a fucking chance to be successful by being happy, dynamic, sociable and so on.
Who /depressed/ here tonight? How are you dealing with it.
>>29360032
Thousands of years of inbreeding has caused our minds and bodies to deteriorate. Humans should just go extinct.
>>29360032
humans are trash tier organisms
I get ingrown hairs all the time
Can we have a comfy thread? I feel lost and alone.
>>29359981
Orange comments.
>>29359981
just some animals being chill and bros
>>29360207
I'd appreciate more like this, thanks.
I recently stumbled on some old emails and they made me want to die.
Can I can get a comfy thread to make me feel better?
Images, text, audio, video, anything is welcome.
Make me want not to die.
best i can do right now
>>29359972
https://youtu.be/0V-WGwJJj58
Thinking about suicide is comfy
How do you guys go about making normies lives hell?
>Every once and a while I go to my local gas station late at night
>I make sure to wear dark clothes and a thick jacket
>I make sure to avoid eye contact with the cashier as I walk in
>I go behind isles so they can't see me
>I look around for security cameras
>Stay in the store for an unnecessarily long time, avoiding the cashier but still letting him know I'm there
>Continue this for a while
>Leave quickly without saying a word
>They'll get nervous that I shoplifted even though I didn't and they'll have to double check all the inventory.
>I cum on one dollar bills each time I fap
>Save all these cum bills
>Go to McDonalds and buy 50 piece nuggies or something
>Give the cashier the cum bills with a smug look
>Enjoy nuggies
>Drink a lot of Mountain Dew (or water if you're a fucking normie), enough that my pee is clear
>Go to the local swimming pool
>Pee (it will be clear so the normies can't see it)
>Get out of the pool
>Watch the normies swim in my pee
>Sometimes I even call Chinese restaurants just to mock the accent of the person who answers the phone
>Do the same with Italian places
>>29359966
Since when do beverages clear urine?
>>29359966
How is a fucking night attendant at a gas station or clerk at McDonalds a normie or chad?
>How do you guys go about making normies lives hell?
I'm an extremely attractive robot, I flirt with girls,(just body language and eye contact) make them feel special for a while, and then completely ignore them and move on to the next girl.
I do all of this, without ever saying a single word to them.only way I can keep on my normie mask
![Le-premier-fuck-de-l-histoire-date-de-1310[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QPNT3ur.jpg "Le-premier-fuck-de-l-histoire-date-de-1310[1]")
Fuckworthy
fuckhead
a little insult I've been tinkering with, I like the cadence
>applefucker
>>29360113
applefucker
>just join a club and you'll make friends!
>depression is totally a real thing just google it XD
>memes are stupid
yeah maybe if you only browse 9gag you dumb shiz
T
>>29359910
>Islam is a religion of peace
>Chin up xD
How long have you been a NEET boy?
Since I left High school. Only been 5 years, feels like 100.
>>29359924
weird. for me, life has sped up dramatically since I dropped out
Only the last few months.
how do i go about learning music
>buy keyboard
>hit keys
>learn which keys sounds good when you hit them together
that's the most natural way to learn.
>>29359941
That's pretty autistic, especially when you can just read sheets or watch piano tutorials. Self-teaching is bad for you, anon.
>>29360082
>self-teaching is bad for you
Maybe, if you want to be a musical cuck.
Do autists naturally lack empathy or is a result of normies constantly treating them like shit? I found it kind of fucked how in my school ethnic minority students complained about racism, Muslim students complained about Islamophobia, girls complained about sexism and gay students complained about homophobia but they all looked down upon the kid with special needs.
>>29359884
Not all autists lack empathy. Most of them are just socially inept.
>>29359884
To me people complaining about shit like this riles me up because I was born with a brain tumor and my life has been cursed by seizures ever since and they get recognition and respect for being alive and their culture while I got rejected by the schools because of continuous health problems. I was taken out of school completely for months and no one gave a fuck even though I was dying. Fuck these faggots and pussies and terrorists. They dont know what being truly fucked over is. They are insecure mother fuckers and I want to an hero every day because of how horrible this world is
>>29360523
Wow what a victim complex, waaah I was born with this thing and I'm a big bitch because of it and entitled to act like one freely because life is so horrible.
No wonder you ended up here, not even robots could like you.
