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>tfw not part of the asian master race
That is one big head
>>29362752
lol at that pathetic little jew cuck
Holy shit, he looks like a dwarf.
>*boom* *boom*
>*BOOM* *BOOM*
>WAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEE
>*deafening roar fills the air*
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEEE
>*wagies running for their lives scrambling underneath manhole covers*
>TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>*buildings tremble*
>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
>*windows shatter and car alarms spring to life across the city*
>>29362718
Thisis a realistic and accurate depiction of NEET-wagie power dynamics, and not only that, it's also extremely hilarious.
>>29362718
I don't care if you're a fat balding, 28 year old man living in his basement wallowing in filth, I fucking love these threads.
>>29362718
Heh I still have tomorrow to spend my free time.
Then... It's back to work.
>she offers to blow you
>on one condition
>you have to maintain eye contact with pepe the entire time
>the moment you look away, she bites off your dick
do you accept?
Yeah obviously. She wont bite it off because that's illegal so i'm free to look away.
>>29362650
i'll just look above the pepe at nose and it will still look like i'm looking at the pepe
>>29362706
>it's illegal so they won't do it
Dr. kekyll and Mr. Hyde
>quality of purity
cant make this shit up, delusional fem whores
>>29362646
why dont you include a link you selfish retard
>>29362646
Link plz
bloxblox
>>29362646
>having that high of a benevolent score
Faggot
Who else here a wagekek needing to vent?
It fucking stinks hard man. I am French.
>Work at McDonalds
>Shitty job, always covered in grease
>During the day 60% of customers are north african shitskins, 20% of customers are their white french girlfriends, 5% of customers are their children
>They don't work so they sit around forever and don't fuck off
>They are constantly making monkey noise, and very rude
>A few times they have insulted me for not being better at my job
>Last week some Algerian monkey and his pregnant girlfriend
>They ordered a special Euro 2016 box, which is basically BBQ chicken wings with fries
>I thought I could make the girl laugh because she looks miserable to be with this ugly monkey
>handed her the chicken
>also handed her an empty happy meal box
>laughed and said that 'this happy meal box can be empty everytime you come here in future, but you must abort the baby'
>she got mad and offended
>shitskin tried to grab me
>I apologised and let them have free burgers and the food they ordered for free
>shitskins never clean up after themselves
>they always eat triple cheeseburgers yet somehow they are not fat as shit
>meanwhile, I eat 2 happy meals on my shift and weight 269lbs and 5'7
>shitskins come on the drive thru playing muslim music
>cant hear their orders
>have given the wrong food to shitskins 23 different times
>only reason I don't get fired is because only shitskins live in this area and they don't want to work
I mean I like to work, it makes me feel productive, but this isn't fair
>>29362605
Thisthread got my attention right nwo.
I work at UPS and I basically want to kill myself for 5 hours a night and I just live this way.
>>29362605
Is France really so non-white these days? I thought it was just a /pol/ meme.
I am in trouble. I was casually chatting with a colleague when it came out that I enjoy skating. That being said, this major 30+ years old roastie took an interest in it and asked me if I could take her skate since none of her friends do it. So I said yes and today is the day we go to the skate park. Of course being a cuck I'm going full taxi driver and carry her back and forth. Now I'm starting to think it wasn't such a good idea because I haven't interacted with a girl outside work for like 10+ years and besides she's probably going to suck dick (metaphorically) at skating so it's going to be awkward as fuck. And then another 30 minutes drive to her place in my car. And awkward moments at work for years to come.
Please help.
Catch the flu anon. Just say you've been vomiting all morning and you can't go outside today.
>>29362557
Pretty hard to do in summer with 27C outside...
By the way, said roastie is still single at that age. I checked her out on facebook with my fake account (I don't have a real one) and she has no pictures of herself with guys whatsoever. In fact she has more pics of herself with her mother or alone than female friends. There must be something very wrong with her. I know there's something wrong with me being a 28yo kv, but she's giving me 32 years old female kv vibes. Literally everyone else at work is either married or with kids or pregnant, except me and this woman.
>being an adult
>going to a skatepark
DAP DAP BRRRT DADADADADADADADA
WOOPPSH WOOPSSH WOOPSSH
WOOPSH TREKTTREKTTREKTTREKT
AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKYYY
BRAAAAAAAAAPPP
POOT POOT HERE CUMS MEEEEE
WOPWOP
SHEK SHEK SHEK PWP SHEK SHEK PAWP
>rape dwarf found the chicken tendies
This had to happen sooner or later. I know, but please, leave this poor guy alone. I know he posted his photos here but... God damn it.
Dibby is one of my favorites to collect, please stop bullying him.
I'M SICK OF BEING A STUPID LOSER!
From this moment on I will work hard every minute of every day to better myself.
This isn't about "muh feels" anymore. I will transcend the base needs of the body and live in an unsightly way.
I won't stop even if I'm on my knees, bleeding and gasping for breath.
I won't stop if my psyche becomes my enemy, screaming in denial at my every move.
I will defeat myself time and time again and tear myself to shreds until all that is left is the purest essence of my own existence.
I will forget the meaning of comfort, indulgence, fatigue, compromise. There will only be success, or failure.
I will strive. I will prevail. I will transcend.
Okay, go do that.
Good luck
Having objetives and goals is important on a healthy mind
Good luck you stupid loser! All the best
Tick tock,Suck a cock,
Wagecuck!
Enjoying your little moment of freedom? Dumbasses. HA!
>>29362274
yes its gonna be a good day, thank you
Last thread was excellent. The wage cucks couldn't believe cryptographer anon had more skills than they did and never went to university or had a job.
The butthurt was unbelievable.
>>29362299
i have some important questions for you neet fags,
>where do you get your money from?
where do you live? (still at home?)
do you have a gf, ever had?
banned for 3 days on /pol/
JUST
>>29362273
what did you do?
I got a ban once there years ago and was 90% sure a janny was someone I was arguing with in a thread.
>>29362314
i posted a thread in which i described a dream i had about stefan molyneux
>>29362314
i asked pol to interpret my dream
>normalfags will literally drink to the point of getting sick and then look at you like you're fucking weird if you turn down a beer
Alcohol is absolutely degenerate, especially the way normalfags drink it.
>>29362260
Coffee is just as bad, fuck those cunts who say shit like "don't even talk to me until I've had my morning coffee".
>>29362260
I like alcohol but I'm getting tired of it. Do 99% of my drinking alone. Quit spirits because it was costing me too much and I was going through virtually a bottle a day which would have been fucking my body.
Been drinking beer recently but for some reason I can't get past 3 or 4 beers before I feel too tired and full and no longer want to drink any more.
I used to be able to do close to a slab by myself in a night.
We already fuckin' had this thread not three hours ago, you piece of shit!
who else /muslim/?
>>29362258
its a tough life
finding goats to fuck gets more difficult as time goes on
these racists needs to respect the ways of our culture or we'll just fucking genocide them
#religionofpeace
>tfw when your wife turns 16 and is no longer sexually appealing
>>29362375
I didn't know goats could even live that long
Who /warrior poet/ here?
>>29362239
Underrated thread desu
Blixotigbkox
>They are all perfect
Why is this the goat movie of all time?
Write a poem about your sister's romance.
>/r9k/ makes fun of SJW people and their "safe spaces"
>/r9k/ is literally a safe-space for losers away from the "normies"
>>29362156
This place is full of normies.
No, /pol/ makes fun of SJWs and their "safe spaces"
And it just so happens that this board has a lot of /pol/tard crossposters
Real robots don't care about that shit
>>29362156
r9k also simultaneously hates women while wanting a gf
This is probably the most bipolar board on 4chan
If you're skinnyfat then I reccomend you neck yourself and spare us from seeing your disgusting body.
How the fuck does somebody get such a fucked up body? Jesus fucking Christ...
that bizarre feel when
>wide hips
>wide shoulders
>>29362170
It's like being half breedeable girl half alpha male
Sometimes I just want to fuck myself
i have the exact body type of this guy with the added bonus of still having acne all over my back shoulders and chest at 25
i wish i was brave enough to kill myself
