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>very mean and cold
>Make myself out to be some kind of manipulative puppet master
>Deep down I just want friends
>tfw
>>29363851
its ok turkroach controller
even though you're a very spooky person I'll still be your friend
>>29363851
>tfw the image macro you've drawn is getting used by ""puppetmasters"" with feelings
All according to plan.
>>29363862
R-really euphoroach?
Will you also be a pawn under my absolute control?
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP PRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT FAPP
*splatter* *plop*
"snort my poop splatters you sissy boy"
>>29363768
>the crowd goes wild
kek'd
if you were to inject air in a females peehole, would she fart from her vagina?
fartgina
>>29363768
This image shows what rap is.
Are there any pure guys left?
I would gladly be a virgin gf for a nice guy but he must be equally pure:
>virgin
>no relationships or crushes
>no porn viewing (photos and 2d also counts)
>no waifus or celeb crushes
>>29363727
>Expecting someone pure.
>On 4chan
If anyone say otherwise they're hypocrites.
>>29363789
Many guys here say they are virgins and want pure gf- there is some hope
>>29363727
I thought you said "pure gays" and became quite hopeful..
Fuck off femanon, for even faggots don't want you here.
>smoked 4 bong hits this week alone
>jonesing for another one
This is getting bad fells. What do I do about the shakes?
This is bad bait my friend.
There's no such thing as marijuana.
>>29363719
Thats not even that bad man. I used to have five cones before breakfast.
>>29363719
Either give in and become a complete stoner, or quit all the way, get your tolerance down, and only do it on occasion.
I was high for nearly 2 years straight, and whenever i wasn't i'd get the worst shakes, anxiety, mood swings, insomnia and lack of appetite you can imagine. Nofap helped me quit, and now i don't even have the urge to do it at all.
kill it big guy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fVqx4hYyW7
>>>/soc/
keep your normie shit away from here.
>>29363667
>take your advice
>go to soc for the first time
>just a bunch of fucking threads about "huhu rate my dick" "huhuhu virgins in florida ww@" "gay fat guys post ur kik lol"
are all normies into this kind of shit?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HWERyoVxGe
going to bed now
bye
Who else wears feminine underwear here?
I gotta say, panties are far more comfortable than any male underwear. The material is so much softer and more breathableand they feel cute too.
So why haven't you made the switch, anon?
>>29363637
>wearing underwear
>>29363637
i really want to get some but i dont need to complications of simply buying some right now
>go to basically any store
>be male
>go into "female safe space"(panties bras section)
>red flag one, everyone in eye sight staring, automatically rehmgister me as creep
>take some hanes to the register
>death gaze from EVERYONE, people literally ready to call cops, think im going to rape someone
>leave store
>walked in regular male, walk out possible sex offender
nope
>>29363646
Straight nose with a nice flat bridge to define its shape, well shaped brows(not to thick, thin, straight, curved, or light), coarse hair that could be styled any way, thick beard, and a decently shaped lid. his eyes aren't bad and there are some cheekbones behind that fat. You notice this shit when you draw people for a hobby.
He could be kawaii with kardio. Most robots could be, I think.
ITT Normies getting what they deserve
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3647928/Gorgeous-girl-21-looking-forward-summer-adventures-fun-dies-falling-Tenerife-hotel-balcony.html
>ITT: Irish people getting what they deserve
There, I fixed it for you.
>>29363661
Although it it's a proven fact Irish people are inebriated at all times, alcohol does kill plenty of normies
>>29363661
>>29363858
Why do the irish keep getting killed from balconies?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/berkeley-balcony-collapse-that-killed-six-irish-students-was-caused-by-rotting-wood-beams-10341895.html
Just split a 200mg seroquol in two, and I'm going to talk half. What can I expect? Never taken it before, I've heard it's quite a potent sleep aid.
If you're wondering why another ones been taken from the strip, it's because I gave my friend a pill some months ago..
let us know how you get on anon.
>>29363676
I'm not sure whether to listen to The Fragile (Right) by NIN or if I should put on my Alice in Chains DVD as I nod...
I like this one redhead at work
I think im gonna start randomly touching her
Anything wrong with this plan?
it'll work only if you're chad
>>29363574
You can't touch God; might as well touch his creations. Go for it.
>>29363574
Excellent initiative carry on ;)
When was the last time you attempted to seduce a woman?
my freshman year of high school i told a girl she looked hot with bangs
she smiled and said thanks and sent a smiley and a heart back
haven't tried anything since and that was 5 years ago
What the fuck is happening with those nipples
Six years ago, and I only bothered because she made it extremely obvious she was interested in getting validation from me.
I broke up with her after half a year and almost no physical contact when I realized that she was nice and I wasn't really interested and wanted to kill myself.
>>29363728
It's a tattoo.
>be me
>add coworkers on facebook
>it's finally happening
>feel way more confident
>realise i never post anything
>they constantly post pics of them all at parties I wasn't invited to
>even the ones I thought were autists like me were there
Share feels.
>Extreme social anxiety/depression/autism/Panic disorder
>No autismbux at the time
>Have to do hospitality job as waiter otherwise no food
>A new girl and myself get taught the ropes, she acts disinterested and rude while I'm trying to be attentive and ask open ended questions
>1 week passes by, getting used to things, but very clumsy and forgetful
>Most co-workers are buddie-buddie, even new girl gets free drinks and is part of the group
>Everyone gets free food/drinks except me (I was explicitly told I had to pay)
>Group of co-workers talk about social gathering, as I walk past they stay quiet until I'm somewhere else
>Everyone gets their tips, all females get trillions of dollars, I get none
>Even the anti-social ugly girls get tips and commendations
>One day ask to use register so table can get drinks, people tell me to go away
>New girl fucks up more than me, does not get shit
>Woman overseeing me yells at me asking why I didn't register the drinks, customers waiting too long
>Fucking lose it and yell in her face, tell I that was my priority etc
>She gets quiet, avoids me
>Quit
>Become even more interested in mass murderers
>wake up
>mom's forgot the milk
>hello dry cornflakes
>>29363611
That's fucking normies. I haven't been invited to anything since I was 8.
>"I can carry you farther than any ship could take you," said the snake.
>He twined himself around the little prince's ankle, like a golden bracelet.
>"Whomever I touch, I send back to the earth from whence he came," the snake spoke again. "But you are innocent and true, and you come from a star . . ."
>The little prince made no reply.
>"You move me to pity--you are so weak on this Earth made of granite," the snake said. "I can help you, some day, if you grow too homesick for your own planet. I can--"
>"Oh! I understand you very well," said the little prince. "But why do you always speak in riddles?"
>"I solve them all," said the snake.
>And they were both silent.
Such beautiful words anon. Go on
>"Good morning," he said courteously.
>"Good morning--Good morning--Good morning," answered the echo.
>"Who are you?" said the little prince.
>"Who are you--Who are you--Who are you?" answered the echo.
>"Be my friends. I am all alone," he said.
>"I am all alone--all alone--all alone," answered the echo.
>"What a queer planet!" he thought. "It is altogether dry, and altogether pointed, and altogether harsh and forbidding. And the people have no imagination. They repeat whatever one says to them . . "
wonderful, i am still listening
>tfw insecure robot surrounded by chads everyday
>>29363459
why are you going to the lodge?
what even is a lodge?
>>29363476
snowsports thing at my uni
>>29363418
>tfw robot surrounded by insecure chads everyday
FTFY
can we all decide once and for all what is /r9k/'s official:
>movie?
>album?
>book?
>tv show?
>movie
Definitely American Psycho
>her
>crywank
>harry potter
>friends
drive
hybrid theory
harry potter
dexter
What a beautiful day it is, right wagie?
I think I'll spend it by expanding my knowledge by reading some of the finest literature's of the modern age. Or I could get to work on my rendition of Mozart's Requiem... hmmmm, I wonder what I should do...
I have all the time in the WORLD!
Have fun at work
Another day, another dollar.
Yea sure thing buddy
Go and expand your mind with all those doujinshi you neet faggot
>>29363247
id rather watch movies and eat food that will make death come sooner
>implying that you won't spend your entire time shitposting
NEET here, don't be deluded
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