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who /manualrun/ here
x100 worse than manual walk
>tfw speeding up and slowing down over and over again because you're not sure if you want to run or walk
I can never settle for just a hustle. It seems so inefficient.
>>29368994
>he runs at all
>>29369043
>he can barely run at all
is it easier to get laid with other girls if you already have a gf, and they know you have a gf?
what I'm asking is, is it easier to cheat on your gf than just plain up getting laid with no context?
idk but desu senpai if you dont make all other female specimen background decoration then ur not gf material
no you retard desu senpai baka original comment coming through
I suspect it is easier just because if you hang around women other women will see you as high value.
Gun would be a 357 snubnose, Def in the mouth and prob a safety shot in the leg to bleed out in case of being a veggie if mouth shot does not work.
I am wondering where it should go tho?
I was told one should aim for the brain stem, However I thought aiming up would be best to hit the brain.
Wat would one do if this was a thing
Use fucking helium.
Use a shotgun instead
>>29368918
Same boat as you OP. Atleast the one good thing about burger land is this. Sadly I know fuck all about guns so...
Alright gunbots, what should we be looking for?
What's his name?original post as FUCKKKKKK['/spoiler]
>>29368789
That's Stanley "Dropping Nukes On The Spooks" Phillips.
>>29368789
Dr.Pavelget out of my plane
qtmonkey
aka
a giant faggot maymaymaster
Post your best minion memes! LOL XD
>>29368691
just end me pls
origino comento
Hey guys, it's me, your 43 year old minion loving, Facebook dwelling aunt Margaret here. I hear you guys needed Minion memes, and I thought I'd share one of my favorites!! This is personally one of my favorites, my husband loves it when I post minion memes like this on his facebook wall, and idk about you guys, but I sure am excited for the rumored Minions movie sequel that may come out, plus that new Pets movie made by the same guys who made Minions !!! Banana! xD
Posting minions and regurgitating 4chan memes is essentially the same behavior.
me on the left, at the left part of the picture
>>29368688
Exquisite taste, op.
>>29368688
fuck off cuck
>>>/reddit/
xx
Me on the middle, over the guy
>tfw no mexiqt gf
>>29368595
Was this intentional?
>>29368595
tfw my ex was a qt3.14 4'10" mexican
why did i have to break up with her i regret it a lot now :(
>>29368647
>le funny mexican joke XD!!!!111!!!
>>29368673
damn you fucked up
> A study of 16,000 Americans has revealed individuals that report more frequent sex also report higher happiness levels. The trend where more sex yields higher happiness is true for both men and women. Interestingly, both celibacy and no sex appear to have no statistical influence on happiness.
But anon, sex is overrated! Anon, sex won't make you happy!
Stfu you outliers
forgot to post article
http://www.samuelwbennett.com/sex-income-and-happiness/
>>29368537
This is probably just because those that have sex often have normal lives on top of that, I bet you could ask a robot that fucks prostitutes and he would tell you he still wants to die, its not sex that makes you happy its being able to be loved enough to obtain sex and less about the sex itself
>women always less happy than men
why am I not surprised? just when you think you can't hate them any more than you already do..
>tfw 164 tinder matches but too shy to chat with any of them
>>29368457
>22 matches
>within a year
>they all ignore me
>>29368457
That's a pretty good weekend for me on Tinder desu, except usualky it ends in MFF threesomes bc I'm pic related>>29368457
>263 matches in 4 months
>they're all fat or ugly or non-white
Talk me about your dreams
Of any kind
>>29368386
not until i see what you're hiding under there
>>29368411
Under where?
CONFUSED
Oh, the usual. Being late for school, raping your ex, raping a kid.
Have you ever thought about fucking an animal, brobots?
Yes but i dont want to do it imho m8
>>29368342
What the fuck is wrong with you you psycho?
>>29368342
I'd love to fuck a black woman
What all can you notice in this pic, you nogs?
I've spent the betterpart of my morning staring at it.
Thought about making a list of what I found, but fuck that.
>jpg
ya blew it
>>29368292
The ATHF crew caught my eye immediately who here loves ATHF
I found waIdo
>He complains about weebshit on a website named and based on an actual Japanese site.
Why do this?
The word weeb/weaboo in itself is ridiculous. It's not like anime fans are difficult to avoid.
>>29368282
Because this is a pepe-posting board only. If you're not posting pepe I just assume you're a homo normalfag.inb4 redditfrog
Normalfags come here and hate on anime
>start an anti-depressant
>used to fap 3-5 times a day and now can't cum at all, even when I end up all exhausted and sweaty
And the worst part is that I still get backed up and horny as all hell
What do I do
>>29368275
stimulate your prostate until you milk yourself
>>29368275
>What do I do
Lewd things with other anons.
Stick a finger up your bum.
That helped make me cum when I was on meds.
Name 1 or 2 positive physical traits that you have that you rarely see on other people.
Mine:
1. Soft feet - I rarely have to scrub callus and I also rarely get any blisters even when I walk great distances.
2. I can move my eyes semi-independently. I can look cross-eyed very easily without any effort. I also can move my nostrils and ears, but I'm not sure that's rare.
my legs are excessively hairy so they are never cold
I have a couple of self harm scars so i'm finna slay these emo bitches senpai
I look pretty young I guess. People think I'm still in high school even though I'm 23.
I also have very soft skin, but I don't think that's all that rare.
All I can think of
>>29368257
Epic eyes
Perfect hair
No explanation needed homos
I've been told I'm 10/10
Pic related, it's me
