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How do we break free from this life, robots?
>>29372048
Therapy is your best bet.
>>29372048
Accepting robot life isn't THAT bad and just enjoying yourself, without ever having love in your life (maybe sex, due to availability of hookers).
>>29372147
This. I've coped with not ever getting a gf, and now I just earn money when I can and play vidya with online friends that come and go
They were a good decade senpai.
>>29372016
>ywn live in/near the tech quarter of a major city in the early 2000s
Only country hick autists will know this feel
>>29372016
It really wasn't. You're probably just underaged or damn near it.
who /nostalgic for the 2010s/ here?
How do you bait, /r9k/?
Do you:
1. Post an opinion you completely disagree with for the sake of seeing what other people think about said opinion, perhaps to vindicate your disagreement with it
2. Post an opinion that is both sincere and ironic for the sake of getting a diverse and numerous range of replies
3. Post a strongly worded representation of your real opinion because you feel like demonstrating your own knowledge about it
4. Other (please specify)
Just do something that people hate
>>29371866
Just make an honest, divergent political post on /pol/ and you will be sure to get a couple fish hook posts. They are so used to agency bots spitting out things that they can no longer tell honest posts from bait.
On /r9k/ just say that women are human beings with rights and some can be lonely.
>>29372148
>>29372285
This is more of a personal preference type question.
Who else here loves sleeping?
Sleeping is just amazing and my biggest hobby.
Sleeping is the meaning of life.
We are born not for living. We are born for sleeping.
The only reason I haven't fucking killed myself is because when I'm dead I can't sleep anymore... or if death is like eternal sleep then why not sleep in this life?
>>29371819
>tfw insomnia
>tfw sleep twice a week
can't wake up
Getting to sleep (when I can) is pretty much the favorite part of my life. I wish it didn't go so fast before the BEEEP BEEP BEEP.
>tfw can't sleep for too long
Yes I enjoy sleeping too.
Can you have a feminine looking haircut and still be Chad? I hear a lot of people hate on haircuts like these.
>>29371737
If you aren't already extremely handsome you will look fucking ridiculous.
It's possible, it depends on your face. It works best with twinks, honestly.
Also, depends what you define as a feminine looking haircut. I mean some people consider long hair feminine, but having hair grown out quite long is considered fairly alpha these days.
Why can't we just put aside our differences and all getcomfyin this world?/comfy/ thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwY8_VVQNd8
How're you other anons spending this comfy day
>>29371677
My parrot is super comfy in his little box hut. He loves to hide in there.
>>29371920
Those cheap parroty house-materials are comfy if we're being honest with each other.
What are your thoughts on women forcing themselves into men's hobbies and exploiting betacucks in order to form a successful career?
I don't think about it because it isn't worth thinking about
>>29371630
beta-cuck spotted
>>29371649
although that might be true I don't see what that has to do with your little children's hobby. Do you play with action figures in the bathtub as well making fighting noises with your mouth whist rubbing your tiny erection on your little rubber ducky? I think you need to look up the definition of exploitation. You might realize it's not so serious after you graduate junior high, if you graduate.
Have you ever noticed how mean everyone is? It is as if they are are all extremely on edge, always just a second away from dismissing you with hostility. I feel this way about most people. Rather than being open and kind, it seems that each person is extremely entitled and impatient with others. It bothers me since I'm nothing like them then, in that I am always open and kind.
>>29371577
>left looks like an overtrimmed bird with a commonly accepted hairstyle
>right is a manly confident in his unconventional hairstyle
we know which one of these men actually has balls
>>29371577
I don't know about you but I'm just pissed off seeing all these damn numales
>>29371577
You're a faggot, that explains it all
Why don't you date a chubby girl? They don't judge you as much as the other girls and they're fun to cuddle.
>>29371560
I would. It's just that most of them become gross hamplanets later on.
>>29371560
Stupid. Crazy. Repulsive.
>>29371560
>They don't judge you as much
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
HAHAHA
HAHA
HA
I can tell you've never met more than 1 chubby girl in your life.
wut does dubs mean
>>29371552
Stay here longer than the summer and you may find out.
The 9fag watermark...
>>29371552
It means the last two digits of your post number are the same. People think that's cool.
Why can't men leave women alone on the internet? Just because someone is a girl they get special treatment? I'm offended desu
>>29371541
Another roast post? On my /r9k/?
>>29371541
What? Get the fuck out of here you stupid roastie whore.
>>29371541
out roastie out
If you had to choose, which one would you rather look like?
>>29371532
right looks like a massive faggot and/or tranny.
left is pretty much chad-tier so gonna go with that. can't wait for some 2/10 to come in here and call him ugly though.
>>29371532
>look like leftists nu-male #1 or leftist nu-male #2
there's no real choice here
Rhett of course. He looks like he has a big dick tbhqhfam
Who else believes showering often is a waste of time?
>take a break from showering for some days
>feel nice and comfy
>no bad smell
>start to shower once a month
>nothing feels changed
I only wash my face a couple times a day to feel fresh and that's all.
Are normies socially conditioned to believe showering is big deal?
I will always shower since my hair feels like shit if I don't. But yes, showering too often is stupid, as it can damage your skin.
Why do neckbeards consider showering to be such a labo
>>29371621
Listen faggot, I save water you shave otters with your careless bathing
Want to know the secret to getting rid of "femanons" or "fembots" or whatever you want to call them?
Make them feel uncomfortable. Whenever they insinuate or outright state their gender, call them a whore, insinuate they are trashy, ask them if they were abused as a young girl, describe disgusting things you want to do to them if you ever met them.
Make them feel uncomfortable. Make them feel unwelcome.
>>29371505
I can't help it. I'm too beta. They come up with sap stories and claim to be robots. I just believe them every time and give them a little moral support (You). They probably lie all the time and just come here to laugh at the freaks and get some validation while at it because hey why not it's still the Internet. I know I have to stop, I'm part of the problem and I'm killing this board.
As a female myself, I find this quote interesting. I fully endorse this prospect, as I do not easily get offended or hurt. Insult me, please. It'll turn me on. Go ahead, do it.
>>29371610
>As a female
Jesus Christ, why do women have to preface or qualify every opinion with 'as a female' or 'as a mother' or 'as a PoC'?
How do i make my fake life home feel more comfy? it still feels kind of empty....
any designers here?
Needs more carpets and fireplaces to be quite frank with you family member.
>>29371433
install a cuck room like your real home
Make the rooms smaller and more intimate
And put a toilet in the kitchen
