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Put a picture of your toy or object to use to get into your ass / pussy, or examples that could serve as such.
I use your dad's dick faggot
i am literally full of shit right now holding it in and it feels nice, presses my prostate i imagine, anyone else do this?
>>29374703
sometimes yes..
This story gets me every fucking time. Here we have a Chad who fucking had it all, millions of dollars, huge mansion and banging hot women every day living the dream. AND HE FUCKING THREW IT ALL AWAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXxo-271aOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIJAOnPqff0
>>29374646
>implying free will exists
kek
He even had one of the best gigs in the NFL if you follow football
>>29374659
Mankind has no control.. even over their own will
Beautiful girls all over the world (all over)
I could be chasing but my time would be wasted (haha)
They got nothin' on you baby
>>29374622
lol what is this 2006? stfu
Airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars. I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right naow
>>29374622
Can confirm. Been chasing them and got no girls.
Hello losers of /r9k/. Tell me, why haven't you losers grown a beard yet? I grew one, and now I get sluts every night. It took about 3 months to grow, but now I just walk up to girls and say, "Hey. My name's Abdul. I escaped Syria," and they all let me fuck them. Grow a beard you disgusting man children, and go get laid.
because nu males are cancer
>>29374422
I can't grow a beard or much bodily hair.
>>29374422
what is this hair cut called?
There is nothing I envy more than young white girls. I wish I was born white.
Are you a black girl?
Maybe you can tell me why for some reason only black women like me. What do you look for? Or are you just some faggot guy who wishes he was a girl.
>>29374416
>men want to be girls
What the fuck is wrong with you subhumans.
>>29374462
ez life senpai, I'd probably be born a girl if I could choose
Why not just fuck a dog, r9k? There basically women but without any standards
One day I will. I will eventually live on my own and have a nice warm bitch
>>29374309
'every day we kill animals and eat them, why wouldn't we fuck them'
a e s t h e t i c
>>29374309
Because horses are superior.
Think of being a cowboy and roaming the land, doing odd jobs and fucking your horse.
Wouldn't that be the ideal life?
ive been thinking about it and exercising. for anyone in the military, how much does being smoked suck and how bad is the cs gas chamber?
>>29374276
Marinefag here
CS gas chamber will not kill you, it just makes it hard to breathe. It's a good thing to have because it teaches you to clear your gas mask. Just a word of warning though, your skin will burn and ache for a good half an hour. Also if you have allergies after you get out of that chamber it's the clearest you will feel in your life. It cleans your system
>>29374342
>marine
Fucking normie. Fuck off
>>29374375
Fuck you faggot nigger
I'm looking for escort advice. I want to pay a woman to sit on my face for an hour.
>How likely is the average backpage girl to do this?
>How much should I offer?
>Can I ask for this service directly? Is there code for it?
Thanks bros.
this nigga said PROMO CODES lmao
Type FACESIT10 into the craigslist "promo" field and you'll get 15% off
>>29374260
>wanting an escort to sit on your face
Jesus, man. I knew some guy who paid an escort to make out with him while giving him a handjob. Kissing whores, eating them, or anything that involves your tongue is disgusting. The most I'd do is fuck them raw, then wash my dick for a few hours.
Do you realize how much dick and who knows what else these women have seen?
Im bored and I wish I could live in dreams
eat a dick you stupid fuck
original comment
>>29374207
Me too anon, me too :,^(original feels
If it means you never waking up again, then I wish you could too. If that helps.
So I'm at this anime convention
And this "fembot" friend of mine thinks this guy is a creep who's stalking/harassing her
My bets are that he's just one of you antisocial motherfuckers who decided to try to interact with a female.
Reminder: don't. If you're not Chad, she can and will hold the fact that you looked towards her / tried to initiate conversation / breathed near her against you.T. Tamaki Suoh IRL :^)
>>29374107
who is this nigga cosplaying as? he probably wants to whisk tht girl away with his gentlemaness
>>29374107
>antisocial
You mean asocial.
>>29374107
>My bets are that he's just one of you antisocial motherfuckers
your a stupid nigger we dont go outside faggot
Would you ever let your gf top you?
>>29374084
>gf
>top
>>29374084
>You will never get your boipucci pounded by your top gf's thick cock.
Why live?
>>29374084
i would if she wanted to be the "bf" in the relationship
girl/girl love seems pretty pure
> Born too early for virtual reality
>>29374053
just wait ~15 years more
>>29374053
unless you plan on dying soon you're actually just in time
the waifu age cannot be altered in course
the pain of not existing waifus
wait some years robot
Where's a good place to meet and talk to people online?
Preferably outside of 4chan/r9k.
The cancer here is terminal.
>>29374045
There has never been a good place. I've been on the internet since 1998 and haven't found a good place. I would do social interaction IRL if not for the anxiety and the fact that I come off as an awkward retard in many situations.
Interpals is pretty good. A lot of people on there are friendly.
The only good place is online vidya.
Start playing a game and meet people and you will start talking to them on daily basis...
Are Indian men the most alpha of men in the dating world right now?
>>29374023
PROTIP: Don't ask questions if you are likely to get answers you don't want.pooinloos can't get their dicks in and when tehy do they only go halfway
I hate being Indian. Fucking kill me already
indian master race reporting in
IT'S A BIG MAC, NIGGA
Anyone else /mcdonalds/ here?
this is banworthy
>>29373997
This is a fucking Big Mac.
>>29373997
Get over yourself faggot.
I would love a big mac right now. Extra seasoning on that beef please mcslave.
