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What's a person with no friends supposed to do on a Saturday night?
>>29379198
I usually browse r9k and play with my toys
>>29379198
Just reinstalled Magic Online.
>>29379198
you're doing the best you can
>you're riding alone on a train
>suddenly you hear quiet sobbing and this girl sits across from you
wat do?
Nothing, what makes you think any girl would want any kind of interaction from a robot
*hands her a bowl of eggs*
Tell her "You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this."
ask her to keep me posted
>You're having a decent day
>Then you remember you're a virgin
>you remember how many guys your onitis has fucked
>tfw you live wth bae
>tfw you have sex her frequently for 2 years
>tfw sex life no longer satisfying
>tfw when bae is on the birth control implant and her pussy is as dry as the sahara dessert
>tfw you rarely make her orgasm anymore so you suspect you are inadequate
grass is always greener anon. sex isn't everything
>caring anymore
it's not gonna change anytime soon so why let it bother you so much
Please help a fellow anon jack off? My wifi is down and my data plan hasn't been properly verified yet and I can't access any porn or /b/. Any gif or webm is greatly appreciated.
General porn thread
If you can access one 4chan board you can access any other one, fuck off
>>29378993
I can't, /b/ is classed as porn aswell as all the other ones. EE is a shitty provider with adult restrictions. I haven't got round to proving my age to them yet and need a helping hand for tonight. Please don't let a fellow robot down
>>29378970
Use this, your sperm will hit the ceiling.
>"Anon, help! I fell after over on my bike and now I can't move!"
>call paramedics and let them handle this
>>29378956
> well we seem to be the only ones out here on this bike trail and it will take paramedics hours to find us
> i'll see what I can do
>>29378956
Meh, she'd laugh if it were to happen to me.
What is the best board on this website?
>>29378943
/pol/, without doubt
Wallpaper.
Super cozy and people there are nice.
Most popular boards suck.
/out/ is objectively the cosiest board. Has good discussion and the occasional aggressive shitflinging thread which is an integral part of 4chan
omegle thread elizabeth editiontags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle
>>29378931
oh great, this disgusting bitch
>>29378931
don't start these threads with my picture ever again please i hate it
>>29378961
who are you
>>29378996
its not your picture
its our picture of you
Hey anon, what are you doing here? We invited chad, not you
>>29378902
I'm Chad's twin brother, Thad.
I am Chad, at least according to the rate me thread.
So what's good?
>Shouldn't you dikes be at some pride parade?
I think I finally understand.
The fear of death has left my body and soul.
>>29378822
Good, why don't you kill yourself then
>>29378835
>im not afraid of heights
>cool go jump off a cliff then
>>29379140
he finds joy in being nasty
it's all good mango. well all harbor this capacity. right now though I am not feeding that beast. that beast is tame. I'm petting that beast on the head right now desu
>friends don't answer texts anymore
>friends
good one OP
>>29378818
Get over yourself. I'm in the same boat as you. Graduated 2 years ago. Don't let it get to you, and just become a lone wolf whose sole purpose is to make money. Friends take time, and time is money.
Drop them.
>seen
not even a pity response
REEEEEEEE: The Movie
https://youtu.be/BN5mr9BPNQ4
Featuring an original soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/zmcd/mark-mark-mark
>>29378812
Composed by Mark M Mark
need a mark in my squad
Anyone else want to join a skinhead group and go around bashing niggers and other trash? Willing to join a group but i don't know any. Only want it for the chance of fighting after 9 years of boxing and recently stepping out of the ring.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=639_1409430355
I want to knock some niggers jaw right into the back of his throat.
>>29378742
What city/state do you live in? I want to be able to read your obituary when some turbo-nig puts into the fucking ground.
>>29378742
holy shit you posted this on /pol/ too, fuck off FBI
>>29378742
skinheads hate the mentally disabled too.
I called you 57 times yesterday! Why didn't you answer your phone anon-kun??!!
I don't even know who you are yellow chello.
>>29378727
sorry i was at the trump rally
will you still worship my whiteu penis?
>>29378727
You called 53 times, I counted. Who the well were you calling the 4 other times huh? Are you cheating on me?
How the fuck can I objectify women?
How can I stop putting the pussy on a pedestal?
If I don't do something I'll turn into a cuck beta orbiter. I already spent $800 on twitch camwhore donations.
I want to see them as mere meat holes.
>>29378704
>$800
You can't, there's no hope for you. Suggestions? pic related
>>29378704
swinging too far the other way can get you stuck swinging between the two, instead tell yourself they are all trannies, if you wouldn't tolerate her as a him, don't give them any attention.
>>29378704
>How can I stop putting the pussy on a pedestal?
Put yourself instead
Hey guys is it just me or does everyone else act like a zombie with no opinions?
I mean I try to instigate opinions and debate people on topics but when I ask people to tell me what they think using basic rudimentary logic in real life they just go
>..................................................................uh...............................................................I dont know..........
Im starting to think everyone is retarded. The only place where I can go to debate is online.
>>29378693
>Hey guys is it just me or does everyone else
When starting off a sentence like this, it is always just you
>>29378693
Stick to online.
People are gonna universally feign ignorance for any number of reasons.
I'd fucking do it and I'm smarter than you.
Sometimes true, sometimes people just don't want to look like a retard arguing on the internet. When I see an anti-trump post online I just click away, not worth my time.
