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I fucking did it. I fucking closed my stupid ass facebook page!
No longer will I have to see friends and relatives who are more successful than me. People who are married to beautiful women and have children and a house. People who have amazing and useful degrees, and good jobs. Selfies with friends on adventures and good times that I will never have or understand!.
I no longer have to pretend to be normal, and I no longer have to pretend to be happy for people who have had it easier than me.
It's amazing how it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. How can one dumbass site that's basically used to milk people's personal info for free make one feel so damn depressed and shitty?
This is truly my favorite blog. How do I upvote this?
>did this 3 years ago
>made depression worse
hit the undo button
>>29379712
Told my oneitis to dress up like Jade from MK9 and sit on my face.
It's too fun to shitpost on there.
Who here loves being by themselves really late at night? I'm talking about going out for a late night drive or walking around. Recently, I've been going to a nearby train station and i just sit there for hours, drinking a few beers and just being myself. I fucking love it; it's just you and your thoughts
>>29379695
me iv bin doing it for 2 months now but i live in a big city and more and more people are walking a around now even at fucking 3 in the morning god damn it these fucking normies have to shit on everything
>>29379786
Is there a park close to you? You should go there if you know you won't get stabbed
>>29379808
cant do that that's where most of them are
so now i just got to the outskirts with my gun and just fucking hope some stupid sandnigger doesn't try anything
Hey /r9k/ I think I'm bisexual. I've been leaning towards dude for the past like two years. Recently I've been looking at gay porn. However I know I'm attracted to women. Wat do?
"What do" he asks
>Kill yourself faggot.
Bring me that ass
>>29379659
idk if you figure it out let me know
At what age do NEETs get kicked out of the house by their parents? Is it best to milk them as long as possible?
>>29379651
I'm a 24 y/o dropout and still living with parents, mom has been getting feisty recently about trying to get me a job and a new apartment but I think it's just the menopause
I just tell them to get me a shotgun if they want me out
18 if you are American. Everywhere else in the world you generally live with them for the rest of your life
Who else feels like they are losing interest in everything they used to enjoy?
Do you feel like you just don't care anymore? I used to be very anxious and nervous around people but none of that matters to me anymore, I'm like a walking corpse, no expressions, no ambitions.Depression general
>>29379648
Bitch, you ain't depressed
>>29379674
I ain't no fucking bitch, I've been on ads for 7 years now.
Haven't left my house in days except to go to one summer class. I go there, sit in silent, leave, and then go on r9k all day. I try to play video games, but I just get bored and turn them off after 5 minutes. Days are beginning to blur for me. Everything is just so boring, but I chose not to do anything about it.
why does everything turn into a meme
>>29379620
Because America lacks culture.
>>29379649
>hating memes
Excuse me, Mohammed.
Because the plebs need something to distract them from the crumbling world around them.
how is anzu actually alive when she is nothing more than a twig
>>29379578
people in other countries aren't as fat, women in eastern european countries are thinner on average. Less access to junk food and other stuff.
the human body is quite resilient
people can be little more than skin and bones and they can be little more than mountains of fat
while still being living, breathing, things
>>29379578
photoshop
fsdgegeg
How does /r9k/ feel about Maki?
Do you love her? If you say no why are you lying on the internet?
>>29379568
I wouldn't be lying. I don't know who she is. Is she a trap?
don't know who she is. looks hot. brb, searching for maki porn.
>>29380169
nvm she's underage
this board belongs to us degenerates now
>>29379474
this is EXACTLY the kind of threads Crispy lurks on.
Should I get the Aneros Helix?
I kinda wanna post myself :S
Apparently Ray Romano is a tranny now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOzkfAwvVqE
Is being transgender the newest fad? What will come next?
Hopefully being a pedophile
pretty sure thats not ray romano but whatever
>>29379479
nope! arguable it was ejecting the pedos that set the modern deviant rights moment on track for the currant level of support, till the 70's pedos were a core part of the movement.
>tfw walking alone and drunk at night
What are my fellow robots up to
>>29379347
Where do you live? I can pick you up and drop you off home if your nearby.
>>29379347
walkin around drunk is always fun
>>29379347
Listening to clips of shinji yelling on repeat
I don't know why but it makes me feel a lot better
Where do you live anon?
I get matches but barely any responses
Even when they do respond they eventually stop and I never hear from them
What am I doing wrong?i legit have aspergers by the way
>>29379329
Don't start by complimenting them.
That's pretty beta desu
Just say "Beautiful Girl", leave out the rest.
But desu there are probably various facets of your life you need to improve upon before you can hope to date a real live woman and you should probably just be gay.
If that image is real there's no hope for you
Why yes, those ARE grocery store tenders, thank you for asking. And guess how much they cost?
Only 3 dollars, bitches, for crispy gold. Who says a NEET can't live like a king? Post your tender in this thread and we'll compare.
you can get 20 chicken nuggets plus sauce for $3 at BK you pathetic cuck
>>29379338
Wagie, is that you? I didn't realize you were coming over today.
Well, in any case wagie, you should know that these are much better for you than your BK "nuggets"- and these are tenders, so just one is worth 4 nugs. I have 5 tenders. So the amount of chicken adds up to about the same, and the quality is drastically increased.
Face it wagie, when it comes to tenders- you can't beat the NEET.
>not homemade
get off this board you fucking pleb
Eat my shit
How tf did this get past the robot?
Eat my shits
>>29379300
>grinning toad with eyebrows
smhtbhfam
>15
>parents friends they met on vacation come over
>one is like 48 years old 6/10 but has huge tits and a nice ass
>go to the pool and see her in a bathing suit
>Holyshit.jpg
>we come back and i put my phone in my room on video mode
>last time she changed it was in my bathroom so i went into my bathroom my room is right next to the bathroom so she would change in my room
>she finds my phone
>i am truly fucked
>i guess she found my phone after she was changed because she was wearing different clothes
>she was laughing that i did something that retarded
>she was recently divorced so i guess she was kinda depressed
>at the time she was really lonely and since tried to video tape her she was turned on
>she told me if i delete the vid she would give me a hand job
>she gave me a hand job
>to this day that was probably the hardest i cam
>now when i see her i realize how much of a freak she is an how she gave a 15 year old a hand job
You must still be traumatized from that molestation.
>>29379267
yess sir
>>29379204
So what happened to the milf? How old is she now? Is she single? Did to get further with her?
