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who /justfuckmyshitup/ here?
I can't find a fucking shirt I need a shirt! I need a clean shirt or my gf will leave me probably
>>29383857
For the LOVE OF GOD!!!!
what the hell is this post
Go to walmart and buy a fucking shirt faggot
>>29383857
pick a shirt out of your closet man wtf
>everyone will grow old and die
>humanity will die out
>everything around you will turn to dust
>the universe will end
>you will never be remembered
>everyone else is as unique and special as you are
why even bother
>>29383814
"make the most of it" they say
>>29383814
It's liberating desu
Nothing matters
Contributing to society or being remembered is a pointless endeavor when the heat death of the universe is inevitable
No matter how advanced we become, it will all end
The people who say they live life to be remembered
Tfw they realize even those who remember them die and end up forgotten.
friends... how have you not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsdQu3fp6mo and then related videos
what the fuck are these russian parents doing
>>29383797
What the fuck is this shit bro
>>29383829
don't question. just watch.
>>29383797
so highest chance of meeting my dream tranny is portuguese or russian
In all honesty, who here has tried the "homonculus experiment"? The act of injecting your sperm into a chicken egg and then letting it incubate in a warm dark place? I'm really fascinated by this stuff for some reason. I want to try it some day with a chicken egg that is straight from a farm. If any of you have tried it though please share your experiences or thoughts.
Holy shit you're retarded
That's all I have to say
Go back to high school biology tyrone
>>29383893
How so? You've never had such odd curiosities?
tfw no sedentary NEET gf to play games with
why even live
im still here OP senpai
>>29383840
Are you a sedentary neet fembot?
>>29383759
Maybe if you punctuated...
>fat ginger has had his dick in a little qt
>you haven't
What are you doing with your life?
I'm literally a fat ginger that has had his dick in a little qt. That perfectly describes the situation. Kind of funny actually
she has the "im cucking him and he doesn't even suspect" smile
>>29383827
Fucking this. Roasties can't be trusted
Based off these tastes, would you hang out with me?
I'm a guy
>>29383718
No I would not.
I'd still hang out with you though, because I'm lonely. We'd probably find middle ground somewhere.
Yeah senpai, let's play pokemon as long as you aren't a dirty cheater
Yeah,but your taste in anime is ungodly and you should take your own life.
Is it just me or are a lot of self-proclaimed "lesbians" just otherwise straight girls who are too ugly to attract a decent guy and all they have to settle for are beta orbiters and creepy mentally unstable men?
Pic related, the stalking target/"Wife" of infamous poop obsessed pedophile Nick Bate
Bumpity bump up in my rump
>>29383714
I thought she had plants growing from her hair
>>29383714
Oh my god is her name anna nickel i went to elementary school with her
Why is she known
> Fapping 4-5 times a day now.
> The more I fap, the more normal my faps become.
> Fapping to GirlsDoPorn videos, Casting videos, regular categories like Big Tits and Riding etc.
> It's really quick; I watch it, become horny, jack off in a few minutes and leave it.
> No more degenerate porn for me.
> No more sissy fantasies.
> No more thoughts about my sexuality.
God damn it's good. The internet told me to stop masturbating to 'cure' myself, the opposite has turned out to work better.
I, I, I'm so happy arcanine!
>>29383666
>Has to jerk his dick 4 to 5 times a day
>I'm so happy
>>29383695
Yeah, yeah I am. This feels much more normal to me. It may seem messed up to others, but I finally feel like a regular guy again.
>>29383666
But I like my degenerate fantasies
THERE'S A FUCKING CENTIPEDE IN MY ROOM
IT'S ON MY FUCKING WALL
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH THIS FUCKING THING IN HERE WITH ME
FUCKING CENTIPEDE GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29383656
Scoop it into a cup and take it outside.
>>29383680
are you retarded? those things move faster than your eye can even follow
Just spray it
Please help me. I need a fix.
Since Rose has cut us off three years ago, I haven't been able to find a suitable replacement for her. I need to find a girl who is currently active on the internet who has a personality and intellect which is equivalent in quality to that of Rosemary Lisa Wolfe Gotto.
Any suggestions?
>>29383630
Crispy?
How horrible it must be for all of you to actually meet her and realize she is nothing of what you think she is.
She's just another vicious selfish self absorbed human being like the rest of us.
>Any suggestions?
Just end it all. Clearly you just weren't destined to have a life worth living, so I can only advise that you put an end to yourself.
Things make people happy
No one has replied to my thread.
No one knows how to respond to it....
But here you go Bandage
>>29383565
There's a (you) for you
>>29384362
Thanks, literally who
>"This is the problem with having kids. People have kids for selfish reasons. You can raise them the best you can, this and that, and they could end up all screwed up like me. I'm gonna bring my parents and my family a lot of pain, a lot of shame, but I was not asked-none of us are asked to be brought into this world. It is a crime, it is a fucking crime to bring children into this world and YOU shall pay for it."
>"We live in a world of monsters! Do you understand that? A world of monsters! It belongs to them. And I, soon, I'm in my roads of becoming with them. I'm gonna die with the monsters, so I will die as a monster."
What did he mean by this?
>>29383535
probably somethign about killing bjork
>>29383535
just posting best grandpa
>>29383658
>>tfw ywn be Schopenhauer's nonexistent child
What happened on the day that made you finally realize you are actually legitemately retarded and are unable to form any sort of friendship or relationship with anyone
>>29383449
It was gradual although I still fraternized with certain people. Only because of drugs tho.
>tfw drugs could literally be a way to overcome robot isolation
>>29383449
tried the "go out and live your life" meme
>go to ambient artsy concert at cemetery alone
>as im waiting in line see weird looking girl in some sort of cheap thrift store dress walk past
>i immediately become frightened
>i go sit in a large field of vaping hipsters
>look up and immediately see that same girl
>she's alone
>it's destiny
>make it casual and sit next to her
>buy a cigarette from her
>talk with her
>we briefly talk
>turns out we both enjoy solitude
>this is beautiful
>suddenly she becomes less interested
>im asking too many questions
>she moves farther away from me
>at end of the show she randomely shows up next to me
>maybe she changed her mind
>i try talking to her but then she immediately cuts me off and walks different locations
The ride doesn't end here...
>afterwards go to some normie hipster house show
>one and only friend invites me to it
>he ditches me and im all alone
>try talking to some people but they ignore me
>stand around doing nothing
>some fat shirtless guy starts pointing at me while laughing with his group of friends
>i guess i had autism stare or something
>immediately leave
>go back home
>next day mom is saying i need to move out
We're all ghosts here. Life is nothing more but a cruel joke for some of us who have not realized that death occurs while still being alive.
>>29383449
I'm not as bad but I realized I was a social fuck-up when I came home from my first semester of college, having failed to make a single friend
That was the day that I crossed from /r/4chan to /r9k/, not for the memes, but because I'm more like them than anyone else
Hope everyone remembered to go to church edition
Used to be able to wake up at 7 without trouble wide awake
Now I struggle to wake up at 8
Not happy Tbh, going to blame it on the hayfever
>tfw east facing bedroom
Fucking sun is doing my nut in, blinds are doing nothing to stop it
how does it feel that even chads, literal subhumans, can get laid fairly easily and you lot can't get even a kiss
ta
>>29383578
>laid
>chad
There's the door, yank
