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How old are you and how are you dealing with your hair loss? I'm 20 and hiding it currently don't know what I'll do when I have to face the world as costanza
>>29380298
21. Not really a chance of me going bald. My uncle's hairline is pretty much non existent and he's only 32. I feel bad.
Is there anything you can do about hairloss?
there's really nothing you can do
>>29380298
Go see your doctor about treatment if it bothers you and then gtfo of r9k and go live your life. I believe I've seen you post pictures before and you need to stop you're expending too much mental energy towards thinking about hair loss.
I did it guys!
origami
just be white wins again
>>29380213
Congrats you got a 4/10
>>29380213
Are you dating the boy or the girl
>low testosterone
>wears New Balance
>has ever said the phrase, "as a straight white male."
>asks for no tomatoes on their burger
>wears store-brand white socks
Cuckspotting thread.
>wears new balance
>uses the word ''problematic''
>balding/receding hairline
>vegan
>uses the word ''islamophobia''
>problem glasses
>reposts Occupy Democrats, Salon, Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, or Nowthis on Facebook
>le shoe memmomemu
>father dipped out of life when I was young child
>hate him
>most likely fight him if I ever met him
>step-father is a passive aggressive fuckwit who hates me
>makes me pay rent for living at the house
>blames me for his failed, loveless marriage
Lol.
>>29380151
Who /resentstheirfather/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlubs_8AnZ4#t=1m37s
>>29380151
Give him a hot fudge sunday
>>29380151
If you pay for the rent why not go out and get your own flat or something?
>have seemingly amazing 8.657/10 white gf
>she's an engineer and I work as research scientist for Raytheon
>been reading for the past five months on /r9k/, /v/, /int/, and /pol/ that all attractive white women think black men are repulsive and would never date them
>tfw my gf must either have something wrong with her or plans to kill me
>tfw not allowed to have quality partner based purely on the race I was born as
>tfw god hates me
>tfw about to break up with gf
>non-white women only want to date white men
All my hard work amounted to shit just because I'm black: MIT. Making connections. Working out. Trying to be a cool guy.
It was pointless. I think I should just kill myself.
I urge all fellow blacks reading this to consider the same. Only white men have a chance, not us.
You're not blessed with the BBC huh
that's pretty much the only chance blacks have on white women
shut the hell up.. ridiculous
embrace your BBC. embrace your bull status. you don't even realize the power packed between your legs.
>>29380141
wtf did I just read?
oreganofag
>She's studying Medicine
>Her mother rings after five minutes
>Her mother knows your name.
>>29380274
>her mother is your mother
She can't appreciate tendies
>average dick size is 5.2 inches
>studies show that the average woman prefers near or only slightly above average
>same study found that dick size was less of an issue in a long-term relationship
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3220940/The-perfect-penis-SMALLER-think-Women-prefer-slightly-average-appendages-bothered-size-long-term-relationship.html
Maybe you should just stay away from the Staceys and the size queens. The reason a lot of you are so insecure is because you just worry about it too much. But then there's those who have 4 inchers and, well...I...so I'm sorry. But for those of you who have 5-6, you're good. Anything more is just extra. If it means anything, I have a couple of friends who say they anything bigger than 7 is too much (one says anything bigger than 6, but she's tiny).
Believe me or don't, I don't care. Just thought I'd share some facts and some personal experience.
(Oh, and pic unrelated.)
When women are horny af they think any dick size is 10" long. I was cybering with my cousin and she thought I was 10" when really I'm only slightly under 6". So honestly if you're average size most women will still think it's big.
>>29380218
I too have heard that women have trouble telling the exact size of a dick...especially when it's deep inside, as most nerve endings are toward the entrance, with the deepest reaching about 2-3 inches in.
>>29380218
Wait...with your cousin? I just caught that.
You will never be a genetically engineered Chad fucking other genetically engineered Stacys, and having MFFFFFFFFFFF orgies with sexbots.
Why even fucking live? Why haven't you deep-freezed yourself until the future is a reality?
Can you even imagine how soul-suckingly boring it would be to live in a world where everyone was attractive?
>>29380128
That sounds like heaven. There would obviously be some variance in attractiveness but if everyone was conventionally attractive? It's close to heaven.
>>29380209
No it's not. "Variance" is not good enough. If nobody has it better or worse than you, life is not worth living, period. You fucking communist.
I gues it's over for me, the normie world is just too far.
I actually tried to go on a "date" and it was the most awkward thing ever
>SIster has a friend who come over a lot
>Short hair, easy going, face and body are nice enough
>I can somehow maintain my autism to reasonable levels when she's there
>Sister says I should ask her on a date
>lol no
Anyway she tricked us by pretending we were going to see a movie the 3 of us and then ditching us at the last moment.
>The two of us in front of the movie theaters, it's awkward as hell
>Anyway we head inside
>Decide to buy tickets to Warcraft
>I buy the two tickets quickly
>I can see she's embarassed when she realises aI paid for her
>We still have nothing to say
>I think a joke will light up the mood a little
>I put on my 3D glasses and look at her her chest saying "Well..Even with those 3D glasses you're still flat as a board..."
>A I say it I realise wtf I just said. I want to die..
>She doesn't seem mad, she just puts her 3D glasses on, looks toward my dick and says quite loudly "You're right...I guess they can't do miracles"
At least 5 people started to laugh at this point.
>Movie starts
>She doesn't say anything
>Ask if she wants some pop corn
>"No"
>I buy for me anyway hoping she would like some of mine
>I propose some of my popcorn, she says no again
>Movie ends
>It was awful
>Try to talk about the movie
>She said she didn't enjoy it much
>I can see she just wants to go home
>I ask if she wats to grab something to drink
>"Sorry, I have other plans, see you next time"
>She almost runs to the metro station
What should I do next time I see her, just pretend nothing happened. My sister keeps asking me how it went...
Kill your sister because she ditched you. Then kill yourself
Did she seem uncomfortable, or did she seem shy?
>>29379992
what is it with chinks and those soda machines?
What was her name, anon?
Did it hurt?
>her name in already in your head
I'm high and lonely
Poast skype and let's talk about niggers ~desu
taquisha
>>29380126
Rabecca
Eggman thread? I havent seen anything about him in ages...
Lol remember when everyone thought he shot up the school in Oregon?
>>29379945
eggy is love eggy is life
When was he last here? Does anyone have the story of how /b/ cock-blocked him?
bad childhood dating experiences thread
I'll start
>be me
>8th grade
>date girl for 6 months
>brakes up with me
>says never liked me
>well shit
>brakes
>brakes
P B R U H
>childhood dating experiences
I have none. Why do you think I'm here?
>>29379868
in middle school on 3 separate occasions I had girls confess their like-liking me the day before moving away.
bonus: also had 2 drunk chicks at the last highschool reunion tell me they were totally into me back then.
apparently young me was great at inspiring the idea of loving me but could never draw quite enough to seal the deal at the time.
Does anybody else marvel at other human beings when they watch them speak in real life?
I always wonder how someone can be such a total master of talking to another person.
I knew I was different, but I didn't think I would ever be amazed at other people just for being able to speak coherently in real life. I wish I could be a normal fag; I think I might have a low IQ or something. It blows me away when I watch people come up with thoughts right in the moment and speak to one another.
>>29379825
social grace is something I marvel at frequently.
a lot of things about society freak me out like that
and then make me sad.
people just have so many words to choose from and sometimes it is amazing seeing which combination they select
>>29379871
I start to panic when I'm next to someone else.
My mind is always blank when I'm around another human being and not working. I always say "Yes" or "No" when talking. I can only explain things to other people. I've had to talk to people on the phone with a formula for work.
"Hello X, this is Y with your door. I'm coming to install it in ETA." then I'll hear a confirmation on the other end of the phone.
I can't believe there are people in this world that can speak like they're writing a paper.
I'd like to hear more of this
WelI?
i would hurry down to the hospital and get a "rape kit" where they will swab my asshole then promptly call the police and file a report
>>29379814
Why is this occurring?
Real men don't rape though. Chicks come crawling for their dick.
Do you start at the base of your pelvis?
Or do you start at your balls?
in millipeters
>>29379726
>get rock hard, press back to wall
>start measuring from the wall
19 inches here, famalam
>>29379726
I measure it from the pelvic bone to the tip of it.
