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>get ignored by normies irl
>get ignored by robots online
GOD PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP
As long as you are not getting bullied you are still priviledged
*hugs anon and never ignores him*
>>29382043
Dude.. take it easy. This is an original discussion board (supposedly) so less (You)s to go around since we're not supposed to post just "kek" or "THIS", etc. Less replies on r9k, but still many readers.
/poorfag/ thread
>How do you faggots get by with no income
>Things you do to scrape by
>tfw I literally pay for my groceries by doing online surveys on shitty sites like swagbucks because I can't get a job
Should I just end it, anons?
>>29381983
Everyone has a marketable skill man, or at least a profitable one. How far would you move for a job?
>>29382062
I don't have the means to move for a job, so I'm restricted to my local area
>>29382127
What the fuck does this mean? You cannot walk? There is no reason you cannot move.
Would you want a crazy stalker gf?
Anyone who has ever had a woman stalk them, what was it like?
>>29381929
I don't know
I thought I wanted a clingy gf before I dated a borderline girl who completely fucked my shit up
Probably not.
>>29381929
Probably not as I don't want to be killed from this crazy bitch being off her rocker
I don't know if you would call this stalking
but her and her boyfriend can see every single post I make on 4chan,(not sure if it is just confined to 4chan) they have been doing so for 3 years.
I have just come to accept it, and could care less now.
I would have literally lost my virginity if not for a cop in HS. Just fumlf.
>lonely as shit
>no friends
>suddenly hot asian invites me over to her house with one other guy and one other girl
>2v2
>asian and I alone in house, other 2 go outside and drink
>asian drinking but I say no
>neighbors complain, cops come and arrest both kids for drinking outside
>cop rings doorbell
>"can i come inside"
>know to never give cops the ok into the house and always speak to them outside
>let her do the talking as I pussy away
>cop asks have we drank anything
>"I havent sir but there was drinking" I speak up
>he asks to search her house and in my head i say "No, no no" but I dont say anything, Asian is scared and says ok.
>he breathalyzes everyone and im the only sober one and they all got arrested
>tfw i never got invited back and I could have been a hero that saves the day and gets laid by hot asian
>>29381897
That story pissed me off in many ways.
>Get invited to a Christmas party by an old female friend
>She's tipsy and flirting with me
>This was my first time ever drinking
>Take many shots of liquor to impress people, assume I won't get that drunk, at one point chug a full solo cup of rum
>Talking to her about whatever
>Projectile vomit in the middle of a sentence
>Fall over and hit my head on a table
>Wake up in her front yard with total memory loss
Apparently I displayed multiple symptoms of alcohol poisoning but they just dragged me outside because they didn't want to deal with me. I apologized profusely to her but she wasn't having any of it. Haven't drank since.
>>29381971
Lol that's not bad - thats the fun of High school parties!
Tumblr Cringe thread? Starting with a hard one
>>29381882
lmao dad humor
>tfw I actually enjoy that kind of lame pun
>tfw I am turning into my dad
>>29381921
>When life becomes so terrible you have to make a joke out of everything because facing reality is too difficult
hehe... ;_;
What the fuck is she taking a picture of?
her pubes
before iphones we used cameras
>>29381876
Asians are so lewd
>>29381876
>them tufty pubes on the middle chick
I've never really thought of myself as all that attractive or sexy, particularly with the beard now, but I think I look good in this picture. Or at least, I like it.
Are there any females here who would actually have sex with me?
Don't hesitate to hate me -- I know you will.
I'm just curious.
pewdiepie/10
>>29381822
Is this bait
You're good looking in that picture
Now fuck off you're making the actually ugly people feel bad
And make your bed you slob
If women were genetically altered at birth to be as horny and desperate for sex as men then we would be living in a utopia right now. Proove me wrong.
Pic unrelated
>>29381821
They are as horny as men.
1. It's not stigmatized for women to have better sexual aids than men, that can free them from some of their needs. A hitachi is liberating. A fleshlight is gross.
2. The distribution of sex is more equal among women than men. More women are getting fucked by a smaller amount of men.
>>29381821
Not quite. Men do have a higher libido than women (which allows women to focus more on the ulterior motives of sex), but that's not all that is giving women so much power.
Women prefer sharing the alphas. Whereas men prefer to have their own woman all for themselves (the greedy fucks). There is a biological basis for that. Women want the best genetic material possible as long as they're still being taken care of. Men want to impregnate a woman and protect her until she gives birth. Natural selection again.
The alpha/beta dynamic is completely natural, and it sucks for us robots.
So even if women had higher libido, they still can't get off the Chads. It doesn't matter if he impregnated them or not, it's how their sexual drive is.
>>29381821
I'd probably be fucking my mom then so I would be happy at least.
If only she knew how I felt about her.
She would be even more disgusted with you than she already is.
Most girls don't give a fuck about how people except Chad feel about her
>>29381660
It would not matter.
Guys i dont wanna get horny and look at porn, distract me away from it with something please!!
What's wrong, Anon? It's not healthy to ignore your urges.
get a gf and fuck her or fap to porn
fuck nofap men need a release
Is it porn can kill some time
Alright so this is a thread I'll be posting on /r9k/ /fit/ and /adv/ just to make sure I get a full spectrum of opinions from all people. Tonight, as an 18 year old recent highschool graduate, I went on my first date. I have had girlfriends in the past but it coincidentally happened and I never had to ask them out luckily. The date actually went well but I got turned down (see pic related). So I'll be going to my college orientation next week with more chances at different girls and overall I'm starting to get hyped for the college experience. Can anybody give me any tips on:
>studying
>relationships
>my major (aerospace engineering)
>partying
>general dos and donts of college
I'd really just like some good advice and I figure this is the largest gathering of people with different experiences I have to draw from. If you're not familiar with an area I've asked about, don't answer. I don't need you /r9k/ faggots screaming about roasties. Just give good advice on what you can, and I'm sure this will benefit many 18ish year olds on the site.
>>29381545
>kill you'reself
>kill you'reself
>kill you'reself
>kill you'reself
>kill you'reself
welp there it is. i poured my soul into this advice but that's all you need to know
>>29381545
You sound like a little bitch my man.
My only advice is don't insult people while asking for something.
>image.jpg
Lmao at your life
>>29381545
>double exclamation mark
o boi
Should I suck a cock behind my fiance's back? I'm bicurious and want to get it out my system before I get married.
>get it out my system
I'll never understand this logic
No cause then you'll keep doing it. Then you'll end up a poor,divorced man who's swallowed more than Stacy did in high school
>>29381475
Only if it's a girl's penis, otherwise keep it in its pants.
Good news, guy! Depression doubles the speed of the aging process. So if depression hits at age 13, by the time you're 30, physically you're 47. So on and so forth. So there's no need for suicide, mental illness will destroy us soon enough.
Bump for good news
It takes too long anyways, suicide sounds better
>>29381464
My mind, back, and eyesight are all terrible at 25. I'm 50 at 25. Come sweet death.
>tfw so used to parents fighting and screaming that it doesn't even affect me anymore, just makes me want to break things, but I'm not even angry or sad
>>29381448
>Tfw so used to my schizophrenic mothers ramblings and accusations i dont react to it or argue against it anymore
>>29381448
been there.
after 16 years, they don't fight anymore, and accept that they're only together because they're afraid of dying alone. fucking pathetic.
>>29381448
>"Doesn't even affect me anymore"
>Says a way it affects you
Great job there bucko
This is the phone of a college girl.
How does it make you feel?
>>29381397
Lonely and bitter
>>29381397
I don't know, I'm kind of thirsty from all this pizza.
I think you forgot to mention that it's a Chinese girl.
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