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I'm only here because I'm self-destructive, I ruin everything I touch and I'm a self confesed sociopath.
I've been in multiple relationships spanning years, I've had large groups of friends, I'm not socially awkward and I still frequently have one night stands.
But currently I'm single, I have only 1 friend, no job and I'm addicted to drugs.
Is that karma?
Slit your wrist/10
>>29383471
Also depressed and living with my family
>>29383486
I've been considering it anon
W-where do I meet qt introverted women online /r9k/? I only meet Stacies who just want someone else on their 200+ friends list.
They must be out there somewhere.
Pic unrelated
>>29383429
>qt
>introverted
2+2 isn't 5. sorry bro.
>>29383564
Ugly duckling syndrome is the only hope. You have to find someone who's self esteem is so wrecked from being ugly they haven't realized they're hot yet.
Even introverted girls want an extroverted guy.
> That feel when /fa/ is making fun of us
Its because you guys are toxic whiney cunts who deserve to be bullied.
You bring it on yourselves.
>>29383340
>toxic
Congratz you can use sjw buzzwords
>>29383317
Eh, whatever. Why should I care about some random persons opinion about me on a board I don't even ?
Just realized I'm probably going to die alone. Anyone else?
Thats why were here chief
>>29383109
>chief
This is what customers from a certain car dealership call me at work sometimes, what does this mean? All I can think of is the football team
>>29383062
Everyone does alone you daggot
Does bullying even exist anymore? I graduated high school in 2015, went to school with some of the most autistic sperglords imagineable, and literally never saw anyone get bullied.
It's all online now, boogerhead.
>>29382989
Dunno man. I used to think the same thing, then years later I looked back and thought about it and realized that some people actually got the shit bullied out of them
>>29382989
It's not as prevalent now that people look out for bullies (to actively shame them).
It's basically like what happened at the beginning of 21 jump street (movie); the bully (channing tatum or w/e) was the loser and the victim (gay nigger) was the cool kid.
I'm bored, so I thought I'd come here to good old Robotnik9001 and find some new buddies to try out this fancy play toy
>>29382973
wat
what is this
WHAT'S HAPPENING
>>29383077
We're just gonna play a little game
>>29382973
original rolling for eggman
>robot calls suicide hotline
>some qt3.14 picks up
>she tells him all that shit and in the end they meet eachother and go on a date and live a happy life with 3 children 2 big boys and 1 daughter
>several years pass
>she dreams about Chad
>day after day she grows to resent him more and more
>at best the marriage fizzles
>at worst she cucks him
Minimalist. I like it!
>anon snaps
>kills Chad and locks wife in dungeon
>turn her into chicken tendie slave
Can an omniscient God and free will coexist? If God both knows and created everything, then did He created us knowing that we will deny Him and burn in hell?
>bait
But yes, freewill is a meme
paraphrased, "God simply loves you enough to give you the option to have the wrong beliefs, make bad decisions, or otherwise be a shit person".
If you don't buy into religion than it's even more straightforward.
this is babbys introduction to philosophy level debate.
>>29383013
Free will is the best meme ever. It literally doesn't have any definition, but everyone has been meme'd into thinking it does, which lets people be rused into having a discussion that is exactly the same as randomly mashed letters on a keyboard.
>Be me
>Lose left eye as 9 year old
>Considered retard and freak
>Women disgusted
>Now 20 and virgin
>Is it time to get a whore?
I am crippled and walk with a shameful limp. I lost my virginity at 15 and still fuck to this day.
so I bet you can get some pussy too fetty.
Eye patches look cool though
>>29382929
Only if you're a rapper.
>tfw I thought moving to a bigger city and taking a new job last year would make things better
>tfw spent a week in the mental hospital earlier this year for trying to kill myself
>tfw crippling low self esteem
>tfw no friends to hang out with
>tfw I spent another weekend at home and alone
>tfw the depression medication isn't helping
>tfw 27 and no girlfriend ever
>tfw all my friends from high school and college are in long term relationships or married
>tfw I spent most of the weekend in bed
so you're saying your company might have an opening soon? Cause I'm lookin
>>29382954
We already have openings for a tax senior and a tax manager and for audit seniors
it's ok anon... moving to a new city alone as an introvert with no connections is pretty much the hardest mode there is.
Let's say you had a billion US dollars.
How would you use your money, power, and/or influence to have BAREBACK sex with a 10/10 blonde model-tier beautiful woman who is NOT a prostitute or escort?
What would be the easiest, most fool-proof, and most effective way?
>>29382793
>Become movie producer
>Casting couch
And done.
I don't know about easiest and most effective, but the only way to know a woman is indeed not a whore is to raise her yourself.
I'd use the money, power and influence to buy ~10,000 babies with the desired traits and have them be raised in an isolated facility.
As they grow up you'd be able to chose which one has the "model-tier" features you are looking for.
They all whore themselves out for money anon, just buy her shit and she can justify it to herself that she's not a whore since shes not taking cash
>tfw you get your heart broken by your practice gf who was also a tranny
This wasn't supposed to happen, I wasn't supposed to fall in love with her. It was just supposed to be a quick fling to get rid of my autism.
I can't believe I fell for the practice gf meme. I'll never make that mistake again.
Women only exist to break your heart.
>>29382725
You also weren't supposed to turn out gay
and still, you fucked a tranny
>her
>gf
>woman
Did you suck his dick anon, you can never take that back
>>29382736
It's not gay if it's just practice
>>29382758
No I didn't touch it either. I just pretended it wasn't there.
I added a guy from /soc/ (gaybot here) to get someone to chat with and he didn't know what NEET meant when I asked him what it was. Would you date a qt who was a total normie?
Pic is me on the left.
>>29382670
I don't think I could due to vastly different personalities and interests.
>>29382788
How do I find a sweet, neet, bf?
>>29383103
I think online would be your best bet. I don't think there's a shortage of nice, loving neets, but the difficult part is finding someone that lives near you. Long distance lacks physical intimacy which is an important part of any relationship.this is all guesswork since I have literally zero experience with relationships
>this 6/10 can mount any chad she wants
>meanwhile you're nursing fap blisters
Women Hate thread.
>>29382593
6/10 means shes above average. She sure as fuck is not above average. 4/10 at the very most.
>>29382608
To be fair she's a british 8
>>29382613
Ah forgot she was British. So she probably is an 8 over there.
>blaming your no cute gf on "being ugly"
how pathetic can you be?
How much did you have to pay your sister to be in the pic?
>>29382570
why do you crop this image differently every time you post it
what's the big deal if we find out where you got it
>>29382570
Stop posting this ugly girl, claiming to be a qt. You have been reported idiot.
