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>tfw about to cross paths with a stranger on the sidewalk
how the fuck do you keep cool in these situations?
Smile, give a little wave, keep walking, err to the right side of the walkway.
People who live in america, but try to pass oncoming people by going to their left should be put to death.
>>29483522
how do I stop my heart from racing and my face from feeling suddenly uncomfortable and my sweating
Look anywhere between the horizon and your feet. Don't stare and don't act like a beta.
how does it feel that we, robots, never had, don't have and will never have this?
At this point i feel absolutely nothing and i pity you failed normal fags for wishing for something so bad while knowing youll never have it. Its almost depressing.
>>29483497
where does i say i wish for this? my only fear is that i ll regret when ill be older that i never had any female intimacy
>>29483516
If you didnt care about this topic you wouldnt make a thread talking about it. If youre the type of person that can feel regret i suggest you get off your ass right now because people regret things they didnt do more than things they did.
Serious question guys: How do these pants make my butt look?
normal nigga
why r you trying to pose and make it look bigger?
>>29483407
I have major narcissistic personality disorder.
>>29483371
They make you look thicc
>Sorry anon I forgot to put on deodorant. I hope you don't mind
I do. Pleaso go to the bathroom and put it on.
>I don't mind at all, i forgot to shower so i hope YOU don't mind
>>29483355
>>29483562
Fucking traps, get off my board. Fuck outta here with your gay shit.
>she tries to shove Modern Gender Politics into a Manga that's older than she is
>>29483332
Oh, and
>a Korean tries to shove Modern Gender Politics into a Japanese Manga that is older than she is
>>29483332
>explains why they're all male
>"I see."
>clarify even more
>"Why should they all be male? Why can't women be heroes?"
>>29483511
She's a Liberal Arts Major, what did you expect?
>Hey anon, why is there a random hole in the wall? Are we playing a game?
>>29483329
I'd punch her in the face if she didn't see who I was.
>>29483362
>her
>gloryhole participant
It is interesting that there are so many people with fantasies about hurting and killing people who try to engage them sexually at gloryholes.
>>29483394
Yeah, what's wrong with that? Original comment.
Explain why haven't you transitioned yet?
I'm not retarded
captcha 3321
>>29483326
I did 5 years ago and it was the best decision I've made in my life. :)
>>29483326
Too tall desu (5'11)
This chick is the ugliest girl ever!!! Her face is so deformed and stupid and she is basically the embodiment of mrs potato head. If her eyes were any closer together they'd be touching. I wish she knew how hideous she is, she walks around like shes the shit. She blocked me because I commented on one of those blm memes for saying "we wuz kangs n shit"
She's a hipster
What's her instagram, she may be internet cultured and you make made the mistake by saying kangs n shit
>implying i dont know what kangs n shit are
>>29483345
Oh she must have known I was making fun of them, I made that clear enough. I'm just surprised she did go through with blocking me, lol she's a feisty negro, I like that. Makes it more fun of a struggle when I'm raping her
Obviously you're pressed about her blocking you. Stay mad white boi.
What's it like dating a fujoshi?
>>29483303
I kind of want a suit like lain has...
>>29483303
Probobly like dating a """fembot""", but it's an insensitive fuck of a woman instead of a cuteboi.
>>29483303
my boyfriend says he doesn't mind it. he even thinks its kind of hot sometimes. I usually keep most of my fujoshi stuff with friends but he definitely knows the extent of it,
Is this what it has come down to? Women are openly killing us on the streets. What will society do in response? These two women deserve to be executed tbqh, I'm not even memeing. Yet they'll get light sentences because they are women.
Fucking beta uprising when?
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/two-women-charged-with-murder-of-teenager-aaron-pajich-after-body-found/news-story/c2342ccfce5ffaffef7eee1a64d6139c
>>29483288
Spergs aren't human.
The parents are probably happy they no longer have to deal with the retard.
Love the normalfags who are now so publicly concerned with what happened to spergboy. I am sure they were as nice to him when he was alive.
SJWs don't like autists, so they won't say anything about it
>Be at work this morning
>Suddenly smell poop
>Ass gets incredibly itchy
>Coworkers start to complain of poop smell
>Run to bathroom
>Wipe my ass
>Toilet paper full of shit
>Turns out I forgot to wipe my ass after shitting this morning
Who /forgetful/ here?
fuck. cap this shit
>>29483140
Put some effort into starting a thread you stupid attention seeking faggot
>>29483155
Shut up moron
HOW do you forget something like this
it's like forgetting to eat for a week
you just feel that something is wrong
THE PEDOHUNTING CHAD IS GETTING SUED
https://youtu.be/bGmKiq0cJ4o
>"Anxiety War will lose this case unfortunately. Edited proof, edited video for public consumption and glorification of inferred criminal conspiracy. Whether the guy gets convicted of the criminal charges or not, Anxiety War has done irreparable harm to a person's character. The "right" thing to do legally would have been to contact the police immediately, turn over all evidence (personally interpreted as relevant or not), submit a complaint and signed statement and follow the directions outlined by the police and the court... NOT produce and edit an elaborate YouTube video for the court of public opinion."
>"Don't get me wrong, I'm on AW's side but he's been playing with fire by not having excessive, adequate, or ANY legal council while performing these vendettic busts."
>"I'd consider donations to his GoFundMe page as a donation to the scumbag suing him. If the plaintiff ultimately wins, he will more than likely be awarded a hefty $$$. Assuming AW doesn't have a giant bank account, the GoFundMe money will obviously be looked at as liquid and will go straight to the pedo's new yellow Camaro."
PEDOCHAD BTFO
PEDOCHAD IS GETTING PEDOBTFO
Also, for those who are unfamiliar with Pedochad, here's his most notorious video, where he pretends to be a 13yo boy and lures an unsuspecting fat ugly autist. https://youtu.be/lix5TuZNJE8
Fun fact: the fat ugly pedo featured in that video was never actually charged with any crime because the judge/police decided not to use any of Zach's footage anymore.
>>29483089
good
there is nothing wrong with pedophilia, he was just baiting innocent people into getting arrested by authoritarian statist scum
>>29483228
wtf, 15?? That's legal in most of the fucking world, and the guy was only 19. That's just retarded
Christ, he really is losing it isn't he?
>>29483059
What did he mean by this though?
Is he a hardcore reactionary?
/pol/ is home to a whole host of different crazies
>>29483059
He's an old soul, still living the 1950's dream.
>>29483091
>tfw no Mad Men bf
Hello /r9k/ I am a frequent lurker and occasional poster on this board, first of all I'd like to start off with who I am. I am 19 years old, I live in Australia, I wageslave at Target, I am 5"11' - 6" not so sure, I have no mental illnesses or have ever have that checked, I am a Virgin (like most of you).
I finally realized something today.
>People laugh at me and think I am weird
Back in highschool, I was known as the weird and quiet kid in class, I never talked much or only to some ""friends"" and even then I did not care much. I didnt care what people think since I thought:
>once I am an adult things will get better
At highschool I would frequently try to make autistic comments and be loud with my ""friends"", they would laugh AT me, but for me it was better than trying to talk and to have no one listen, it was some well needed attention for me a reminder people knew that I existed, whether they thought i was autistic or not, whether they hated me or not. It was better than being invisible.
Fast forward to university.
> Studying IT and mathematics at UTS
I joined the computer club and would frequent it to play games and all that, I tried talking and thought I had ""friends"" I would hang out with them and like highschool I tend to make outrageous comments and just be happy that people were laughing at me, at nights out I would get flat out drunk drinking 2/3 of a bottle of vodka and just talking in gibberish, they would laugh at me and they would smile back happy again that they knew I was there. I even had the courage to ask out a girl I liked who I met through my """"""""""""""""""""""""best""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ""friend"", I fucked up my friend then right away was dating her after it shattered me, I was frustrated, angry, at night I would literately lie in fetal position and cry, looking for a reason to live or wondering what I am doing wrong. I am not obnoxiously ugly or anything. I justed wanted to be normal.
>cont.
By then I figured out that I felt like an empty, hollow, stale being I longed for something to love or to be loved back but how???
I am weird
My english isnt that great (from holland by the way)
I have a weird accent
I look funny
I went through a spiral of depression, and have been insecure since.
I dropped out of UTS to pursue a course in economics as that was my ""true"" passion
I was at Macquarie now, I changed my mindset, I said to myself I didnt want to be weird, I wanted to be appreciated for what and who I am. I want to have a meaningful existence or something. That was when I started browsing r9k reading about women, people, normies chads, robots, beta, alpha. It suited my personality
I was different in Macquarie.
>no outrageous comments
>no spouting memes
>no clubs
>just remain cool calm and collected and maybe something will happen
Or so I thought
Whilst my outbursts of autism and memes helped me have a little bit of human attention, now I had none.
I was just "there" I had a few people whom I talked to, but by no means I would call them friends, I was there trying to find a passion or something that will fill me up, make life meaningful.
But no it just got worse, I just was miserable, I started skipping classes and I would eventually drop out.
Now all that is left for me at the moment is to wageslave at Target for the time being, it helps customers notice you, there are people to talk to and it is a generally nice workplace. It gives me that bit of attention that will make me feel appreciated.
But yes they do laugh at me or think I am weird, I am just there, making some money and hoping that I will die young.
I picked up smoking because of that. So I can die young and dont have to see myself get worse as I age.
I think everyday about death
whether god is real
whether life has meaning
whether there will ever be a time in my life where I could be "happy"
I want to die and that is all.
Before you give me the advice of
>your only 19
Fuck off
I created this trip just for this thread to keep track of it (if it gets any replies) might use it sometimes in the future but other than that fuck tripfagging
Its ok anon, just b urself
I can't take it anymore guys. I'm sick of everything kicking me whilst I'm down. I just can't handle it. I wake up angry and go to sleep angry. I can't even afford to be an alcoholic to deal with it. How do you deal with crushing depression? My depression started 5 years ago and I thought it would just go away but it hasn't and everyday is worse than the last.
>>29482976
Depression isn't deep sadness. It's the lack of motivation, emotion and interest in anything. Most people don't know this, but I wish they did. When I had it, I didn't go flaunting it around on the internet and to everyone I knew. I ignored everyone, barely ate, and and just slept or layed down and blankly stared at the wall all day.
nigger show dick or gtfo
Start smoking and get a hobby.
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