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seriously is there anything this woman cant do ?
>l<
Not be stupid
note the roastie donut of our future commander in chief
>>29478223
>maisie williams is a feminist
>cgm supports shillary
What does kissing feel like, and does it come close to sex?
It's close on the intimacy scale but not close on the pleasure.
>>29478209
i've never had sex, but i will say that making out with someone you like feels really good. it's not just the kissing, but also the hugging. there are a lot of sensations going on and you'll be using every sense
imho I like kissing better than sex because crotches smell really strong and dampen the air in this really lewd way when exposed.
making out just feels like a high five and a hug combined. It's close, only feels good when both parties are into it, and it requires cooperative coordination. when it's right, making out is like the best thing you can do with your mouth.
I used to be an avid browser of this board, but it's time to say goodbye.
I have achieved the dream, a qt gf
Godspeed anon, I hope you remember us for our dreams and ambitions and not our realities.
>>29478160
Good luck in life frendo.
>>29478160
Congrats man
See you in 3 months when you catch her with Chad
would you ever tell someone that you liked hentai without your anonymity?
I sure as hell wouldn't.
Is it considered liking hentai if the Berserk sex scenes give me a raging hard on? Not the tentacle rape ones.
>>29478154
Id consider that liking hentai
>>29478205
Then I love hentai, and no I'd never tell anyone in real life.
femanon here. make me feel shitty about my appearance. post pretty girls I can cry about. celebrity crushes, regular crushes, whatever
pic related, one of the best-looking women out there in my opinion
and ask a femanon anything I suppose
i want to lick this girls privates
>>29478123
Her co-star in Blue Is The Warmest Color is hotter imo.
Also, what are your standards for men?
Will you post your tits?
Will kthey have timestamp?
>>29478159
i dont have too many girls saved on my computer but i love this girl too
What would you do if you found out your daughter was a "cammer"
>>29478107
>daughter
no
guest star in her next show :^)
>>29478107
cut me in whore if your living in my house
Do you hate women? I'm a normie, and I fucking hate women. I really think they are all whores up to no good. What about you robots?
women feel good on your dick, how can you hate that?
>>29478120
They feel good there, but they feel bad on the mind and on the heart.
>>29478081
No, everyone here loves and respects women
post things ITT that you have learned about life
>trust absolutely no one, they will let you down in some way or another
>hard work only gets you so far, luck does half the work
>bad things happen to good people
>most people are stupid degenerates that lack empathy
>trust absolutely no one, they will let you down in some way or another
Other people can be shit but you still need to collaborate and manage them if you want to achieve anything
>hard work only gets you so far, luck does half the work
You need to apply 'hard work' at right thing and right moment for it to be effective.
>bad things happen to good people
Well, no shit. There wouldn't be any bad people if karma worked flawlessly.
>most people are stupid degenerates that lack empathy
Don't put yourself in situations where you need empathy. Wallowing in self-pity is useless.
>Karma is a lie
>God is a lie
>Love is a lie
>bad things happen to good people
Some times it feels like the more I try to be a good person, the worse things become for me
>>29478042
all things most people learn at 16
heres what people learn at 24
>only be around people you cant trust
>hard work brings you everything, luck only gets you so far
>bad things happen to everyone
>most people are stupid, including you
Who else /patiently biding their time to kill oneitis/ here? I'm just waiting for my parents to die and then it's green light. It's something I think about every day, going on years now.
Bump for interest.
Why kill op?
you are going to murder anzu?
>>29478000
I had been in previous relationships, but oneitis was different. A profoundly strong attraction twisted by betrayal. I've thought about it, and I believe it's destiny or determinism. Something. I know I'm meant to do this.
Be brutally honest, but be serious. I just started working out because I am trying really hard to become Chad. I am sick of being Beta.
>>29477823
Work on getting your lats bigger, shoulders too.
You look like you have kleinfelters (?sp) syndrome
sorry man
>>29477823
You look like you're relatively Chad already son
I mean if you want to see a true betabody I got one.
Lets talk about shitposting /r9k/.
I define "shitposting" as having pointless arguments that are just people flinging insults at each other instead of discussing anything. Unfortunately with being anonymous this happens a lot. Let's sit down and have a rational, adult discussion about this and maybe we can curb some of it and make this place less of a waste of time.
Common shitposting tatics I've noticed:
>Shitposter insults you first, when you insulted no one in your post
>Shitposter won't acknowledge this if you insult them back and always pretend you started it.
>They try to pull a "u mad" type response, indicating your very upset and keep replying, when they are doing the exact same thing.
>Things that are normal for 4chan suddenly become nitpicky things for shitposter and they claim it's from 9gag or reddit
>Example: shitposter posts Pepe earlier in thread, you post Pepe in argument with shitposter, shitposter says your an autistic frog poster or something to that effect. What does this make the shitposter then?
>Shitposter will ignore any appeals to reason to try to get back to a normal discussion and disagree with you just to disagree with you, even if it makes them look like a bigger and bigger idiot.
>Telling a shitposter you're not going to reply to them sets rustles their jimmies to maximum, because they're addicted to (Yous)
What else robots?
>>29477790
>When you BTFO out of shitposter, they claim YOU'RE the one doing damage control.
shitposts are puerile nonsense teenagers post look at /tv/
>>29477828
Then what term would you refer to what I'm referring to? Shitposting fits nicely enough.
What do you think you would be doing right now if you actually tried?
maybe I'd be fucking some whore
I'd be playing video games, better than chasing bitches.
>>29477760
>3AM
Sleeping.
Either that or actually working on a short like I fucking tell myself to.
Oh boy, a place for people like me
this is not reddi.t though
I CAN GET THESE QUINTS
CHECK EMMMM
>>29477743
Sorry anon, but are you looking for
Anyone here unable to cry as well?
I haven't in more than a decade. I forgot what it feels like and I kind of miss it.
>>29477595
I feel like these days, I'm just too numb to cry. I don't even think life disappoints me anyone, I guess my expectations are just that low.
It's actually funny because now that the depression has thoroughly set in over the last few years I don't ever cry.
bumpingI am bumping the thread
>tfw pillow i hold at night is not a qt bf
anon y did u leave ??? :c
>>29477843
cause ur a slut
>>29477871
ive never had sex before :ccc
