who /too dumb for college/ here?
>used to do well in high school
>straights A's
>perfect SAT math score
>start college
>depression hits hard
>fail nearly all of my classes, didn't even show up to most of them
>put on academic probation
thinking about just dropping out at this point, tbqhwyfamily.
>>29478843
Doesn't sound like it was because you're dumb, sounds like you're just a little crybaby that just didn't show up for classes.
Talk to your campus healthcare provider and get treatment for depression
do it or you're a pussy
>>29478912
>Talk to your campus healthcare provider
no I don't want to
that sounds scary I'm a pussy
I'm going to an psychologist in 15 minutes, but my retarded sister is downstairs eating breakfast and watching stupid shit on her phone. I have to pass her multiple times and I almost never go outside. What's a good excuse I could tell her? I don't want her to know about this.
Nothing. None of her fucking business anyways.
>Don't follow me.
Don't respond to questions
>an psychologist
do you even think about what you type
>gf is a virgin but pretty cool and fun and actually mostly redpilled
>yesterday she was telling me that sluttiness is a major problem with both sexes, maybe the worst problem in society today
>tell her, well no men are really meant to have a lot of partners, but women can only carry one baby at a time
>she smacks my arm, but then laughs and says, yeah, but seriously
>tell her yeah, seriously
>after...
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>my experiences with dating as an autist
how do men sleep around without women sleeping around?
>>29478795
if she really was a virgin, she had the right to ask for a virgin dude as well
you are the degenerate
So far I know:
>r9k - Robot
>pol - /pol/ack
>d - /d/egenerate
>k - /k/ommando
>v - /v/-tard
Are there any other names you've heard?
>>29478715
>/v/tard
it's /v/irgin you newfag
others:
/his/torian
/asp/ie
/b/tard
/cgl/ - seagul
/mlp/ - horsefucker
/v/ is usually /v/ermin or /v/irgin
/b/ is /b/-tard or /b/astard
/mu/ is /mu/sicians
/his/ is /his/torian
/o/tist
> made super alpha and sexy 10/10 OKC profile to catflish girls
20 minutes and still no views... Are girls actually this fucking stingy? Who goes on a dating site and doesn't view any profiles...
>>29478627
pic not related, right?
You're such a beta ugly piece of shit you don't even know what an alpha looks like.
try the greek god himself.
>>29478627
can someone dump pics of a dude i can use for catfishing? this shit sounds fun, fucking with roasties
>>29478880
Sure bro, here are some hot Chadley pics
well I've finally decided to off myself. if there is an afterlife/next life I hope I do better in it than this one
anyone wanna join me? just fuck it guys. let's go.
>>29478613
Good luck man. Are you doing it right now?
>>29478613
don't.
you need to work out, get a job and fill bitches with your superior /r9k/ seed, anon!
>>29478662
very soon. just wrapping it up with my best bud of 11 years. telling him it's been great playing games, watching anime together, talking and hanging out, enjoying each other's presence.
he's not as unfortunate as me tho so he'll be fine. he'll finish college, get a career, get married, have children. we won't be playing games and watching anime together by then. he'll be too busy.
>mfw a cute girl at work is showing interest in me
>>29478525
no she lsn't
Here's a tip: don't be a sperg.
she's just leading you on and will eventually cuck you if you return the interest. don't even bother OP and save yourself the depression.
I thought that whole "all girls want to be sexually dominated" thing was a meme, but then I tested the waters with my girlfriend, and pic related was the result. Not sure how to feel about this.
And mine hates the idea of that.
Some like it, some like the opposite, some are super vanilla, many change over time.
The world is complex.
Enjoy your newly found mutual sexual interest though.
>>29478548
>implying it's mutual
I don't like it. I just did this to test the theory that all girls are craving to be dominated. In fact, the opposite is true. I'm into femdom, and she knows that. She sits on my face and stuff , but she doesn't get super into it. Now I know why. Oh well, I'm gonna keep pretending I like being dominant just to make her happy. Who knows, maybe I will end up liking it. I just worry because I have no idea who to do. How the fuck do I...
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Why do people like you come on this board and make us feel like shit with your constant demonstrations of how sexually active you are?
>be 28 virgin
>business trip to Kuala lumpur .
> go to backpage
>escorts Ads whynot.jpg
>text them "get me your youngest "
>hire two of them
>had to pay in advance
>meet them in the lobby and take them to my room they smell like cheap perfume
> they come to my hotel room in the elevator...
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>>29478488
>go to Malaysia
>not expecting brown nipples
man what.
>>29478488
Yea
>with really hot asian escort in las vegas
> Was in the big apa tourney (Billiards)
> Stuck my 4 incher in her yellow cunt
> felt weird and icky so i pulled out immidiately
> She gives me weird face
> I make an even weirder face
> She grabs a towel and runs out the room
>Forgot...
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>>29478545
thats a win
>tfw fucked a girl on her period
who here /doesn'tdeservetobehere/ here?
No, that's so disgusting and beta it's a negative sexual experience and negates at least three other sexual encounters.
A person could actually revert back to virginity by doing that too much.
>>29478480
>fucked 109 women
>20 of them were pretty hot
>another 30 or so were ok-looking
I may have fucked 60 pigs, but those other 50 girls... man. I've had a lot of sex. I have NO business posting here.
>>29478521
Why would you fuck the pigs if you could have just fucked only the 49 attractive and acceptable women instead?
how are you handling the heat anons?
i live in wisconsin, northern highlands area
summer lasts for around 4 months and it isnt very hot
its very comfy also, lots of trees and marshes and deer and butterflies
overall i think im doing alright
>>29478526
I think it was a metaphor
>gas has been off for the past week
>been taking ice cold showers and chilling with a nice fan
>gas fixed two days ago
>ac got fixed yesterday
shits pretty good right now, 90 degree weathers been a pain whenever I go outside tho, not often cause NEET but I did have to walk pretty far today so it was annoying
*blocks your path*
my blade senses fear...
My sword hand twiches!
>>29478445
*rolls forward*
*uppercuts your knees off*
*teleports behind you in a fast motion*
*top half off your body slides off*
heh, nothing personal kid.
>not even a robot could love you
I guess it cant be helped
>>29478425
>This kills the fuckboy
>>29478425
>he doesn't even change the filename
>literally no one has ever saved or used his pic
>he is the only one that posts the pic of himself
>he thinks he is somehow "cute"
>>29478777
>Anon makes up a load of bullshit the post
Why would I care if other people save my pic? These are my threads not theirs
>20 year old and already getting backaches
can I reverse this? fug I'll stop being a NEET i swear
work your glutes and hammies bby
>>29478329
Start with this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VULt--bcWd0
stop sitting on your ass all day
Ok why do you whites eat like crap? Just answer the goddamn question.
off yourself negro
its cause whites are dull and boring, so they bring that over to there food.
>>29478308
Is this now the new meme? Race baiting is boring because everyone knows that niggers, spics and sand niggers are worthless