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Are BMAF couples the future?
Yes. Any AFs here want to be my gf?
>blacks are weebs
>asians like bbc
yeah im pretty sure thats the future, same with white guys liking black girls cause theyre scared of getting cucked
that leaves us beaners with the qt blue eyed blond pale while girls with european accents
NAISU
>>29480495
yes bub, racemixing is the future. It's the only way to solve racism.
Stacy here, just found out I have intp personality type according to that test you all love. Usually don't post here but.. Guess I belong here now, this settles it irrefutably. Like my desk clutter? Ama. This is not bait.
>>29480472
>Put on some skintight jeans
>call yourself a girl
>>29480472
hey staci post tits or feet
>>29480484
Will boob pics prove it or will you just think I'm a chubby guy in a push up bra
Tfw my gf thinks that i love her but in reality shes just a practice gf until i find someone qter
Who else got a /practicegf/ here?
pic unrelated
>>29480416
i dont believe you but if you're honest you're a disgusting person
>>29480461
you are fucking disgusting and you should honestly just kill yourself holy shit what is wrong with you
>>29480416
Not necessarily, but im dating this chick recently as a rebound. When my ex and i get back together, i will dump my present gf.
Would you date a fat chick?
>>29480345
Bestiality is wrong
>>29480345
no, fuck the landwhales
they are only good to suck dick and drink it like a fatty milkshake and nothing more
Yes but only if she had big tits or a squishy ass to go with it.
I would not date a skelly DFC chick.
Chubby with huge assets is absolute best but even then I would prefer fat (just not ridiculously fat) over skinny.
Chubby>Fit>normal>Fat>skelly mode
And before the DFC police show up: If i wanted a low social value girl and was just projecting my insecurities I would want a short skinny flat chested girl. Instead I am naturally attracted to chubby tall girls.
>finally find a motivation to get a job
>it's to buy a stupid anime figure
Anyone else have their priorities straight?
I do the same, I just use it for merchandise, vidya and a japan trip every 2 months.
>>29480391
You can affort trip every two months?
I want to save up and retire to live in alaskan wilderness.
What are some good robot jobs?
post your ideal lover
>my height or slightly taller
>pale
>resting bitch face
>short black bob cut
>plump butt, small breasts
>very /fa/, likes wearing neutral/dark colors
>likes frilly underwear
>uptight
>very dominant and cold to others, but submissive and warm when we're together alone
>low libido
>very smart, but also not bright
>finds beauty in the simple things of life
>wants kids
>she's the serious one in the relationship
>>29480308
How did you get taste this good?
Can we just post these instead? Also,
>>29480308
>very smart, but also not bright
i confus
>>29480308
Bodily your type is almost perfect. Larger breasts can be accepted, but a sizeable rump/good hips are much better.
Does anyone actually prefer tall, broad trannies to short traps
>>29480282
yea those people who actually got the guts to admit that they are gay.
>>29480282
I just fap to them, I don't really wish to see a trap irl
I prefer them in pornhub only
>>29480282
>Does anyone actually prefer tall, broad trannies to short traps
no
who /friend simulator/ here?
Post youtube channels that make you feel like you have friends.
So cozy So nice So Loopy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvV8sUSy3XQ
Anyone I've watched for about a year.
How goes. I want him to be my friend.
Name your best quality, then name another quality that totally negates it. I'll start.
>read faster than 99.9% of population with incredibly high retention, incredible at quiz games at bars, was knowledge bowl god in high school, impress normies and girls with wide breadth of knowledge, high IQ, socially proficient
>be useless piece of shit who wasn't cleaned his apartment in six months and has no plans for the future, probably depressed, will probably just get fatter until I have no friends
>>29480118
>good at vidya
>hate teamwork
>>29480118
Your quality clearly surpass your negative. You just need to make money, and contract a cleaner.
Get money, and all the rest will solve itself.
>High emotional intelligence
>Whilst I am very good at reading people, there is a block of some sort on actually using that knowledge in any positive way.
II can't see anything sexual about this no matter how hard I try.
Am I gay or am I just not a nigger?
This gives me diamonds though
Reminder. Americans are niggers
>>29480084
I'm always wondering how come roastie whores usually have iphones, is it because their lower brain functions allow them to be more susceptible to apple's marketing?
>tfw you can't even find one friend to watch anime with
Guess it's true some of us just aren't meant to have friends.
>>29480072
I'd like to be your friend but i'm boring too shy and i won't reply to your next post
I guess you're right
>>29480072
>tfw you can't find one friend to complain about how terrible anime is with
Guess it's true some of us just aren't meant to have friends.
>tfw no cute guy to say up late with just talking over voice
S A D
So how about some edging Anon? I'll give you a big reward if you last more than a couple of hours~
The only reward I got for edging many hours was a crooked dick and ruptured prostate
oh geez. i could definitely do an hour, but i don't know about a couple
>>29480088
>ruptured prostate
jesus christ
>>29480111
Well, if you blow your huge load we'll go right again! No respite, we need you back on the edge~
>>29480088
Did you brutally fuck yourself at the same time or something?
This number texted me out of the blue. What does this shit mean? Did someone give my # to an extremist group?
PIease help I am paranoid
Tried to elicit more info and he hasn't responded
>>29480087
Forgot image
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What does a comfy breakfast look like for the average robot?
>>29479995
self bumping shamelessly
>>29479995
Originalaroni comment
>>29479995
Oatmeal, maybe some herbal tea.
>tfw no food until the 30th
gonna starve to death friends. it's been a pleasure
It's five days, bitch, you won't starve.
Why aren't you eating anyway?
Go on craigslist and grindr and offer to suck dick, you could use the nutrients
>>29479958
>>29479958
Try calling the questions/complaints number for various foods/chain resturants and make up bullshit about how your pizza was burnt or your order was missing an ingredient or was stale even though it was before the expiration date, a lot of them will give you free shit or coupons for free shit. Just try a few companies and you'll score eventually, it can be a pain in the ass and won't work with every single try.
Dig through dumpsters behind grocery stores, they throw out a fuckload of decent shit if you can find one that isn't locked down. Some restaurants are good too, pizza places that precook their pizzas throw out at least a few everyday when they close, wait outside one at closing time and collect free pizza.
