Ask someone who just stopped a purse snatcher anything
Does it please you to make these threads every day?
>>29479952
Did you use your katana?
>>29479952
Do you feel validated in your dydreaming mind by my response even though it lacks any real substance?
>been pooping in full squat position like this
>squat on the floor because not safe to squat on toilet rim like this
>either poop in the shower, then toss it in the toilet and wash the rest in the drain
>or poop into a styrofoam bowl or dish on the floor, dump shit in the toilet, and wash it out in the sink before putting in trash
>bathroom smells absolutely disgusting
>sink and shower drains...
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bump for shit
>archive down so can't see why my comment was not original
>>29480041
any special cleaning fluid I could pour into the drains, cover them for the day and it will kill anything growing in there?
you dun fucked up son.
I tried the full squat shit. Used to get a piece of cardboard, put some tp on that, squat over it and release. Would slide that into the toilet. Too much work.
here's some advice: just lean over, grab your ankles while seated on the toilet, it provides 90% of the benefits of squatting.
but let's get to the real issue:
why the fuck did you think RINSING A SHIT BOWL IN YOUR SINK would not create issues?
hire a professional, tell them you're the landlord or landlord's son, or if you can't pull that off,...
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You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers snapped, your ribs broken, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
nice copy paste faggot
sage
>>29479864
>if we met IRL.
yeah, and if i had a flying death machine, i'd kill everyone in this world
>>29479864
>if we met IRL.
yeah good luck finding anyone on this board outside their house faggot-chan
How depressed have you been lately, robots? Has it gotten worse or better?
>21 y/o NEET due to bad life decisions and lack of guidance, have constant feelings of regret, anxiety and hopelessness
>am lucky if I get more than 4 hours of sleep in one single night due to this
>constantly feel tired as shit, don't want to get out of bed and perforrm the same grind every day but my parents would get suspicious if I didn't act normal
>no appetite...
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I'm sleeping most of the day and am up for like 3 hours at most, I don't know that I'm depressed anymore, I just gave up I suppose.
>>29479735
Also
>barely or not interested in any of my hobbies lately, my backlog keeps getting bigger with new seasonal anime episodes that I used to watch
>even if I wanted to get professional help I have no money for a private therapist, nearest state therapist would be about 75km away and knowing how shitty the state healthcare in this country is they would probably just hook me up to countless of meds and not give a shit about anything else, have no desire...
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Nothing is going right, I've made a lot of changes in the past year trying to get my life sorted but it feels like everything is just getting worse and worse. I'm very sad and wish I had somebody to cuddle with.
If an ugly big nosed British guy can get with her, do I have a chance? I'm better looking than Loki by at least 1 1/2 points
she is a whore, she wants money, something u dont have
>>29479844
>she is a whore
Agreed
>She wants money
Nigga you what? She's far richer than any of her exboyfriend you fucking dense cunt.
Probably. Taytay's a huge roastie bruh. Don't get why stormfags treat her like some Aryan queen.
Better get to work wageslave.
You need to work overtime today so that Mr Shekelstein can afford his new yacht.
And don't forget your taxes that go to your NEET friends.
Another day, another dollar.
what if your parents are loaded and you are only going to pass time?
i just sit all day in office.
I think this Pepe is easily the one with the best 'good OC:number of posts' ratio. Nearly every one one I see is funny or well-crafted.
>>29479579
>tfw Trump starts pulling your NEETbux
Post your convos with bitches you get nudes from
What did I just read? You both sounds absolutely retarded.
>>29479549
smart enough to flirt with girls, fag
Here's a sub girl I sometimes talk to. She likes crazy shit and I give her ideas or commands. Give me ideas on what to make her do.
I'm a 23 year old kissless hugless friendless fat gyno manlet virgin.
I am seriously considering stoppping shaving completely and not giving a fuck about anything anymore.
Is this the path out despair and loneliness?
Should I seriously go full neckbeard and not give a fuck?
>>29479510
>Should I seriously go full neckbeard and not give a fuck?
Don't see why not
>stop shaving
>get beaner stache and "stubble"
>shave anyways
>comes back by 1pm
>>29479584
>>29479592
I honestly don't see myself with anyone but my waifu so why should I care about society's standards?
I literally can't stand being around people.
Who else here /fucking small cock/?
>>29479485
Are you one of those: "My cock is tiny because it isn't 8x6" ?
>>29479645
5 inches, it just seems so small to me, I know that's just below average but it seems so tiny.
>>29479485
>tfw thought my dick was small cause of /r9k/ and cause I only fap to hentai
>started fapping to real stuff
>dicks bigger than some porn stars
stop being so insecure, not like anyones ever gonna see it in the first place
Anyone ever seen a girl naked IRL? Is it much different than porn? Beach stories are OK too.
hiplets are disgusting
Yeah girls are hot as fuck, except some of them smell bad and some of them have uneven titties. Porn expectations are bad.
Would like to know this too, are girls different in real life from porn?
Please give details about what is usually different/surprising
>Anon, can i use your computer for a minute?
What do???
>>29479444
>not having a different user for this shit
>>29479444
"Yeah sure gimmie a sec"
Proceed to close whatever I was doing and login to my alt account I only use for school. Easy peasy, Anon.
I have a clean chinkpad set aside just for this reason, fucking normies wont get the bettor of me
>Bernie lost to THIS
I've never been so disappointed in America.
>>29479410
Is this image shopped?
I think it is, just from how the pixels look and because I've seen quite a few shoops in my time
>>29479758
I want you redditors to fucking leave
Americans got to choose between
>a literal communist
>a jewish succubi
>a corporate meme sellout
>a literal cuck
>dozen or so mexicans
Americans? More like AmeriJUST
Who here slow as fuck mentally?
whenever i get put under pressure my brain just turns into mud
pretty sure im just retarded though
oh cmon guys cheer up
>>29479408
>>29479424
When you're calm, do you feel that you have at least average intelligence?
Father, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER!
Father into your hands, I commend my spirit
Father into your hands
why have you forsaken me
In your eyes forsaken me
In your thoughts forsaken me
In your heart forsaken, me oh
Trust in my self righteous suicide
Are you okay?
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>>29479331
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS
>>29479331
I remember when I was edgy and liked SOAD too.
Legitimate question, why do you guys keep using Pepe? The meme is essentially dead. I know it was the meme of /r9k/. but isn't it time to move on?
>>29479313
Wouldn't feel like r9k without pepe
>The meme is essentially dead.
>everyone uses it
>>29479313
There's nothing to replace it