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Why do comfy photos make me so emotional?
starting out with comfy Pepes
I also have non-Pepe comfies as well
do you have this one?
How the hell was that not an original comment?
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>>29476629
well, buddy
praise the bot, I guess. Your comment is shit
>>29476769
Edgy as fuck.
OP, it's because the script here is shit and doesn't like long strings of the same character.
Iets get right into the news
there are kids born after 911 that are having sex regularly
>>29476602
getting pounded at 15 sound pretty normal fami.
nothing we can do but REEEE n jerk it
>be 23
>Still have wet dreams
>Tfw kids born in 2000 are living out my fantasies right now
If I could cut these feelings out of me I would. Endless want is not good for the soul
>>29476602
There are kids born in 2016 who who have sex anon. Albeit not consensually
Face it, everybody is having sex but us
Hey dudes looking to talk to you robots about things I don't really care about your gender. I just want new friends to talk to honestly, and share my love of the piano+anime.
facebook:vanlieshoutt
that's my Skype I look forward to playing games with you all.
Bumping until I get 1 new friend to play something with.
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>>29476827
FUCK YOU oringlalaskd eat my shit nigger
Write a letter to someone, whether they'll read them or not. It could be your parents, your oneitis, The Girl Who Got Away (TM), etc. I will read all the letters and respond to them if I've got anything to say.
Dear Mom,
You don't remember this, but you tried to kill me. You were very drunk and I think you were manic too, perhaps even psychotic. You came out of the kitchen, brandishing a big knife at me. I dodged all your swings and made it into my room. I had my full weight pressed on the door, so you started stabbing at it with the knife, over and over again. You were screaming at me the whole time, telling me I was worthless. It felt like it lasted a lifetime.
You don't remember, but I do. I keep trying to move on, but that day won't leave me. I keep having nightmares over and over again, where I'm being chased, tortured, and murdered. Every time I hear someone shout, I feel like I'm going to get murdered. Sometimes I have very vivid flashbacks, where the memory replays itself in my head. It makes me go through the same fear all over again.
So I wish you'd just done it. I wish you killed me when I was 14, so I didn't have to keep living like this. You would've rescued me from living this fucking worthless piece-of-shit life. I wish it had just happened, so I wasn't left here waiting, worrying, being afraid for when death is finally going to come. I can't do this anymore. This is no way for anyone to live.
Please, just kill me already.
>>29476464
Dear J
I love you. I miss you. I think about you all day and dream of you all night.
E
>>29476464
Let's have a murder suicide anon, it'll be like a date. We can do dinner and a movie first.
Dear bestfriend,
I'm sorry I won't be with you to watch your daughter grow up. Please don't think about me too much. Tell everyone it was an accident. Tell them I am grateful they witnessed my existence. I feel like I have done enough in life, I don't have anything else I want to do. Every day feels like something extra and unnecessary suffering. Believe me when I say there was nothing you could've done. I couldn't keep waiting for the smoking to catch up with me. I can't stand living this unhappy life anymore. The worst thing I have ever done is inflicting this sadness on people who knew me and I'm truly sorry. But for once I want to be selfish. Thank you for everything.
>>29476464
To Me:
You're going to make it, I know you will. You've gotten a job at the local theater, you're talking with an anon who's gonna help you finish a script, and you have a girl who might or might not like you.
Just stop spending those empty days waking up at 2PM and rolling through Facebook until someone can drag you out to go to Bob Evans.
>College orientation
>Lasts two days and staying overnight
>Morning goes okay, work up the nerve to introduce myself and get to know some people
>Enjoying myself
>Evening comes
>Campus tour
>I'm grouped with a bunch of chads and stacies, nobody I've seen yet
>Shit starts to go downhill
>Become reclusive and stop talking to people
>Tour ends
>~9:00 now
>Activities and shit still going on until 11
>I assume there'll be an actual party elsewhere afterwords
>Decide I'll put up with this bullshit for a little longer to see if I can make any plans
>Go to where everyone else is
>Chads and stacies dancing with activity leaders
>Everyone else already deep in conversation with people they already know, don't wanna just throw myself in and look like a sperg
>Sit at a table by myself
>standinginthecornermeme
>More and more people begin to dance
>DJ plays panda -> cupid shuffle -> wobble baby -> Cha cha slide -> Teach me how to dougie -> other middleschool-ass songs
>3 different activity people approach me all on separate occasions to make sure I'm having a good time
>"yeah"
>Continue to sit alone and look like a total fucking loser while all the other normies have fun
>11 o'clock finally rolls around
>Sperging out internally
>mrkrabbslookingaround
>"OK guys, it's 11. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here"
>People slowly begin to disband and go to do their own things
>Leave campus by myself to go buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke alone
>10 minutes to get off campus
>15 minutes to get to gas station
>Gas station is closed
>10 minutes to go to another gas station
>buy my cigs
>20 minutes of smoking a few and walking around the campus town
(1/2)
>Realize I don't know where I am in relation to my dorm
>Phone almost dead
>If it dies before I get unlost I'll literally be a blind man feeling his way through a cave
>open up google maps
>After 10 minutes I finally figure out the way back to the dorm I'm staying in
>Another 20 minute walk
>At last I reach my dorm
>Now 1 am
>Unlock the door
>The room is basically like an apartment with a kitchenette, living room, 4 beds, 2 baths
>See someone I don't know in one of the rooms
>"Hey man I'm Chris"
>"I'm anon"
>He asks me what I did after the tour, I tell him I went off campus to smoke and walk around after the activities
>He tells me he just came back to the dorm and crashed after the tour
>Didn't see me sperging out at activities
>I told him he missed literally nothing, people just danced to the cha cha slide
>"That's some gay-ass shit"
>I agree
Good ending to a shitty night
>>29476462
What the fuck are you me? I got back from my orientation yesterday and I had almost the same exact experience. The orientation activity people even had a dance party thing that lasted until 11. I just sat in a chair for the whole time browsing /r9k/ on my phone. I was hounded by the activity people so many times during the orientation because I was always sitting alone when we were eating or doing other activities. How hard is it for normies to fucking realize that if someone is sitting by themselves they most likely want to be left alone?
why did you even stay at the party for more than half an hour when it went to shit?
Do girls realize how lewd their feet are?
Stop making these threads about feet, no cares
>>29476684
I care. A lot.
>>29476684
I'm cool with it. As long as OP keeps posting some pics.
hypothetical question
would it be illegal to be in possession of child pornography if the person in question is both
A) an adult
and
B) also the minor that is in the child pornography, whatever type of media is it
in other words, if someone sexually abused you as a child, videotaped it, and someone you came into possession of the video as an adult, would that still be considered cp and arrested for it? for the sake of legality you can also prove that it was you in the video if arrested
>>29476394
fucking of course anon, use common sense. how do you think it would play out showing the cops your 80s child porn?
>>29476649
oh shit, I didn't notice the part of you being the one in the cp. who knows?
I think a guy actually did that, but it was in Europe. Americans are a bunch of sadists, though, so if you want to see muh underaged literal *crying eagle* baybees, join the cops and just fuck teen prostitutes, like they did in Oakland.
>tfw I started doing affirmations
>tfw my ego grew 10 times in size
I literally think I'm a god now and that I'm the most attractive person alive
>>29476388
>I am wealthy
>I am secure
>I am blessed
why would I blatantly lie to myself?
>>29476407
Fake it until you make it big boy.
they say studies have shown that positive affirmations don't work for depressed people
How does an ugly fembot get an attractive bf?and please do not tell me to date someone ugly or within my league. This woman is not only ugly but she's also black, yet she managed to get a bf who is cuter than her. How do they do it?
>>29476338
>How does an ugly fembot get an attractive bf?
Girls don't have to try because they're girls. Anyways, you're not entitled to a qt guy but you'll probably get it anyway because you have a pussy to offer.
>>29476392
Then why he fuck don't I have an attractive bf you dumb ass?if I didn't have to work for one?
>>29476338
>This woman is not only ugly but she's also black
She's pretty...
>>29476410
>Then why he fuck don't I have an attractive bf you dumb ass?
Not him. But maybe just a sliiiight attitude readjustment could be all that's needed.
You still have to look for him. But there's one for you. Pretty much all women can date "up" with minimal effort.
I made an album in May. I just made it free and shared it with all my friends. I messaged them all and still no one downloaded it I put hard work into music, and it is my life. My life is literally meaningless
you better post a link you nigger
>>29476275
Nigga, im self conscious
>>29476259
Good albums get more than 4 downloads, but only if you put it out there.
And it's actually good.
Petite Asian Cock (PAC)
>>29476230
That's the cutest hamster I've ever seen
What is he doing?
>>29476277
Grooming. He's in the middle of grooming.
>>29476277
Not listening
Love me two times, baby
Love me twice today
>>29476201
Love me two times, girl
I'm goin' away
TOUCH ME BABE
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM NOT AFRAID?
WHAT WAS THAT PROMISE THAT YOU MADE?
>>29476571
Why won't you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?
Subway thread.
ITT We tell each other what our go-to sandwich is that we get at Subway. This thread is mostly for recommending different sandwiches and sharing our tastes.
>herb+cheese bread
>cheddar cheese
>rotisserie chicken
>toasted
>lettuce
>tomato
>red onions
>jalapenos
>very little mayo
>very liberal on chipotle
nice try Scott from subway marketing
I used to work for subway for 3 years. Best sub is a chicken bacon ranch on Flatbread with Chipotle and ranch onions tomatoes and pickle
>>29476254
You mean a turkey turkey turkey on turkey bread. Seriously fuck subway, I wouldn't be surprised if their tuna was actually turkey.
>tfw sleep 7-18
>only friend has normal sleep schedule
>takes 10 hours for he to see my texts and more 10 hours for me to see his
any other nightcrawlers out there know this feel?
>>29476158
I have the same sleep schedule but I don't know that feelbecause I don't have any friends
>>29476158
>don't have any friends
Fortunately, no.
>>29476158
Just internet friends.They don't really give a shit.
