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Just witnessed my dad cry for the first time confiding in me that he's devastated that I'm a depressed loser.

I'm going through treatment to fix my depression but the worst part is even that couldn't give me motivation to get better.

feels like shit tbqh robots
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its tough at first similar thing happened to me you can get it fixed truly. i was suicidal constantly chemical imbalances bad outlooks and too much 4chan are a lethal combo hand in there buddy
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>>29472593
Your dad obviously cares about you

Mabye you could try spending more time with your dad and do some activities together like fishing or go to the pub together

Doing stuff with your dad could improve your bond and mabye make you feel happier while also reaffirming your dads belief in you

Then again I don't know your circumstances all I can say is good luck and I hope things improve in the future for you and your dad
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sorry hang in there

>/r9k/ get called gay for liking traps
>/lgbt/ get called straight for liking traps

Which the fucking is it you crusty shitlords?
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>>29472592
Well, only you can answer that,

Do I make you feel straight, gay, or violently ill?
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traps are gay

if it has a dick its a man
no ifs and or buts about it. if you disagree you are a gay in denial
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>>29473722
The thighs and hips say female but everything else screams male.

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>another entire day wasted browsing /r9k/

How long can it go on like this?
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>>29472588
this board is boring half the time. how did you even manage to do that
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how i can read every thread in the catalog that could possibly interest me in like 10 minutes. like this other poster said i don't get how it can interest you for that long >>29472605
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I've repeated the exact cycle in your pic since 2008 so it's possible for at least 2920 days as far as I can tell

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Why do u even deserve a gf?
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I don't ... just leave me alone
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>>29472549
Why does she deserve me?
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>>29472549
Why do you deserve to live OP?

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Some people say they're attracted to intelligence
After some introspection... I don't know thats the case for me
What about you?
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attracted to intelligence

yet she fucks nigger dicks and methheads for money

suuuuuuuuuuuure
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>>29472548
She never said that.
This specimen is an example of a girl that is dumb as a brick
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>>29472529
>I listen to pornstar interviews because I care what they think.
WTH OP?

>Some people say they're attracted to intelligence
>After some introspection... I don't know thats the case for me
>What about you?
Most people don't I guess.
I do care about a whole lot of stuff, including intelligence, because most women are fucking unbearable. Personality, character, intelligence, etc. It all matters.

Tfw no Giant gf

I want to fucking die
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I have the opposite fetish.

>minigirls
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>>29472584
Now thats just sick
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>tfw no dead gf

I want her to fucking die then come back from the grave

>Porn reflects reality
>Porn has changed the dynamics of sexuality, and perverted the public realm

Why do people deny these two things? They are true whether you like it or not.
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Porn does not reflect reality. It just reflects the fantasies of straight men as acquired through an adolescence of porn use.
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>>29472585

We have been graced with the most "based" /r9k/ tripfag to ever exist.

I know about your background, but yes, it does reflect reality. Not to mention the prevalence of amateur porn, and the overall increased sexualization of society.
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>>29472585
It reflects reality in the sense that it reflects the real fantasies of men. Porn fantasies don't exist in a vacuum, they exist because men hate us.

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ITT: We post our biggest fuckup of this month:

Me? Trying to start a woodfire with mineral turpentine, had to spend the night in hospital
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>>29472396
both my hands are bandaged, gladly my fingertips are exposed so i can type
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hurry up and get on my level you betas
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>>29472396
I survived another month, thinking about changing it up some more. Heal well, anon.

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>2020 is right around the corner

Holy fucking shit. How's this decade been for you so far?
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thinking I'll kill myself by 2020 and go out on some dubs
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>becoming a wizard in less than a month
>remember when i had this feeling in 2007 about 2010

don't worry, soon time will feel less personal or important.
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>>29472384
>How's this decade been for you so far?
in just 3 years my life went from tolerable to completely fucked with no chance of redemption

can guarantee i will have killed myself before 2020, wish i could go back in time and warn myself desu

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>tfw

Everyone in chicagoland and michiana ready for some Tornados?
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>>29472352
tornado bring up my post of oblivion
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>>29472352
Detroit BTFO
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at least you have 'go 'za

occ

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Clinging to the home that one day I'll magically change to be an alpha chad
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>>29472316

Im a bit of a coward. But mostly I'm just waiting to have nothing left to lose. My mother is getting fed up, my father sees me as his biggest mistake. My little brother looks up to me still and I feel bad that he is going to be an only child soon and he doesn't even know it. It's killing me inside.
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>>29472316
I'm only on r9k because im too lazy to really get a girl. If i actually tried, I honestly could get one whenever I wanted. But im 20 years old and in college. The last thing i need is dramas from some gf. See friends going through it, my whole gameplan is to get a successful career, gain money , then live the bachelor life style and fuck 10/10 women.

Im a very shallow dude
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19 is too young to end it all. Plus I'll miss all of the cool future tech.

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Daily reminder that you will never know the touch of a woman
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>>29472305
>didn't know the touch of a woman until I was 22
>had heart broken
>haven't had a gf in 6 years
>can't be bothered to try anymore
>tfw experiencing 2nd virginity and will probably never touch a woman again

who here /dyingalone/
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>>29472305
>the touch of a woman
eww girl germs
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>>29472415
First of all, fuck off

Secondly, I am midly sure that I will eventually find a woman to settle down with, but I am seriously concerned with getting JUSTed, happened to my dad, gonna happen to me.

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>tfw wanna play games online but too anxiety ridden and shy to talk to strangers
>no friends
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join the autistic seven
https://discord.gg/y5y58
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>>29472295
What games do you play/want to play? We don't have to talk if you don't want to
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>>29472471
are you retarded?
He just posted that he cant talk to strangers

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always had trouble with social stuff and i fit most of all the signs but my parents never got me diagnosed because they didnt want the govt to label me but i think it would be a gppd rhing to know for sure. how long is the process?
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>>29472270
I got it at 22. Not that hard if you actually have it.
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why would you want an aspergers diagnosis
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>>29472289
i passed all the online test things and i fit the obsessive part (collected petty things obsessivly fpr years and years, used to wash my hands until they bled, etc) and the social stuff too but im worried that if i go and the person decides that im not i will lok like a total idiot

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I got a blowjob from a chick who was on the clock working at McDonald's

Technically McDonald's was paying her the entire time she was sucking on my cock

I wasn't even a customer that day

I brought my own water bottle from home
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do blacks suck good cock? in my experience jews are the best.
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>>29472236
How did that happen?
How do you get them to WANT THE D?
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>>29472236
>>29472382
>>29472407
Spot the normies.

Clue: LITERALLY THE WHOLE FUCKING BOARD.

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