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>He posts on r9k.
How did it ever get to this? How did we end up here of all places?
We all had so much potential...
>>29469697
People told me I was smart when I was younger. they still do, sometimes. Unfortunately that doesn't apply to social situations. Literally been friendless for the past 5 years. Still NEET, living at home, can't drive, virgin. Honestly thinking of ending it soon.
>>29469697
This is where all the losers in life end up, cheers mate
Well a long time ago they made this program called Napster, I used to hang out there and basically it went all downhill from there. It wasn't too bad till facebook became a thing.
![kaboompics.com_Happy-Coffee2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3v9L4lc.jpg "kaboompics.com Happy-Coffee2[1]")
Why do normies talk so much about coffee?
Great, you drink coffee. So do I. So do most Americans. Why do you have to bring it up at every opportunity?
>>29469609
Because "adults" drink coffee a lot.
They talk about it to look like adults.
>tfw opiates aren't socially acceptable
>tfw meth isn't socially acceptable
We would all be so much more productive, society would advance at unprecedented speed.
Caffeine is such a shit-tier stimulant.
I'd wish I could turn a switch and not feel terrible or bad. or atleast that everything stopped. I'm getting way too tired now.
Can we atleast talk for a bit or something?
Why does no one want to talk on me on this sote either?
are you guys mad at me aswell?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
WTFFF do people in real life really talk like this?
Most of the things on this list i do not see anyone ever use in real life.
I hate how they are giving tips for better conversation but it reads incredibly phony and fake.
>starting conversations
>ever
Killer ways to get laughed at and looked at!
>>29469556
Most of those lines are cringe-tier. Either you come across like a pretentious cunt (like complaining about the wine) or like you're an overly friendly salesman.
>do you mind me saying hello
>asking if you're allowed to say hello
not even I'm this autistic
>tfw thought I was finally going to get a gf but it turned out it was just normies playing a prank on me
She just laughed in my face. I feel like I'm dying inside.
>>29469499
Hahaha you asked for it you gullible faggot
>>29469548
no bully, delet this now
HAHA OH WOW
this shit actually happens?! No way
No one is here for my birthday like always
>>29469445
Happy birthday friend
I am original
>>29469445
I wish you happy birthday anon, don't worry, things will be better one day.
>>29469445
Happy birthday anon! :)
Hope things get better for you
How do you deal with the fact that "fuck buddies" is actually a real thing that happens in the World?
Like how do you cope with the feelings of bitterness and despair that ensue when you realize that "sexual relationships" are actually a common among attractive guys?
I am fucking furious right now because I just read a post on /v/ about a guy who knows a cute girl that will literally come over whenever he wants just to get fucked by him.
What did he do to deserve that? What did I do to not deserve that?
I literally lost the genetic dice roll and he won.
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME IM LOSING IT
sorry. just dont think about it too much, i guess. who knows if it's real or not, anyway?
he probably just got lucky. he can't be too far above you, so all you need to do is get lucky too, i guess.
>>29469494
I dont think about it either. But then I saw this post and now I'm thinking about it.
Do you say oregano
>oh-reg-ah-no
Or
>oh-ray-gah-no
>>29469374
O-REE-GA-NO
OREGANO
>>29469374
orreh'g - ano
>>29469374
the first one
>also
>mfw american'ts say "way-foo" instead of "why-fu"
My belly huuuuurts!
MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMYYYYY!!!!
>>29469356
What is it son?
>>29469356
Maybe I can rub your belly? :3
Nevermind me, just testing stuff.
Stories of when people pissed you off
I have a fresh one
>didn't shit yesterday
>feel constipated until today
>nature calls and I finally go to take a shit
>sit down on toilet
>let the shit flow
>telephone rings while I'm taking a shit
>telephone is in the other fucking room
>decided to stand up and get it anyway, could be an important phone call
>break my comfy excretion and waddle over to the phone and pick it up
>dial tone
>mfw
Some asshole ruined my shit session and didn't even answer, now I'm stuck on the toilet trying to shit out what I had to excrete. Fuck people who call and then put down the phone immediately once someone picks up. You guys ever get that type of shit?
>>29469306
kek, u got btfo
bump for more stories
original comment
>>29469306
you own a telephone?
>treated like robot scum by normies
>treated like normie scum by robots
Fuck I literally don't fit in anywhere I this god forsaken dirt ball
>>29469275
>no responses
brutal
>>29469275
Welcome to cyborgville friendo.
Half man. Half robot. Roboman. (Now in theaters.)
What can I do to feel like a girl inside
feel a dick
>>29469230
Have a man's penis inside you.
What can I do to feel a girl's insides
>normies actually spend money on ripped jeans
80% of humanity has garbage fashion taste
>>29469228
>normies wear pants because otherwise they'd be arrested for "going outside"
>>29469228
can someone explain to me why ripped jeans are so in fashion at the moment?
i have no idea about fashion, but i wore ripped jeans i bought ages ago recently and someone asked if I was "into fashion" as my clothes were fashionable, especially the ripped jeans.
>Anon have you tried talking to people?
>Just join a club!
>Get out of your comfort zone
>>29469262
>just go to the gym
>just get a haircut
>just talk to girls
>>29469262
>Anon you have to try to talk to people
>Anon you have to stay for several hours afterwards for it to work
>Everyone else can make friends so there's no reason you can't
Do you shave your genitals? trim?
Yeah i trim the bush and shave the balls, my package is looking fly.
>>29469141
Trim sometimes. Shaving sounds like it could hurt with some stubble growing back. I don't think it would be worth it to do it.
I also really like some pubic hair on women, bald vaginas are legitimately weird to me
>>29469141
I trim the bush short and shave my balls and shaft. I shave my balls because it feels good but I shave my shaft because it looks and feels gross.
