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crippling depression can be a song
share the one you know
i begin
https://youtu.be/7XmDYJBZZdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zzLU1ato2w
this song destroys me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anmtXXf88cc
sad but chill, imagine feeling trapped within your mind in a dark room, staring out a small window as rain pours down the glass.
>>29468484
step it up fampai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FukU7WtIY
I'm fat!
>possible to lose weight
>multitudes of programs and strategies
>doctors that specialize in that field
I'm ugly/I have acne!
>Plastic surgery is more common than ever
>Plethora of creams and formulas to reduce acne and other superficial abnormalities
I'm a really short guy!
>You can pay 80,000 USD for 2 more inches of height and most likely live in crippling pain for the rest of your life
>Just beeeee urself:^))))) bzzzz bzzzz
The way I see it, if you are not short, you have a potential to make it, but there is nothing I can do to get taller.
>tfw my ultimate fetish is to cuck a super manlet like OP and pound his gf as tears stream down his cheeks and he thinks about suicide
>>29468361
Its a shame, even if I manage to get /fit/, have to great job bringing in money, have a decent face, and be personable, they'd still only see me as a plan b in case Chad doesn't call them back.
The only hope is to try and get a girl with a lower average height than whites/blacks, but even then a Asian or South American girl would rather have a tall white then a short white.
I just want to be able to eventually find a longterm gf that'll stick by me, just has to be a 6 or above but the odds of that happening are nonexistant since my height will always make me a 5 or lower.
You're not a man, you are a literal child. Kill yourself
guys please help to clear the air on the traits of robots
here are the current polls
the first one is the most recent
http://www.strawpoll.me/10556515
here are the classics
http://www.strawpoll.me/10548967
http://www.strawpoll.me/10546379
suggestions for improvements and general comments are always appreciated
>>29468359
please leave an occassional bump here to assure the threads stays alive for a while im going to bed soon
>>29468359
good night robots spread the polls while im sleeping please if you are interested in the results
This comment right here is a bump
The more time I spend in "normie" society, the more I realize that almost none of the shit that r9k parrots is true.
Awesome, i'm so glad you fellt the need to come here to say that.
Funny, the more time I spend in normie society the more I learn about how the shit /r9k/ says is true.
>>29468301
Found the normie
Please fuck off and get and STD you piece of shit
Why does the Internet try to guilt-trip guys like me? Women either ignored me or mistreated me my whole life, and I feel as if I am deserved the luxury of avoiding them as "revenge".
Yet apparently, I am expected to "MAN UP" and "BE A REAL MAN" now that I'm 24, and Chad is pumping and dumping sluts like there's no tomorrow.
I am going to keep avoiding women, but why am I expected to save them or some shit? I get angry now when they give me attention.
>>29468277
Bump for exposure, fuck.
>>29468277
Duuude take it easy. I'm pissed to. The whole alpha/beta dynamic is shit. Women planned that long in advance; that they would party and live hedonistically in their 20s before settling down with a provider in their 30s for an easy life. I also don't intend to play into this, but always be open minded. There might be nice girls out there, just don't fall their cunty lies. Not sure marriage will ever make any sense though. I'll probably just try to get ordinary relationships forever I guess. Women have jobs now, they don't REALLY need me. They will always be fine.
>>29468456
You sound like a fucking faggot, You are trying to casually guilt trip me into serving women. Get cancer, faggot.
What games do you robots play? i wanna play something but can't get hooked on anything
Been playing Dark Souls pretty much non-stop for the last two weeks solid. Just collected the he lordsouls and now stuck on Artorias.
>inb4 casual or bad at games
Yeah, yeah, I know.
>>29468265
Dark souls is one of my favourite games but its become a meme game and now everyone shitposts about it with that out of the way
How are you finding the game?
What sort of build are you currently running?
What platform are you playing on?
Disgaea 2
That gladiator game for psp
ITT: we share ways to trigger normalfags
>say I'm dating a 16yo qt
>get swarmed with moralfags telling me how sick I am despite how happy both of us are
>say society has no problem with golddiggers poisoning wealthy husbands 20 years older than them
>roasties go full damage control
its fun.
>>29468179
Jeremy Clarkson met his wife when she was 15 and he was 23
Seriously look it up
>>29468179
It really depends on how old you are. Over 20 would be creepy.
>>29468179
Normalfags literally CANNOT comprehend the concept of holding women accountable for their actions. They cannot process such a concept.
Who here /thicc/?
I here /thicc/
Pic related
Who else here
>tfw no belly doggo
>>29468045
why are fat animals cute and i'm not ;_;
>>29468094
They just have rolls and rolls and rolls! And they'r fuzzy.
Look at him, he knows he's cute.
>TAKEN FROM THE OTHER THREAD ON /POL/:
Brit /pol/s listen -
I only just realised this - you HAVE TO VOTE AT THE POLLING STATION YOU WERE ASSIGNED TO
Mine is just over the road, but I noticed deep in a BBC article that you have to go to the right polling booth.
Funny thing is - loads of my Remain fag colleagues were talking to me about "yeah I'll pop to the polling booth near work later", which I sort of assumed was true, but it's not.
So yeah, make sure you get to the right fucking place!!!!
I guarantee shit loads of inexperienced Remain retards will go to the wrong place and not bother voting at all :^) in the fucking bag boys
bumping for visibility
bot needs to Leave
>>29468021
Remember autists, neetbucks could go up because the turks/allahuakbars who show up here looking to work and end up claiming benefits because they can't find work are taking your neetbucks.
>>29468021
You fags aren't going to leave the EU.
Because the EU is for fags. You're not cool enough to be a lone wolf like Ireland.
high on dxm and weed. Let's have a drug thread
Your using DXM wrong if you plan on shitposting while on it. Just lay back and listen to chill music.
vicodin for wisdom teeth is finally kicking in. any music reccomendations?
>>29468060
the chill kind of music you listen to when it's raining outside
So i figured out life to an extent....check this out:
>apartment
> $420/mo
>college
> $500/mo
>misc
> $200/mo
>emergency funds
> $300-600/mo
Total: $2200/mo
All you need is a job that pays $15/hr 40 hrs a week or get salaried. Its easy of you cant do it then move. Texas is king, just dont accept niggers or soccer whores, or whores in general
Good luck have fun.
You'll need more than $200 a month la
Damn that's a nice big dick
I'm a girl btw
>>29467994
>tfw my dick looks like this
>thought it was a pic of myself for a sec
how come my dick is darker than the rest of my skin?
any other beaners know this feel?
>And how many sexual partners have you had, anon?
>N..N...N...None
>Nine? Nine is a very normal number. Nothing to be ashamed of.
>>29467990
you're not just memeing me, are you?
>>29467990
>Nine? That's quite a low number for people your age. You don't have a negative attitude towards sex, do you?
When I went to the gynecologist for the first time at age 20 the nurse who was prepping me had to call in the doctor because she ran into something she didn't recognize right away. Apparently the nurse never saw a hymen before and freaked the fuck out.
Lonely?
Insecure?
No gf?
Tired of seeing the nomalfag bullshit on this board?
Wanna talk to other actual robots?
Join our discord
https://discord.gg/ZuMzY
No roasties or normalfags allowed
kawaii goyz in the hood
This is a real comfy server desu.
>>29468673
We like to make it a comfy place for robots free of drama, normalfags, and roasties
Join up!
>just be yourself bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoKA-a5vEEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldh6hTWMoDs
That honestly blew my mind, I knew women were whores but not to that degree.
>>29467936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G43Grbgupds
I got some news for you m8
>>29467834
What is in the first video? Can't watch in my country.
>fairly muscular
>6'6
>extremely deep voice
>weak af jawline
>can't grow a full beard
>Don't seem to have that ring around the eye
Could be worse I guess?
The game is simple
Whoever finds the hottest convicted pedophile in their area wins
Pic related is doing time in Seattle for getting it on with a fourteen year-old
>>29467776
She has very nice hair
>tfw you will never be raped by a cutie like her
>>29467776
>in the third degree
So it was probably completely voluntary and that kid probably fucking loved it.
