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>Atheist Youtube channel
>One video is about how everything is meaningless, humans are just evolved apes, there's no free will, there's no good/evil/objective morality
>Another video is about how evil Christianity is because it isn't pro-gay/pro-atheist/pro-trans/pro-feminism, and is homophobic/racist/Islamophobic/intolerant/hateful
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ah yes, a dumbass
plenty of those around
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>>29471208
It is kinda weird right? Like according to their own ideology people who hate gays or whatever have no choice but to be that way.

Then again I guess they have no choice but to bitch about it.
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>>29471315
he didn't say they were determinists. the real issue is that they say there's no good/evil, but then talk about certain stances being evil

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>tell doctor to prescribe me morphine
>gives me anti depressants
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>ask psychiatrist for meth
>he doesn't give me any
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>ask doctor for SSRI
>get prescribed adderall instead
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>ask for a lethal dose of morphine
>get a lethal does of morphine

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Kevin Federline with his children

Give me literally 10 seconds why you don't want 6 beautiful kids with a faithful woman that has an equally good job as you
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>>29470984
>10 seconds

That's how long Kfed lasts.
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Choose being in kfeds family or this one?
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>>29471264
KFeds a dancer for famous celebrities, I doubt the parents work jobs outside of a white collar cubicle job

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did you guys even hear about this or was it a normie circlejerk
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Gross, this was a thing?
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>>29470941
>live alone in tiny apartment
>hate life
>hate surroundings
>plan to end it all
>go to a rooftop
>prepare to jump
>the only thing stopping you is a bunch of preppy normies

Yes thats really gonna stop you from jumping
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>>29470941
>because it's so much easier to just walk in circles all night rather than listen to what the suicidal people are saying and not be dismissive

Come to think of it, this is a great metaphor for how society deals with severely depressed people

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>be Femanon
>be constipated

Any robot interested in shoving their hand up my ass and grabbing the hard shit log that's stuck up there?
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>>29470823
You can bet on it. There's always a thirsty beta that will do anything. It's sickening.

So where are you?
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>>29470886
I live in cali
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>>29470823
I'd pull out your intestines and have you live your final moments looking at a failure

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How do I talk to girls on tinder

I can do the opening hi how are you but beyond that I'm lost
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>>29470489
>I can do the opening hi
There's your first problem, friendo
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>>29470489
Just ask em to suck ur benis :DDD
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>>29470489
morph your face in photoshop to make it more prognathic

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>tfw on nofap day 3
>tfw currently deleting over 50 gigs of pornographic photos and webms saved from this shithole

feels pretty uplifting. the titillating jew has no hold on me. i'm keeping those amateur lesbian vids tho for when i want a good ol wank.

who else is ridding themselves of the porno jew?
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>>29470250
this is like the muslim who doesn't kill fags because he may want to fuck him
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>>29470250
>day 3
>deletes porn
you're gonna regret that m8, save the gems
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Who else here /quebec/?

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THERE SHE GOES
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN
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>>29470185
MESA
MESA
MESA QUE MAS APLAUDA
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THERE HE IS
THERE HE GOES AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UydqWS01g
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>>29470227
ZA ZA ZA
YAKUZA YAKUZA

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TIL My cats a thug
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>>29470095

he looks more man than you
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>>29470113
Probably. The fur ball is scary
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Thats a cool cat

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Just took a bong hit for the first time in 7 months, after dealing with a pretty insane addiction. It feels so good and with my generally addictive personality, I know I'm going back to my addict life and probably be homeless. I don't really care too much though.

how are your lives /going down the gutter/ robots?
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>>29469933
>took a bong rip
>probably be homeless
>going down the gutter

weed doesnt cause any of these things, being a lazy degenerate does tho
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>33
>NEET for last 5 years
>Moved back in with parents 6 months ago

I have a STEM degree and work experience. NEET time makes all that irrelevant.
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>marijuana addict

DUDE

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This was the day after Christina Grimmie died. Is he right? Should it have been said at all?
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>>29469905
What a total dumbass

people naturally feel more sadness when someone they know dies, when someone they can relate to dies, or when someone really talented dies.

The reaction was totally anticipatable and normal. This guy is a dumbass. What if his friend died- would he just be like "well we're all going to die one day so wtv". Even if that's true, it's still a sad event.

This guy is an edge lord and a stupid one at that
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>>29470027
desu he's being slightly edgy about it but he's right. no one actually cared, they just wanted to get some attention from a celebrity death. social media rip posts are the most disrespectful, cancerous posts, because theres no need for them. private messages to family members if you knew the family sure, but to post something like that publicly is always for attention and i abhor that kind of behaviour.

also i don't even know who either of these people are but my point still stands about condolence posts on social media.
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>>29470027
>This guy is an edge lord and a stupid one at that
Thats Onision, a well-known youtuber that a lot of kids look up to.

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> ITT we come up with names that doom someone to Robotdom.

Darrien.
Just doesn't sound like an Adults name. Your 30 year old executive named Darrien? Lmfao it's a kids name.
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>>29469820
Ben is pretty bad, or Benjamin.

Bennnnnnnnnnnn. Like it sounds so stupid
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>>29469851
I think you mean Benny. Benjamin Franklin isn't that bad.

It's not a name you'd tell your girlfriends about "I just fucked Ben!" but you can still have social life off of it.
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Gabriel. Literally has "gay" right in the fucking name. It makes it almost too easy. You're either a fat mexican or you don't fit the name.

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>be 26
>be schizoaffective and social anxiety disorder
am on litium
klonopin
geodon
and cymbalta
no matter how hard i try I cant fucking cum
any bros know this feeling?
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>>29469796
Yes, this happened to me when I was taking zoloft. Since zoloft was releasing lot's of dopamine or whatever. I once tried to cum for about 4 hours, and my dick was red and raw. Sucks a lot. But it eventually went away, still takes about an hour though.
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>>29469796
im on risperdal, I can orgasm but most of the time no cum comes out,
hate to think about this (im straight) but gay/trap and hardcore niche porn like grannies gettin anally fucked rough is the only type that still makes me cum buckets
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>>29470201
you might be gay anon?

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Has anyone here watched Her?
Decided to watch it today and I had some serious feels from this film, made me somehow feel happy and depressed at the same time

>That scene on the beach where he's explaining about his ex wife and how they grew to love each other and eventually grew apart
I was almost in tears
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the date he went on frightens me. For a girl to be 100% in to hanging out with you and then turning and calling you creepy because you weren't exactly what she expected you to be?
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>>29469753
i hate this movie so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and spike jonze
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>>29469809

Jesus, that scene was looking into a crystal ball.

I'm pretty sure that's how my dates would end if I ever land any.

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What are the benefits of being poor?
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dreaming big

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People doesn't stare at your car
You don't get tired from walking inside your house
Only one house that needs cleaning
If a robber breaks into your house you don't lose much
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closer to God's light

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