mom is having a great time looking after my sisters newborn
I wish I could have kids but alas I'm sterile.
I want to have a daughter and keep it far away from my mother as possible out of spite.
Having children is immoral.
oregano orginal
>>29473402
Dont worry anon you can have kids with bone marrow
Got my first job. Was a NEET for a month after school got out. Now that I've been working for only two weeks, I actually like being at work. My life is empty and unfulfilling outside of my minimum wage job. No girls, no sex and very few friends. Plus my family is fighting. I used to enjoy being a NEET more but then I realize that keeping busy and interacting with people for a couple hours a day is better than being alone in my room all day being depressed. Plus i get paid. Why not try and find a job NEET robots? It may actually help.
Cuz ur not a real neet people have been neeting for 5-10 YEARS not one month
Idk how a min wage job can enhance your life and not compound it all the morr
>>29473299
I live in the middle of nowhere where theres no jobs. I also have a college diploma rotting.
>>29473392
Yeah maybe for a month. But I also sat in my room a lot during school when I wasn't doing homework or studying. I also was a NEET during summers in college. Point being that staying busy at my job allows me to distract myself from my boring life. I have to interact with customers and be friendly. It takes me away from pondering and reminiscing about shit that makes me upset when I have too much time to idle around.
What's your excuse now autismos
http://aplus.com/a/women-in-the-uk-describe-the-looks-of-a-perfect-man-and-it-s-not-what-most-men-would-think-?c=6450&utm_campaign=i102&utm_source=a11303
>A study commissioned by Jacamo, a British menswear label reveals that when it comes to long-term dating 72 percent of women in the UK actually prefer men with the "boy next door" look as opposed luscious hulks.
Those are fucking losers. Besides that who gives a shit what women want in their beta provider? I want to be a luscious hunk. Intimidating men and soaking their bitches panties everywhere I go. I don't care if she doesn't like me because I don't like her outside of her sexual role in my life.
Besides that it kind of makes sense a clothing company for ugly fat people would try and spread the idea that women like fat ugly guys. I'm not like rippletits saying an adult male weighs 200lbs. If you're going to be skinny you better have a 6 pack though....
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>>29473285
That's what women tell men to put the omegas and betas like us down
Ultimately they all dream of getting banged by ultra handsome dark triad men, deep down. I'll never be that so I've given up
no shit.
lots of women like a pretty boy, not all women are attracted to hypermasculinity. if you look at the most attractive men they usually have a mix of masculine and feminine features.
>Tfw family plans on taking you with them on their holiday
>Tfw you really don't want to go because it's dysfunctional as fuck and they'll try to establish their pecking order with you at the bottom
What are some excuses i could use to bail out last minute on this (i already agreed to come earlier half-assedly out of pressure)
You could get sick the day of travel.
>>29473312
yeah op try doing this. good method would be to use a lot of public transport for about a week a few days before the trip and lick your hands after every journey. guarantee you'll get a cold or s/t
>pecking order
>on a holiday
???
A big, thick, but misshapen/crooked dick?
Or an average sized, but well shaped/proportioned dick?
>>29473243
I already have a curved dick, so the latter.
>>29473243
crooked monster.
>>29473243
crookedleft and up :^)
Who /pol/ here? I know we have many undercover /pol/ operatives on here. Let me know you see this.
Dr. Pavel? I'm /pol/
>>29473216
I'm /pol/ and I want to fucking die
M A G A
FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY
STOP SOROS
Just realized most people use lube to jack off
They complain that jacking off kills their ability to get it up for sex
But they use lube and its still a problem
I have never used lube once in my life
Time to end it all
Anon just think of it this way! If you ever DO get a girlfriend, you'll have inhuman stamina to make her cum a gazillion times! and girls can orgasm more than men!
the ED you're referring to is not related to lube during masturbation.
>>29473444
or he'll cum in a second because a vag feels better than dry calloused man hands (not that I would know)
How is it possible that human beings can be this illogical and stupid? I don't understand these people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU&t=1184s
Can anyone explain what was wrong with that one girl towards the end of the video? The one who was laying in the street screaming? She was all like
>"What is it take to get some help in this goddamn city!!"
>"Stop playing your goddamn games!"
And then she chased after him when she said
>"Get that camera out of my fucking face"
Like, why was she laying in the middle of the road? Was she trying to make a statement? I noticed...
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>>29473007
Turns out people don't appreciate having a camera shoved in their face. Who knew. Gtfo.
>>29473007
>its illogical to dislike when people are following you around recording you when its abnormal and you have no knowledge of their intent
Why do you guys want sex so badly? There's a lot if other enjoyable things like sports, movies, games, traveling... etc, but instead you all obsess over a wet hole.
I get wanting a gf to love but sex by itself doesn't seem that great.
>>29472970
Actually, they just want to lose their virginity. They think that after losing their virginity, they'll be accepted by society and become a normie automatically, which is obviously a meme.
But anon I want a girlfriend to have sex with and play video games with and watch anime with. I already watch anime and play games, I just want a girlfriend to enhance those things.
Well id rather not be a wizard. 19yo virgin here. I've still got a lot of time be for then. I just want to see what all the hype is about
What happened to Ciara?
I dont know, i dont care
>l<
Stop making these pedo bait threads
The mods keep deleting them for a reason you fucking scumbag
Leave the bitch alone you psycho
>>29472952
Did I miss something guys? I've been busy with /pol/ and just saw a nude of this girl. if so... help a brother out.
If you were to have a mission or objective in life, what would that be?
Like, killing the president, becoming famous, raping someone, etc and stuff.
Mine would be having a qt gf who loves me
Long term: High political office, after ~2 decades of public service work (primarily in law)
Why bother, live has no meaning anyway
I'm going to roleplay with this escort, gonna pretend shes my little sister and were home alone bored.
Then while shes in coming out of the shower I whip out muh dick, all 4.5''. We fuck and at the end I make her say:
"CUM INSIDE ME BIG BROTHER I WANT YOUR CUM"
How fucked in the head am I?
>4.5"
You have a tiny dick friendo
>>29472933
>whores care about your dick size
>>29472933
what you're doing is social engineering. who is paying you
Why don't you have a black gf yet?
>>29472720
YEAH NIGGA WHY YOU DON HAVE A SEXY BLACK BITCH NIGGUUUUUUUHHH
>>29472720
because the ass and pussy smell like a zoo just before cage cleaning time
>>29472720
I can't even get a plain gf, what makes you think I can afford flavors faggot
Guys- please, please, please watch the movie Charlie Bartlett.
Despite the main character recently dying, I rewatched the movie after hearing he passed away recently and cried for the first time in a move, not only because of his death but also because I, and I think a lot of people here, are able to heavily relate to the movie.
Please just watch it.
OK, only for (you) anon
But when I get back home
>>29472795
You're going to forget :( Please watch it, although it did poorly in box office and critics bitched about it - the film is so good and relatable imo and I am certain others would like/love it
Charlie Bartlett was wonderful.
If only we were all as decent, down-to-earth, loving and empathetic as Charlie was, and able to stand for our beliefs in spite of adversity.
RIP Anton, I cry for you.
>tfw looking under the bathroom door when my sister takes a shower
>watching her big white ass jiggle
>listen in and spy on her when she has boys over if I can
>want to fuck her so bad
>never will
>she would be out of my league even if we weren't related
just talk to her bro, whats the worst that could happen?
Do people really lust after their siblings? I want deets
>>29472701
disowned and shunned from his entire family?