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I don't see myself as a chad, but I fucked more than 30 girls.
I'm pretty average. But I know how to fix your fucked shitty lifes. Come on, ask an almost chad anything.
Did you know there is an >>>/adv/ board?
Please offer as shitty of an excuse as possible.
>>29469855
I just wanna know when is the right time to kiss a girl. Do i have to wait that she does it first, or am i supposed to do it first? Because i have the fear that if i try to kiss her, she will step back, and i'll look like a fucking idiot
24 year old virgin here.
I'm straight. I view women as the lesser sex. I aso have personality standards; (outgoing/warm/friendly/feminine. None of the women I know (admittedly, I've always hung out with the 'cyborg' crowd) fit that personality and I know I won't meet those sorts of women on Tinder or OKCupid.
What do you recommend, almost Chad?
Who here gone beyond measure ?
No amount of love, sex, food, money or anything else will ever fix it
And that's why most of us are truely here forever and ever
>>29469833
Why are you gone beyond measure? Where did it go wrong?
>>29469833
yes. what do you want to know more specifically?
I am only attracted to little girls.
My Indian Muslim parents are upset I have a gf.
On may 28th I graduated high school number 12 in my class with a 75% scholarship to a nearby good yet rigorous private university, second most exclusive in my glorious state of Texas (TCU for you faggots that will try and look it up.) It was all good, my parents were pretty proud of me.
However, I also got a girlfriend (half Japanese half white shinto) that I kept a secret from them because dating is haram. My parents ended up finding out after we went to the Renaissance Faire one day and quickly became very diappointed. They had a long talk with me about how if i date her I will not be able to achieve my dream of being a doctor and compared the wages of a warehouse worker at $11 dollars an hour and a doctor earning $100,000 a year. Despite the fact that she is #21 in her class and aspires to be a doctor like me, and is twice as hard working and honest as me (my gf got pretty upset when I admitted to her that I cheated in school sometimes.)
And getting a gf was the first time I did something socially successful, before this I would go to school, come home, sit down in my desk, open up my laptop and study and play vidya and browse 4chan all day. After I met her I started to have friends too but now that is all gone. And with summer in full swing my schedule is now wake up, play vidya and browse 4chan all day. Going out with her and friends was so much more fun than csgo every day, yet my parents took that away from me so I can focus on "studies". I play vidya all day, they do nothing. Get a gf and friends, they get upset because they will hinder my studies.
I only go outside for work now, so at least I'm not stuck in my desk the entire day. But on days with no work, it's not common for me to sit in my chair the entire day. I don't even have my own room, my 2 brothers and I all share two rooms collectively, one with our beds and second for "studying", where we all sit on our computers the entire day.
>>29469663
OP do not let them stop you.
If you can have a gf and still be a doctor do it.
Don't end up like me op, for the love of Allah make something of yourself AND be happy.
>>29469663
If she accepts you and your religion, I don't see what's wrong with dating her. Is it because she's not Muslim? Is there no way to convert her or something so your family fucks off? If not, you will have to choose between them and her.
>>29469663
Tell your parents that getting a nice job isn't everything. I'm on my way to get a pretty good job, but I'm starting to doubt if I'll even make it through university without killing myself.
Tell your parents that you have been blessed with someone who can help you make it through your studies and become a doctor, while also supporting you on a social and romantical level.
Fembots, what are the physical features in you that make you insecure and you want to change the most?
Fembots what will it take for you to date me?
>>29469646
my boobs, i wish they were smaller. also i have some kind of light stabismus, it isn't really noticeable but i wish i could get rid of it
>>29469646
>fembots
Not again
You turn around and see this, What do?
>>29469590
Look. It's the average belly girl.
>>29469590
hide and sage
>>29469590
I thought Batman defeated Clayface.
>So on your job application it says that you like feet
>Is this really true?
>>29469534
Yes, it's really true.
When I started going through puberty, I'd sooner notice a pair of legs and feet instead of tits.
>>29469534
Yes, it is.
Can I lick your feet, princess, please?
>>29469534
I fap to scat almost daily and I still don't get the foot fetish.
Is it because they are are gross or is it a domination thing?
>sleep for 12 hours
>still tired
>>29469467
>then have to get to work
that's because you OVERslept, dumbass
>>29469570
I set my alarm for 7 hours, still tired. 8 hours, still tired. 9, 10, 11, still tired. Faggot.
ITT: comfy pictures you have taken yourself
2am shot at winter
Sunset at the local lake
6am, late winter
why aren't you channeling your autism and lack of a social life into music?
I cant find the energy to make my own bed and you want me to learn a fucking instrument.
>>29469438
I can play an instrument, but I can't make my own bed. Playing music at least makes you feel like you're good at something, which is nice. Nobody ever got pussy for making a bed.
>>29469466
>Nobody ever got pussy for making a bed.
I did. My mom fucked me
>"you're a good looking guy, anon!"
>"hey, those girls were looking at you!"
please stop this. 18 yr old KHHV. no girl will touch me or is even remotely interested in me .
fuck off and stop saying this
>>29468930
>18 years old
Don't even worry you faggot just go to a club and kiss a girl of a similar age. That's what I did in your situation
>>29469049
>got to a club
Under 21s aren't allowed in clubs, m8
>>29468930
>minimalist wallpaper
>not a black pixel
>>29468930
>18
Nigger, stfu
I've been trying since I was 16 to get a virgin gf. I am now 27. Obviously I was never able to get one and now that I am getting old it will be "creepy" to date women that would be at the age they would still be virgins. Is it officially time to give up? Should I just go full on celibate? Let the family name die with me? How much does chemical castration cost?
Yes give up! Castration is a great idea too!
>>29468806
You can sell your testicles for a lot of money. Be smart about it.
>>29469056
Wait I can sell my testicles? Who would buy them?
Here is the fixed chart. Much better than that meme one.
I am a neurotypical graduate student training to become a psychologist. You won't find a more reasonable and accurate chart. I am not a robot. I merely spend my time working with all kinds of mentally ill people.
Thoughts?
This is dumb
You're dumb
>>29468796
How is one supposed to know if they have Dysthymia or major depression? Theres no real bench mark to base it off of.
>>29468796
yes, you're right; males with BPD are pretty much the worst people in the world
how's your relationship with your mother, /r9k/?momcest is most patrician fetish
>>29468688
She's a good mommy but nothing sexual unfortunately.
Probably coddled me too much for my own good. I'm 26 and she still cooks my meals and does my laundry.
Pretty good. She's nice. I don't want to fuck her or any of her friends. I wish I had access to milf pussy that would hold me, tell me sweet things before and after we have rough sex
Pretty bad. She's a depressed alcoholic and has been for my entire life. I moved out of her house 2 years ago and now everytime I see here I feel a terribe rush of anxiety.
Are your parents disappointed in you? How do they treat you?
they're dead
there's no one to disappoint when you're all alone
>>29468432
Why haven't you prevented it?
>>29468408
yea a little
they're fine with my career choices and what not, but they're always giving me shit about not being social
they also think I'm a narcissistic asshole for some reason
He finally got the time of the day. Discuss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trEORKT943Q
>>29468305
which is that one video where he spergs the fuck out?
>>29468338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1WXGWIqj9I
He has a radialist voice.
