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Is it women that are irredeemable, or is it me?
>>29467725
Why are her tits pink and she gets blush? Isn't the male water darker because it is colder?
>>29467725
I know a gal who's a tomgirl who is a misogynist who can't stand other girls and prefers to hang around guys, but she's borderline narcissistic.
I dunno man.
>>29467725
whats the picture with the little arrow supposed to be?
>tfw somebody stabbed me getting off the train
>walked the rest of the way home with blood seeping out of my ribs
>sitting here now probably bleeding out
>tongue feels numb and colors are going grey
lmao this is it lads
lucky bitch
RIP, OP. Hopefully you got laid.
Go to the hospital idiot
>"It's okay babe, your 6 inch dick satisfies me"
>>29467691
It doesn't bother me if womyn all flock to the huge cocked Chads.
What pisses me off is them trying to institute a gynocentric tyranny by banning sex robots/VR waifu porn.
>>29467708
It's the big dick guys that end up getting married and it's been that way for a long time. Why else do you think a woman would put up with a man for so long. I know so many women that are in shit relationships but say the same thing; "I only stay with him because he has a big cock".
>>29467756
Yeah I get that. The relationship ain't gonna work in the long term if you don't compare well to her previous partners. That's just how women are.
That's why I don't ever want to get married; way too risky (for me anyway).
sage shit like that!
>>29467658
You know they won't, we'll adopt anything that causes butthurt of any kind.
>tfw couldn't find borg wojak
>>29467658
Idk about you, but I'm feelin' pretty tight atm.
>>29467757
We need to evolve already.
How do we fight back against the /pol/fag invasion, /r9k/?
They are all normalfag chads who shit on this board with their meme ideologies despite having two separate boards for their disgusting activities. I don't care if you're nazi but keep that shit on /pol/ or daily stormer.
The /pol/tard agenda has been spreading from major platforms such as stormfront to 4chan, while some boards such as /b/ have been infested with this shit the contagion seems to spreading to other boards with no set topic.
Remember to hide and sage posts with words like "degenerate" accompanied by usually Hitler avatar of their choosing to try to entice weak willed robots to join in on their threads.
Don't let the /pol/fag propaganda get you, /r9k/
>>29465670
Shut the fuck up with this stupid invasion bullshit. I swear, the people bitching about it are worse than any "raid", which I doubt, because this place has been full of racists and faggots for a while.
>>29467644
Oh, hello project normalize faggots.
Are your cool namefags giving g you the results you hoped for?
I'm more concerned about normalfags
What are you drinking my fellow robots?
>its 0:35 on thursday
Planning to fap and go to bed.
It's 3pm here. After class I picked up a 24oz E 40 and a 25oz Natural Ice. I have like 2/5 of a bottle of rum left over from last nights drinking too but I'm going to drink the beer and maybe take a nap first.
Cloudy Lemonade from tesco
>tfw look good in mirrors but shit in pics
Do people see me as I see myself in the mirror or the pics?
>>29467471
You'll never know, really.
>>29467471
At least you don't have to deal with pic related
Afaik if taken with a shitty phone camera, the picture is usually heavily distorted because of low aperture (litte light taken in by tge camera) and narrow lens angle. A pic taken by a professional photographer will pretty accurately represent you though, although you will still look different irl. Generally your mirror image should be pretty accurate.
>tfw fell for the 16yo meme
what is the 16 y/o meme and how did you fall for it?
>>29467398
Have a good time in jail, cuck :^)
>>29467419
He fucked a 16 year old and is now facing rape and CP charges
I still don't get how the /lgbt/ faggots think they can be robots.
I mean they can get all the dick and ass they want with grindr or going to some gay bar.
Even the trannies are literally nowhere near robot level.
Being a robot is about being pure and not being able to achieve things because you are against the hedonistic life or you are just ugly and didn't find your ugly companion.
But these mentally ill people are just trying to find them among others for their own good.
I had kind of enough of being made fun of by some guys who think they are women.
It is literally disgusting to think that they come here to so call "laugh" at us robots while they are the ones who are dressing up as clowns and acting like idiots.
All those gay threads are making me cringe a lot.
We need to get rid of them.
>>29467343
>I mean they can get all the dick and ass they want with grindr or going to some gay bar.
this
get out
you do not know our pain and never can
all the trans and gay threads on this board are just paid shills trying to poison your mind, the reason they don't get deleted is the jew shill companies give admins and mods money
same thing with all the bbc cuck porn. it's spammed 24/7 and the mods don't do anything about it. HMMM I WONDER WHY
>>29467382
I know right, they literally live an hedonistic lifestyle. Suck dick and fuck each other.
And still claim to be a robot. It is like they are actually mentally ill.
Enjoy your few hours of freedom. Remember, bed time is right around the corner.
>>29467340
here it's 23:21
Good night wagecuck! Sleep early so that you wont miss your commute to work and have Mr.Jewstein yell at you for coming late.
>>29467340
Thisis true in some places, but here it's well past bedtime.
Quick! Get in here and claim your ASMRfu before all the good ones are gone. Pic related is mine, Fairy char.
>>29467304
>MandarinWhispers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_1vjXYyfQg
>>29467383
Mandarin is such an ugly language, but god damn she is cute.
amalzd
>tfw no business casual bf
>>29467226
Thanks, Doc.
Wearing a dress shirt, a blazer, khakis and loafers, btw.
>tfw no chaos cultist gf
>tfw live in Australia
>tfw a nice pair of jeans, dress shirts and shoes and a how do you do m8 in the morn is business casual
>tfw comfy and aussie
>that intense moment of emptiness right after you orgasm
if you were robb would you break your oath for talisa's pussy?
>>29467130
I just wallow in pleasure.
Don't give a fuck mate, I'm not ashamed.
>>29467130
You must be doing it wrong.
Why is suicide so associated with selfishness?
>>29467043
wtf where did you get this pic of me anon ;)
>>29467043
Because the normies related to the suicided one can't take responsibility for their utter failure at not being absolute shit to be around, to the point of driving someone to suicide. So they all wash their hands "he was crazy, he was selfish, RIP" and then go on with their normie shit
Because normies literally cannot stop thinking about themselves
>lost my v card last night with a single mother
>wake up, gotta get up to wageslave my life away
>i see her prepare breakfast for her kid
>she kisses him good morning
>think to myself "ha, kissed you with the same mouth that sucked me off last night"
>and then it hits me
>it was there all along, i didn't realize it until now
>my mommy kissed me goodbye to school every day with the same mouth that sucked my father off
This is the most saddening realization and worst feel I've felt in the past 32 years, easily.
I know this is a meme thread, but there are people on r9k that literally think like this.
>had a mom that kissed him before he went to school every day
>complaining
I hope this is a meme.
My mom was a virgin you fucking cucklord.
