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>gee anon, I was wondering if you wanted to go to Israel with me this summer. I've been wanting to reconnect with my roots and this is something that I really want you to be a part of... why are you looking at me like that? Wait... y-you are Jewish aren't you?
What do?
Hey qt. let's get some falafel and shawarma, on me ofc.
>>29462731
>you didn't answer my question anon, you're not a filfthy goy are you?
bitch do I look fucking jewish to you
What does it feel like to cum inside a girl without a condom?
Feels good man.
Originalmento.
>>29462695
why the hell did you use a webm including a nigger?
It feels so good you wouldn't believe it.
I wanna go jogging but too depressed to even try
Just start off with walking and work your way up
We believe in you
after few first times it gets pretty enjoyable
I'd still be jogging every other day if not for back pains it gave me
>>29462649
>increase pain tolerance
>that feel doesn't hurt so bad anymore
>die earlier
win/win/win, get out there, faggot
>>29462926
try incorporating some stretches into your routine, if you can. back pain sucks ass.
ok so youtube started a gender and sexuality some faggot bullshit campaing
anyway
based on the video you watch they tell you your sexuality
pic releated mine, pure red that means hetero
post yours
>>29462609
I don't have one
what does that mean?
Did you ever learn how to use periods in school?
>>29462609
>lame b8 m8
Anyone know anything about birdos
Saw this one fall out of a tree
Put it in a box. Taking it home.
Here it is.
I think it's a bluejay.
Can anyone help? What do they eat?
>>29462925
>what do they eat?
tendies and nuggies
Is Elsa Jean the hottest porn star right now?
>>29462449
>elsa jean viral marketing on 4chan/reddit
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>>29462449
her face looks legitimately retarded she must have some sort of syndrome
>>29462711
probably an alcoholl babby
Could Jahans get a gf?
>>29462408
pretty sure he is homosexual. And judging by the fact he was a female in his earlier videos from years ago, he is also transgender
>>29462408
i would suck those teets no homo
>>29462408
this thing should never reproduce. What the fuck.
>tfw the haircutter asks you what you want
nigga I don't know, I didn't go to hair school. I say I just want it short on the sides and lil longer on the top, and they always stare at me like I'm a retard and start shouting numbers like I know what they mean. 1/8. 1 , or a 2 , nigga i don't fucking know isn't this your job nigga.
>>29462362
just take a picture with you you fucking retard
>>29462362
my mum used to cut my hair for almost 10 years now
and that one time I went to hairdresser lately, same shit happened
why did I ever run from my mothers gentle hand?
>>29462482
>take a picture of a male model with the hair you want
>tell the haircutter to make you look like this
>get laughed at
yea no. I rather not humiliate myself
I want a gf who kicks me in the balls, takes my money and cucks me with chad
Anyone else into ballbusting or another pathetic fetish ?
>>29462320
>takes my money
Fck that
>>29462320
Haha holy shit, you might as well kill yourself.
>will never have a gf who knees me in the balls
>while in a rolling around on the floor she leans over pats me on the head and then takes my wallet and gives her self $200.
>tosses it at me and says so I'm gonna hang out with chad tonight.
How is the idea of free will and God knowing all such a hard idea for so.e people to wrap their heads around?
I mean, if God is omniscient, then he would know every possible outcome of every possible thing we do, how does that limit our free will in anyway? Why does this seem like such a hard idea for people to understand?
>>29462233
He would also know which thing specifically we do
>>29462266
And therein lays the flaw for, if God knew everything we did before we did it from birth and still punished us for our misdeeds, he setting us all up for failure. There is no freewill and I doubt God is the benevolent being Christianity makes him out to be.
>>29462233
>>29462266
Therefore he either
-can prevent evil and chooses not tonot all-good
-cannot prevent evilnot all-powerful
>trust God's plan dispite our purported inability to fathom it
If alowing evil is neccesary to advance God's all-good plan, why not aknowledge the importance of evil?
How's it going, robros?
Gonna share a story with you all because I'm feeling some weird feels at the moment & I have no one to tell.
So get comfy, friends, and feel a feel with me a while.
Here goes:
>be me
>life going better than it ever has
>the last year and past few months especially were a nightmare
>lost my job, almost got kicked out of my apartment
>best friend moves away because she finished her degree
>first girl I ever dated dumped me after the second date and I felt totally blindsided
>at my lowest a month or so ago an opportunity comes through out of nowhere
>good job in construction, which has helped me get in better shape and be less of a sperg socially
>can pay bills
>feels amazing, bros
>dont have to be NEET
>safe from being homeless
>in a few months can be free of debt and think about buying video games and shit even
>just super high on not being miserable
>slowly this gnawing nothing starts creeping in to my life though
>honeymoon fades
>realize I am just drifting through life
>the happiness I felt was actually relief at not being fucked over
>feel detached from everything for no reason
>lack even the energy for vidya or reading
>last night I have to prep a presentation for school since I have been getting a degree part time
>cant make myself do it. No motivation at all.
>selfdestruct.png
>need to get away and get outside of my own brain
>go out to my favorite dive bar to clear my head
>hang out with the bartender and the chef there who Ive become pretty good friends with over the past two years
>shoot the shit over beers, talk about all sorts of stuff. ASOIAF, news, philosophy, conspiracy theories, cooking.
>feeling pretty good, stave off the haze of listlessness for a while
>see watch, notice its starting to get late
>realize I need to leave and actually prep for fucking school stuff
>clouds start building again
>everything just feels like a chore
>after a little fight with myself I grudgingly decide to get up and leaveCont?
Cont
>before I do though, weirdest thing happens
>as if on cue, some qt comes up to me and slaps me on the back
>not gonna lie, sperged out for a second because no one touches me
>shes a pale, pretty chickpetite chick (shorted than Id like) but really pretty. Solid 7/10 in my book
> She had long dark hair and this enormous smile that just made me smile instinctively in response
>we chat for a bit (like 15 min, though it felt a lot longer), shes all over me & shes tipsy
>she seems really cool
>playing with my hair, getting really close, locking arms and complimenting my muscles
>felt awesome. Never had anything like this. 20 something KHV.
>tells me shes got to go get her friends, tells me to stay put and that when she gets back well all hang out
>say sure, because fuck schoolwork at this point. Head is swimming and I'm total diamonds.
>Plus I'm here with chefbro and barbro anyway. Whenever I hang with them time passes super fast anyway
>she lets out this excited "yaay!" and gives me this huge fucking anime hug and a kiss on the cheek before vanishing out the door to get her friends.
>barbro and I exchange raised eyebrows
>"Who the fuck was she?"
>"No idea."
>"Really? Seemed like she knew you."
>I shrug, he gets back to work.
>>29462628
Sounds like some of the crazy chicks I've met. They can be insanely nice, really generous with physical contact, and totally intoxicating.
So last night before going to bed. I read a lot of the new Archie comic and fell in love with Betty Cooper
That night I had a dream that I was a new kid at school and we fell for each other in the cutest most innocent way
Then I woke up and felt like shit
I tried taking a nap to relive the experience but it's lost on me
Yeha i get that too, dreaming of emotional intimacy and waking up to a ruined day. I wonder what god had in mind when he implimented that quirk.
>>29462193
>I read a lot of the new Archie comic
why
do people actually read archie
Communicate something important to you.
We won't care but your brain will trick you into thinking you matter.
I'm trying to help
I just want to connect to my bro. We live together and barely even talk.
yeah I find that image to be true.
I have a hard time putting what's in my head into words.
Race mixing isn't wrong when the woman is black and the man is white. They make very beautiful daughters together.
You should take your raceplay fantasies to another board.
>>29462026
>tfw whie guys are the most butthurt when it comes to race mixing and are also the biggest hypocrites
>>29462026
I wanna racemix senpai, to battle the inbreeding depression that is plagueing society. But not that many to racemix with in my region in Europe.
I met a Carribean one once, but she wasn't my type at all.
Where does wind come from
your mom's cunt
From a Giant White man who is an Ice Giant.
>>29462011
hot air rises, other air rushes in to fill it's place and wind is that air as it's moving
