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>that'll be $14.99 plus tip please
>>29466115
Sure... Where do I swipe?
>tfw no dogu to deliver pizzas to me
>>29466137
>Where do I swipe?
In my ass ;)
>tfw no pizza pupper to deliver my thin crust pizza
how does a neet robot with no tumblr or real interests or anything get a dumb tumblr slut daddy issues gf? like what do i start to cultivate to make myself attractive to a girl like this?
>>29466085
idkwatisthislol.tumblr.com
Imagine a guy who would leave his family behind to live his life. Act like him.
Although these women are the most hypocritical fucking idiots in this world and they are all mentally unstable psychos.
I want to literally drink their blood.
>>29466085
It would probably help to make a Tumblr, and blog about stuff she seems to blog about.
>goody two shoes my entire life
>never considered doing drugs /alcohol
>been wanting to die forever
Should I start doing drugs ?
>>29466039
If you really wan to, anon.
However, keep in mind most normies use drugs as a social lubricant. If you are doing drugs just to fit in, then you're social ability is what's in question not your moral integrity.
But I do recommend taking them if you want to ease the pain of it all.
What do you mean by drugs?
>>29466189
Literally any substance that affects your mind , even legal stuff
Thinking it could help me be happy
>tfw no isda skinning, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, pelikula watching, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
My gf is filipina. It's overrated
My gf is half flip too.
She's pretty cool but it doesn't have anything to do with her being a flip.
I like the brown skin tho.
>>29466198
True. Plus the dark nips are really nice.
Obscure feels thread
>tfw empty glass of milk on your desk is going rancid but you don't feel like moving it to the dishwasher
>big moth pissing me off by flying at my face at night while I'm on my phone
>don't feel like catching it and taking it downstairs to let it out
>don't want to kill it because I don't want to have a dead moth laying around and I don't want to clean it up either
>eventually catch the moth
>throw it under my bed so it'll stop bothering me
>that was 3 days ago
>haven't seen him since
>Being a lazy dirty faggot is obscure
>help out family all the time
>family constantly gets mad at me for not helping them
I should just leave.
>get a match on Tinder
>it's not a bot
>message her
>she replies, asks me out
>mfw I said yes
>mfw I have no idea where to take her
>mfw I have no idea what the hell I'm doing
>>29465940
Take her for fro yo or coffee. Talk about common interests. If you don't have common interests just ask her about herself. Interests, hobbies, etc. Clean yourself up before hand
If she asked YOU out, doesn't she have a plan?
Coffee shop.
Easy one buddy.
>Gosh stacy you were right! Anon really is obsessed with feet, look at how much our exposed soles are turning him on!
>exposed soles
Reading this phrase made my penis tingle.
Dump? Or no?
>>29467110
Yes? No? Op? Anons?
Everyday I see these rich girls with unemployed loser ass boyfriends. Why? I thought girls didn't like scrubs.
Because they are physically attractive.
Financial stability doesn't start factoring in until your mid 30s. For females, your 20s is a free for all for the most physically attractive men.
>>29465891
>I thought girls didn't like scrubs.
If you're a cute scrub they like you. If you're an ugly scrub you're just some creep who deserves to be homeless.
>>29465891
because they're hot. girls dont actually care about money or bmw's. all they care about is your facial structure.
>One (1) chance at life
>Born straight
>>29465805
Just bee urself and get a GF :^)
>>29465805
Maybe after suicide there is rebirth?
>Bhudda knew there could only be peace once you're off mr bones ride
>He didn't know the ride never ends
>>29465805
It's true. Gays can't be robots.
Who /untraceable/ here?
>No social media
>Never had an account using my real name
>No friends at all
I am one of the rare few who are completely untraceable. I could post my name and face on /b/ and nothing would happen to me.
It's a sad, lonely existence. But atleast I'm not on the kikes database.
Do it then.
Check em
>But atleast I'm not on the kikes database.
Do you own a credit/debit card? Are you on mommy and daddy's insurance policy? Have you ever taken a loan out for college? Own a cellphone? How do you pay for your cellphone? What name did you give when you registered your phone?
I promise that if push came to shove and you owed somebody something you could be found, easily. You're a miserable loser with no friends but you're hardly untraceable. The only thing you have going for you is that you're not even worth tracking.
>>29465767
But you're not worth looking for either
I've lost hair in my left eye brow and In the middle of my scalp I went to a dermatologist and he told me that my hair didn't match a pattern for Androgenetic alopecia but didn't say I had any skin problems but he did say the combination of both my eyebrow and my hair could mean alopecia area tag but the hair lose on my scalp didn't match the normal coin sized bald patches it's more of a lone of thin hair down the middle he said it could be a deficiency but that would only cover my scalp I refused to take a biopsy because I'm chicken shit any help pls
Bump with hairline
>shit eyes
>>29465973
I would've had green eyes if I wasn't half nigger
who here /derealisation/?
I believe it is literally the scariest thing one can experience. And I've discovered exactly what it is, and why it's so terrifying.
Ultimately, it isthe act of literally staring fear in the face.
I'll expand largely on this if anyone's interested.
Tell me more about your experience with derealisation. I have a great desire to learn more
>>29465690
what is it? it sounds impossible because fear doesn't have a face.
Here's a post I wrote explaining it:
>http://www.dpselfhelp.com/forum/index.php?/topic/54389-you-feed-the-fear/
Essentially, a sufferer of derealisation has conditioned themselves to associate total dissociation as being a threat, perhaps by being in a situation whereby they were unable to escape a fear-trigger (say, a really bad drug trip), and thus they observed their surroundings, which were radically altered in their fear-based perception of reality (though few know this happens, since the fear-based survival mechanism is quick and seamless), superimposing the fear onto the fear-based visual reality around themselves (which was never designed to be experienced and feared directly, but only to serve quick survival-based action).
Since visual reality can't be escaped, one is forced to stare fear in the face; and since fear can take any form, in this case it takes the form of everything.
I fucking hate my school
idk, meme of the week is quite an honor.
>goes to school
>complains about normies
>>29465680
meme of the week! Good for you, pepe! Be happy.
How do we fight back against the LGBT/Tranny/Trap/Femboy/Faggot invasion, /r9k/?
They're all normalfag degenerates who shit on this board with their faggotory despite having two seperate boards for their disgusting activites. I don't care if you're gay but keep that ERP shit on steam or skype.
The LGBT/liberal/jew agenda has been spreading from major platforms such as youtube to 4chan, while some boards such as /b/ have been infested with this shit the contagion seems to spreading to other boards with no set topic.
Remember to hide and sage posts with words like "boipussy", "femboy", "prison gay", "trap" accompanied by usually an anime avatar of their choosing to try to entice weak willed robots to join in on their threads.
Don't let the faggot propaganda get you, /r9k/
>>29465670
Seeing things you don't agree with won't hurt you, anon. Just ignore it. "Fighting" it just makes it stronger by giving it attention.
>>29465692
"just ignore it bro and it and they will go away"
Why does this advice never work? I'm saging, hiding and reporting all of their threads and I guess that's all we can do. Is no one else agitated by this?
>>29465868
You can't control other people no matter how hard you try. Getting angry at them and insulting them just gives them what they expected. Spamming garbage and memes just bumps the threads and gives them more of what they wanted. There's nothing active you can do that will force people to stop posting here. Only the people who are ignored stop posting.
Why doesn't /r9k/ know how to talk to women?
Literally cringeworthy tbqhfams
>>29465656
The only time I can't talk to women is during intimate moments or sex, that's when shit gets awkward.
>>29465686
Or if you're just a boring cunt.
