>beat depression by just smoking weed and being myself
it's literally that easy
>depression is real
i'm tired of this fucking meme.
>>29463361
what if I cant get weed?
>>29463361
yeah it was for me too, but you'll keep smoking and in a couple of months you'll start to feel that even weed doesn't help relieve the weight of the universe
It's my 30th birthday today. I've vowed to leave 4chan. Any last words?
See you, space wizard.
You should buy me a husky before you leave.
>>29463345
See you tomorrow.
This was an original comment.
Whats your chillout songs been this week anons? share your songs with fellow robots
If anyone wants it i may make a playlist on youtube for all you robots to listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldnT46oCrs&index=14&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aHZGBIu8oPMlT82ZIbiwRsP
>>29463151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LOoRJ0s0rw
Relaxes me like no other
https://youtu.be/RCRXobvs9_I
>>29463151
Do you mind electronic music? I know some really chill songs I can share with you guys.
Everybody likes somebody else showing an interest in their life or being asked of their opinion or just for information. Let's try to keep this /comfy/ as possible.
This works by person A answering the question from the post above, and then posing a question for person B. Repeat. I'll start.
Do you have any pets?
>>29463084
No
The end ......?
>>29463155
Tell me about yourself, I won't elaborate on myself because truthfully I'm uninteresting and that isn't some silly false modesty or something similarly stupid.
You're not that anti-pet poster, are you?
>>29464226i like to get fucked up on strong downers mixed with alcohol
What more do you need to now lol
If you girlfriend was friends with him, how would you deal with it? he's got the body of chad, but the face of a qt
>>29462969
By not being a lil bitch like you
I would become gymbros with him and probably ditch my girl
gains>girls
>having a girlfriend with male friends
ISHYGDDT
hey wagie, how's your day at work going? I've just been living the good life of waking up at 12:30 to the smell of mom cooking bacon and my father having given up on converting me to your kind. "Shitposter" is the best and most superior vocation to ever grace this earth, and even someone with a superiority complex like yours could break down and realize that I'm right.
You know, browsing 4chan at work can get you fired or worse if your boss is dumb enough, since 4chan is viewed by uneducated normies as a porn/pedo/???? site. It'd sure suck...
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So do you study something or..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdoynCu6F8
wagies will never recover
>>29463369
time's running low, wagie.
quit your job while you still can.
video games are awfully free on piratebay
Foolproof way to learn any Ianguage:
>Iearn 3 hundred most common words
>read newspapers
>watch tv
>you will pick up on the subtle nuances of sentence structure
You are now a master of the Ianguage
Works every time!
Find a flaw.
>>29462900
How many languages have you learned with this method that you keep creating threads for?
Learning a language is the most pointless thing.
>>29462900
keep up the good work m8
i like your pepe taste
>phonecalls
>pictures
>group pictures
>feminists
>people that use facebook
>extroverts
>>29462883
thanks for the anxiety.faggot
>interviews
>public transport
>using an unfamiliar machine with an impatient line behind you
>group work
>himself
>>29463013
>public transport
u wot? thats the only way for robots to get around. people with licenses cant be robots because they had to have someone teach them how to drive or had enough money for drivers ed
>when anon says "but that's wrong" in reply to your comment
>>29462874
>when the gif isn't animated
>when dad finds the pizza decombobulator
>When someone replies 'this' to your response
Greetings fellow INTJs and lesser minded creatures. Allow me to tell you about my day.
The first thing I did when I woke up was manipulating the stock market to generate massive quantities of money. This hobby has allowed me to free myself from physical labor.
After that I met an ESFP female. This girl was the complete opposite of me, closer to a cockroach than to someone like me. Anyway, with careful planning I had managed to seduce her, only to reject her right after. Us intellectuals have no need for the company of simpletons.
And last but not least,...
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>t. INTP
Isn't it ironic that although INTJs are supposed to be autistic, it's non-INTJs who waste their time false flagging like this?
>>29462856
>INTPs so buttmad they false-flag as INTJs to feel better
lmao
>>29462978
>>29463075
I did tell in my post that roaches need not apply. If only you knew that you are mere pawns in my chess game.
I cant believe it i usually dont feel anything when I hear that celebrities die or that anyone dies at all, I just cant believe Odd Thomas is dead
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/anton-yelchin-died-one-minute-223700702.html
I have literally never seen him in anything and was completely unaware of him.
>>29462881
watch some of hes movies hes a classic
>>29462835
It made me sad too, OP. Odd Thomas was my only hero.
>I use Reddit *TIPS FEDORA*
>>29462820
>I cast shotgun its supper effective
i cant believe i used to wear one of those stupid things
>>29463236
They princely busy didn't suit you that much
Well robots, I'm pretty convinced the internet has ruined me.
>Summer of 2014
>16
>Lonely kissless overweight virgin
>Brony, long ass stupid looking hair, horrible acne
>Meet someone online (I forget where)
>Another dude in the same situation
>Start talking to each other online
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Mommy is always right, anon. Listen to her.
>brony
and you lost all of my sympathy
>>29462730
Get your life toghether. Stop wasting your time watching a girls show, get a fucking haircut, work out a bit, become a decent human being.
You get no simpathy from me. Right now, you are just a straight failue of a person.
Good part is that you are still young. I hope you'll realize how much of a cringy fuck you are in a couple years.
We've currently got some people in here jamming. Join us.
plug.dj/the-groove-room
Banpu for further music sharing.
Come get cozy and listen to some music.
>>29462728
I thought plug dj was killed?
Do you ever stop to think about how human heads are actually pretty gross? So you have the face literally hanging off a sphere that houses a pulsating lump of neural tissue. The hair hides this but shave a head, even the head of a cute girl, and you're left with something that resembles the bulbous abdomen of a poisonous spider.
>>29462713
That's why bald men are so disgusting
So, what's the alternative, then? How should we look? I can think of a lot of grosser things, but really it's all relative.
>>29462713
Very true. I had at a couple of moments in my life the exhilarating privilege of seeing human faces for what they are, namely just as a collection of sensors. You suddenly just see a lattice of holes and ridges: eyes, noses, mouths, lips, earlobes, earholes, each being with effort hollowed out or, conversely, pulled out by evolution. Indeed like a bug's face. It's bizarre.