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>For most men it's easy to talk to women
>For most men, women will return their conversation with a smile
>For most men, women don't look at them with disgust
HOW THE FUCK
>>29460988
They're called social skills. You have to work on them.
>>29460988
I doubt this is the case for you or anyone on here and you make up these horror stories so you dont have to make any attempt at female interaction tbqh
>>29461002
>I have a problem
>lol no u dont
Wow, you must be a therapist
>when the shower curtain touches your leg
>when you sit with your hairy wet ass on the couch and its full of hair and shit
>when your towel touches the toilet
>when you are in the shower and mom says she needs to pee
>sneeze
>no one blesses you
>>29460890
is " gesundheit " really a common germanism in the english-speaking world as a reaction to sneezing ?
>bless someone
>THEY DONT FUCKING THANK YOU
>watching twitch stream
>caster sneezes
>everyone in chat types "gesundheit" instead of "bless you"
How do you even go and talk to a girl randomly? Without any sort of context?
What are you supossed to say, and not be super weird? I mean, say a chick is reading a manga and you happen to like manga, there you have some sort of context/reason in order to talk to her. But what if there is nothing?
>>29460869
Essentially, if you have to ask, you'll never know.
Something humorous and witty is ideal.
I wouldn't recommend attempting such an approach straight away though.
>>29460869
you dont, asking out strangers on the street is a meme and makes you look like a serial killer
in reality all relationships are started from people who already know each other through friends/work/class or in a designated pick-up forum like a dating site or club
Listen up fags! Being a 20 year old and having spent the past 3 years in NEETdom,social ostracization,borderline obesity, suicidal depression, and virginity I have finally solved all these problems(I shit you not) by realising that "spending all my life in my room and browsing 4chan won't find me education,a gf or health" so I did the following
1)Stopped Eating bad food(you know pizza,Chips that kind of shit)
2)Joined an MMA gym (received a lot of ass kicking but learned to dish out as well) and became as of currently almost Chad tier
3)Started studying in order to get accepted into university and do something in my life
4)Started to socialize and going to Bars and Clubs where I managed to get laid (and nearly got Chlamydia)
5)Keep good relations with everybody (family,teachers everyone) to ensure future opportunities
That all stated last summer and now I pretty much became a normal person, (met a girl which currently is my 8/10 gf,Entered the department of chemical engineering in my country's best university,got good-looking)do the same annons it's not difficult once you believe it...
>>29460796
Congratulations on coming out of your shell, Chad. We're proud of you.
>>29460796
>taking life advice from a kid
nah LMAO
>>29460817
Man have I spent some fucked up days in my life
>women your age are now in the "mature" category on porn sites
>Women your age usually have around 2-3 kids and a decent career with a loving husband by now.
Oh well, I still hold some hopes for being a cuck to a girl who chad left after she got fat.
At least then I wont be lonely, even if it's pathetic.
>>29460734
well you're right about the 2-3 kids part
>>29460734
That's false though. Birth rates and marriage rates are constantly declining.
Fuck off our board
t. /fit/
>implying /fit isn't /r9k in denial
small t. is for memes
you should use big T. for being serious
>>29460746
Are you Finnish? Sorry but they're the only authority I trust on this meme
Post gifs, images, music, and anything else related like stories about or tips on how to be comfy.
Here's a music playlist compiled by the /r9k/ rabbit room:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLT63IyFYjNqAj8fMEdQro2tO2IzD8NRH-
573 vids so far. Join to help add music to it
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36please come back yura
This fucking soundtrack, holy shit. Especially with a thunderstorm outside and some weedlmao.
>>29460625
My favorite album. I imagine it would be nice listening to this while cruising around a beach.
>>29460739
Forgot to attach Iink:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7at_mpr_Npc
who /weed/ here?
pretty baked right now m8
>>29460587
14 year old spotted
How's summer?
>>29460615
you're so mature i bet you do much harder drugs
>>29460587
I don't know why weed as seen as a normie drug if you do it at home alone
Why do you hate women, my friend?
Because they are worthless and it makes me mad
I don't, I'm more comfortable around women than men desu
>>29460476
Because I can't have them. If I can't treasure my love with them, I'll feed my hate towards them.
First day on tinder, how am I doing?
I wanted a hundred matches by now, but is okay
Fuck you chad
This board isn't for you
>tfw get a match with a qt
>send her a gif to say hello
>she doesn't respond
I could get 41 matches in a couple days too if I right swiped every pig I saw.
How does an ugly fembot get an attractive bf?and please do not tell me to date someone ugly or within my league. This girl is not only ugly but she's also black, yet she managed to get a bf who is cuter than her. How do they do it?
>tfw so ugly you can't even get a nigger gf
shes cute though for a black girl
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What do ausfags think about hamish and andy?
Do other countries robots know these guys?
fucking TERRIBLE thread dude
Fags
Like those Ant and Dec fags from Britain
Fags
>>29460386
Yeah, what the fuck were you thinking OP? This is a terrible thread.
How do I deal with immense rage?
I'm usually not easy to anger and in the last 24 years I only had one other moment where I was as angry as I am now.
The reason for the outburst was more than an hour ago now and neither my body nor my mind can let go.
yet you're calm enough to sit and type a long blogpost ;^)
>>29460375
your body NEEDS pussy my boy
get a punching bag and beat the shit out of it
get fit and purge at the same time
>Be 23
>Have a qt manager a few months younger than me
>Strikingly resembles Jennifer Garner
>Very touchy and flirty with me
>Consider giving it a shot because why not
>Nope, brand new 19 year old Chad employee gets in there first
>Manager is now pregnant with his baby
now he's on child support for the next 18 years, so who really wins?
>>29460311
The child, because he/she inherits Chad and Stacey jeans.
>>29460298
>avoids getting stuck with loaded woman
>thinks he's losing
Are you mongoloid?
