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hes literally /r9k/: the character
If a robot was given power, I can totally see a kylo thing going on. Instead of a vader obsession it's the supreme gentleman.
considering darth dumbass is such a powerful and infamous supervillain he could easily get virtually any space whore to fuck him, so no, he's literally the opposite of us
This man is quite literally /r9k/: the character
If an 8/10 Stacy agreed to be your gf but you had to let her go out clubbing alone with her friends on the weekends, would you accept?
Nope. Not some fucking cuck that will willingly let my girl fuck other dudes. Unlike most people here, I'm not desperate for a girl. I'll wait for one I like and if she never comes along then that's okay too.
what do you mean "had to let her?"
pretty sure being in a relationship doesn't mean you now dictate what she does in her free time
If you're so worried she's going to go to a club and fuck some chad then just end the relationship familia
Sure
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>roommate gets home from work
>he immediately goes to the fridge to drink some tequila mixed with koolaid and Gatorade
>make a comment about him drinking so soon
>he says he has no work tomorrow so he's getting drunk tonight
>he proceeds to wash my dishes I had laying in the sink before going into his room with a glass of tequila koolaid gatorade cocktail and closing the door
>he has been playing music kind of loud for awhile so I go to his room to ask him to turn it down
>open his bedroom door
>it's dark
>his laptop is on and he's playing a Giles Corey song on repeat
>roommate is sitting on the floor with his back against his bed
>his pants are off and there are various cuts on his thighs (the cuts weren't deep)
>he has towels nearby for cleaning up the blood
>turn on the lights, take away his razor and turn down the music
>sit beside him and see that he has scars all over his thighs
>have a stern talk with roommate about why he's doing what he's doing
>he tells me he isn't suicidal, but drinks and self-harms and listens to music to cope with his depression
He's usually a really outgoing guy. I had no idea he had so many demons.
>>25982828
Offer to watch a movie with him after work. Don't ask him how he's doing, or anything, just give him something to escape the world for a while. There's a solid chance he'll shoot you down but keep at it.
>>25982828
You should dose him out on some LSD so he can exorcise the demons and begin the healing process
Make him watch Kiniro Mosaic.
who /treats/ here?
post your favorites.
Sirloin steak
>>25982697
jus had some of my sisters brownies, they were good af
>>25982697
can you suggest some delicious treats i am going to the store soon thank you. ( love you mommy()
>tfw I'll never live in a perfect and comfy animu world with my waifu
This world is shit, can anyone really blame me for constantly living in daydreaming and escapism fantasies?
>>25982480
They can, and do
They are also laughing at you
>>25982499
I'll be laughing at them too
>>25982480
Yes. That sentiment is not as profound as you think it is.
Watch this, and tell me you don't want to kill yourself six times over.
https://youtu.be/hCeMgtoRago
What are your thoughts on tattoos? I'm thinking about getting my first one.
Le original memes
>What are your thoughts on tattoos?
they're for fags
>>25982375
if you want to be different, then don't get any. Ozzy Osborn said something to that effect, consider that.
>6 a.m., day after Christmas
>I throw some clothes on in the dark
>The smell of cold, car seat is freezing
Continue op.
Fuck you robot fuck shit ass nipple 42
I was just banned from /gif/ for no apparent reason.
It's probably because you broke a rule
you weren't lusting after traps hard enough
>>25981991
i started taking pictures when i get banned for no reason
Year is 3016.
All dead are being revived by cryogenic technologies.
You wake up.
This is the waifu age.
A government worker hands you this sheet.
Please fill it for your waifu.
You two will live together in a comfortalbe house and you two together will have to work a total of 48 hours a week (you can split that time)
yes please.
ive waited for so long.
Why they hell is it so large?
>>25981954
>tfw this will never happen
Why can't we have even one small victory?
Go to /r9k/, they said.
It's the old /b/, they said.
There's no Loli threads, they said.
No Trap threads, they said.
Less young kids, they said.
Less shitheads, more good threads, and people with problems with their heads
pretty much that. Just come here to bitch about depression and talk life stories.
>>25981811
>post on b all day every day
>suddenly notice a new board got added
>robot9000
>didn't look at it for months because I thought it was about literal robots
>one day go over all of the boards out of boredom
>see threads about feels and virginity that I can relate to and people actually discussing
>never go back to b
>>25984433
>>25983014
>>25981811
It's the shock img threads that threw me off of b, I don't mind it but having gore thrown in my face at random isn't exactly a good thing to come across.
Why do you hate Nirvana, /r9k/? Kurt Cobain was literally a robot.
>Grew up a social outcast
>Was bullied in school
>Had a stepbrother named Chad, who he bullied
>Stayed in his basement away from everyone
>Did drugs
>Drank heavily
>Purposely played his less popular songs at concerts to piss off the fucking normies
>Became less happy when he was married
>His wife pushed him to attempt suicide
>Eventually became an hero
>>25981754
Who said I hate Nirvana?
>>25981754
>eventually became an hero
COURTNEY LOVE KILLED HIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25981754
Who on 4chan hates Nirvana? Except maybe /pol/.
Guys, do you show your teeth when you smile?
>>25981606
no anD thats not you
>>25981674
stupidest comment i've read today.
when did op iomply that was them?
>>25981674
You're right, that's not me. Thanks for clarifying that for everyone who's retarded, like you, who needed a second or two to realize that I'm not this beautiful girl or the 60 year old woman highlighted. Thank you good sir.
>2016
>not having an ugly girls folder
wtf is your life?
I use to save pics of grills I thought were extremely attractive, but I've not done so in awhile.
>>25981359
>not having a cocochan folder
what is wrong with you all?
>>25981359
Start posting them, please.
Why am I always tired and unmotivated to do anything?
Are you getting enough vitamins?
Apparently this is depression, same for me
>>25981291
whats the easiest way to get vitamins, should i buy multivitamin tablets
>2016
>Justifying Racism
>>25981004
Fuck off nigger, I Don't need to justify shit
>>25981004
>2016
>being a nigger lover
American Negroes are objectively inferior culturally and intellectually. Everyone knows this and only a few brave souls admit it publically, at great detriment to their reputations.
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