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Let's settle this shit once and for all.
Which is the coolest pokemon?
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>>25989034
Wailord. Had a deck rocking three of these and some Deluge Blastoise and it fucked shit up.
Coolest evar. Also I haven't followed Pokemon since Gold/Silver so yeah.
>tfw boyfriend just leeches off of me
>tfw he's literally a failed musician
>tfw supporting a man-baby just for the sake of love
You basically experience what most beta-males experience themselves when they fall for a roastie.
>>25987065
kek i bet he's a chad so you don't care
what a dumbass
>tfw he doesn't ring agsin after the first date
What is the worst thing that happened in your life?
>>25992058
This picture makes me so mad.
AH HAHAHAHAHA oh man beta orbiter cucked hard AGAIN. They never learn.
>>25992058
If she's holding the phone, then WHO IS CAMERA?
I've been begging /r9k/ for weeks and weeks and the start of the primaries is right around the corner.
For the good of America and for the future of your families and children, I urge you to vote for Donald Trump. He's the only candidate who can get us all jobs that pay better than $19/hour and he'll put a firm stop to all of the SJW nonsense we have to deal with now!
He's going to give everyone a tax refund and we'll all be able to get better waifu's because of him
PLEASE, Please join me. Vote for Trump and save America
>>25992046
Vote for bernie faggot
>>25992066
No yoi shit head. Trump is the only candidate who cares enough to make America great again and end the senseless faggotry
>>25992046
Trump wins = Butthurt tumblrina mass suicide
Trump doesn't win = Butthurt /pol/ mass suicide
For me, that's a win-win!
Femanons
What is your chosen form of contraception at present and why is this?
"Nothing" is also an answer. I would like to hear your reasons for this.
Anons, is this something you speak to a girl about before you fuck her, or do you just assume she's using something?
Condoms while waiting for oral contraceptives to kick back in. My prescription got fucked up and I had to wait so long to consult a doctor that my junk went out of sync.
I'm currently in a long term relationship and pills are the cheapest (free, thanks Obama) and safest option.
>>25991588
>Anons, is this something you speak to a girl about before you fuck her, or do you just assume she's using something?
I never have sex with a girl before sorting out the birth control situation.
the potential consequences are just too great to ignore.
>>25991588
I'm currently on Yaz for like, maybe a week longer. I've been on it for 2 weeks already.
I hate hormonal oral contraceptives because they literally kill me.
I think next week I'm going to get a copper IUD placed.
>tfw small penis and no girl will ever love me
who dicklets here?
that isn't small. i'd say it's pretty average.>tfw when average dicks are considered small because of unrealistic porn standards
>>25991447
lol you have a 5.5 rocket dick like me. except you're a bit thicker than me
>tfw they will always want more will eventually cheat
>tfw I will never be able to please a woman
>>25991516
you people really don't nothing about the way a woman gets pleasure. your confidence is so low no doubt you're all kv.
"Winter is sooooo comfy!"
"Winter is my favourite season!"
Either you guys live in Florida or never leave your houses, if you legitimately believe winter is a great season.
>ride train to and walk half mile into school
>NEET friend complains about not enough snow this winter
>realize he wanted to be a blanketed Pepe smugly grinning at my Wojack ass freezing to death
What a goofball.
Left is what winter is like if you're a NEET though.
>>25990850
>Either you guys live in Florida or never leave your houses
Or we live in apartments and don't drive.
How's your Sunday going /r9k/?
Why not start it off right with a nice and healthy meal?
i have me some chickener leggings in there oven there ya know.
cooking and shit put some mixed herbs on that shit and bake it.
Deenz and eggz. Brilliant.
>>25990391
Fish is reddit food. Fuck outta here. I only eat animals that live out of the water.
I scored 86 though I'm a kissless, lazy, unemployed and unmotivated virgin.
Lets see how many grand wizards are there here.
>>25988831
>38
>i'm actually slightly strange
nice test m8
>>25988831
>Healthy view of the opposite sex
What? What's that supposed to mean?
>>25988831
>the curse of autism eternal and spaghetti all-powerful has consumed your life and soul
>only obtainable by some of the most concentrated, powerful autism physically possible
holy kek, this is exactly my type of humor
Reminder that if you have a big dick and you complain about being lonely, you're no different from the fucking fembots. You don't have to be scared of intimacy like us dicklets. You can literally just whip out or mention your dick and you'll get women swarming to you because you can satisfy them. And fuck all of you who are smug about your big dicks. We can't help our fucking genetics!
>le boohoo i have cervix issues with my gf DXXXX le boohoo
Anyone with a 7 inch+ dick deserves to be castrated.
what good is my 6.8 inch dick when no one but me and my doctor ever sees it?
>>25987988
you aren't a virgin because of your small penis, youre a virgin because you're pathetic
>tfw 6.5"x5.1" dick at the absolute hardest.
>tfw dutch and the average size is 6.3x5.3"
>Call weed dealer
>Ask him to meet me
>Call police on him and tell them someone is selling drugs
>He gets arrested and is facing 3 years
Who /D E V I L I S H/ here?
>3 years for weed
Doubt it, my heroin dealer didn't even get a year.
More like
>lie on internet for attention
so devilish
>>25987872
>go to kebab man
>order hte kebab
>"hey enjoy your meal man"
>I dont
>>25987957
He was found in possession of other drugs too. He had some meth and other miscellanious shit on him and paraphenelia.
>tfw co-workers don't like me
>>25987411
>2016
>not being neet.
Please explain
>First day at costa
>All my co-workers are chain smoking 20 somethings with a kid they knocked up
>Literally all they talk about is getting shitfaced on the weekend and smoking drugs
>They ask me what I did with my life so far and I tell them (travel, study)
>Tfw you feel superior to all of them
>>25987443
I need money to move out
is it bad to be a whore?
why or why not?
don't know
don't care
>>25986188
I am a sorta semi prostitute
I do it from time to time,i see no problems with it. It is fun and a nice extra money.
>>25986236
Kill yourself whore
You are a bigger cancer than muslim immigrants
>In my parents basement
>Smoking weed
>Watching pedoshit anime (Prisma Illya)
>Nude
>Fapping
I don't even know where things went so wrong
>tfw shota will never be as main stream as lolishit
>tfw you will never be smoking weed in your parents basement naked fapping to cute shotas doing cute things
you have it lucky
>>25985738
What's wrong with the brown-haired girl's ass?
Is that a tail or something?
Sounds like a good life if you ask me.
whats your personality and what personalities do you hate and whats one that you love
ENFP here
I hate INFJs because they're fake clunky manchildren who have an inability to not talk petty shit behind your back
they have a terrible sense of humor to boot
I love INTPs because they're easy to talk to and feel better about yourself around
additionally they have a great sense of humor and more often than not are genuine in what they say
I took that stupid test and I can't remember what I got. Anybody have that 3x3 grid picture to refresh my memory?
>>25969787
>People reject self reported penis studies/# of Partners studies because people lie or exaggerate
>People accept self reported personality tests
>No scrutiny, all papers pushing MBTI published by one group
>Low reliability
Sorry OP, you probably got sick of people making fun of you for following Astrology so you moved to personality tests.
test sais im INTP but im not so sure
people say online tests arent reliable.
