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Literally the easiest way to keep a marriage happy is to fuck your husband seven days a week. Shit, it doesn't even have to be seven. Four days a week would probably lead a happier, healthier, more fulfilling marriage as well.
Seriously, is it so fucking hard to have sex for 3 ~ 20 minutes a day?
Why are women so fucking selfish?
Women marry beta providers not the Chad's they actually want to fuck. As a result they don't put out because you're just a guy who's money she wanted, she's not attracted to you and she wanted security.
She has her security and you're too much of a beta to dump her so why would she have sex with you? Men do this to themselves every time and don't learn. Stop being taken advantage of.
Watch the blackpill video again
The vast majority...upwards of 90% of women are not married to men they love or even like.
Because of hypergamy and the 80:20 rule, women are only attracted to the top% of men; the genetically supreme. If you don't look like Chad, no women will ever be attracted to you or love you and there is nothing you can do to fix this. There is no distinction between average and ugly. Every relationship will be her settling for you.
Dutch robots unite
>>25989175
Wie /kankerkankerkankerkanker/ hier?
Friesbot hier. Kanker.
>>25989212
Sorry maar ik zei toch echt Dutch robots
>nuhhhhhhh ALL women are like that!!
>*masturbates to anime*
>LITERALLY any woman who has ever lived is a roastie whore!!!!!!
>*Cherry picks arguments*
>Beating and raping women is the only way to keep them in line!!!!
>*Eats chicken tenders*
>ALL WOMEN WANT IS CHAD DICK AND ALIMONY FROM KEKS SEE THIS MS PAINT INFOGRAPH SAYS SO!!
>*Calls any dissenting poster's opinion a roastie whore and automatically wins the argument*
>FEMINISM IS FULL OF BITCHY WHINERS WHO HATE MEN!!!
>*unironically promotes Mgtow*
>WOMEN GET OUT OF MY BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDD
>*looks through 1000+ pepe folder picture for the right reaction*
>Do not waste your time with women only focus on your self!!!!
>*spend the next waking hours masturbating, playing video games, and "BTFOing of roasties" on an image board*
>>25989062
Sure if you follow a movement you're a fag.
Doesn't mean you shouldn't do it while looking for an appropriate mate of the other sex.
This is shitty bait, but
>Beating and raping women is the only way to keep them in line!!!!
Muslims and Africans have the most submissive women ever.
Holy mother of butt hurt
Why bother trying to get a gf or keep trying in life?
>you can only have fun if you're white
>you can only have sex/date the most beautiful women if you're white
>you can only have true, genuine friends that care about you if you're white
>you can only be truly respected for your feats if you are white
>you can only be loved if you are white
>women are only swooned by your hard work if you are white, meanwhile for minorities they will say "who cares shitskin?"
I'm looking at some white guy show off pics of his "friend" from Hong Kong on /girlfeet/ right now. That same cunt would have ignored me for being a minority, but even though they aren't dating she lets him exploit her because of his skin.
During research in college, other students would undermine my suggestions and workand be elated when a white guy had a carbon copyunless I got my professor to back me.
This is why many people wish for global nuclear war. Humans are mostly evil and most of them deserve to fucking die. I'm sick of suffering for no reason.
>the man putting me down
just a meme
>>25988560
He's complaining about women not wanting him since he isnt white
If you feel like not being white is a disadvantage to you, why not date and socialize within your own race?
Is being a maid/slave a viable life option?
I get a nice place to stay and some physical and emotional contact with others, and in exchange I do all the chores and cook the meals and maintain the house while they're away.
i think being a maid or butler a good job for a lot of robots actually
>>25988520
You basically just described a stereotypical 1950's housewife so..
>>25988945
I'm a boy though. I feel like people don't want that.
It's okay anon, girls love shy introverted guys! See?
I'M SURE THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE AN INTROVERTED PERSON
nerds! XDDDDDDD
>>25987643
I fukd him
i've quit weed and i'm gettig cravings to smoke something
realistically, what's the danger in smoking tobacco? is it just the way consumer cigarettes are manufactured that's so harmful? could i buy and roll my own tobacco for less harmful effects?
Marijuana smoking is supposedly less harmful than tabbacco. I don't have the research on me to prove it though so take what I say with a grain of salt
All tobacco is terrible for you. Don't start. I regret starting every day, even though I take great pleasure in every cig I smoke.
>>25981649
i'm fully aware of this
wonder if this thread will last the night edition
Any of you Pommy cunts have a real fire to keep you warm over winter?
Are they legal over there, or do you need a fire permit?
To the guy who asked if I think being homeless would be better than living next to chavs, well it is that or suicide at this point. I'm not living like this any longer.
To the guy who asked about homelessness and if we had any advice:
Yeah. Don't do it. You feel like shit all the time, never able to relax. It's hell on wheels, avoid it at all costs.
Instead of plotting homelessness, get out and get a job that comes with accommodation - like a KP on a cruise ship or some other job that needs no prior experience.
post ITT if you're too mentally ill to ever be in a serious relationship
i'm pretty sure i would commit suicide if i ever got into a long-term relationship because i'll never be able to satisfy her emotional needs more than someone else
Yo.
I can't seem to value other caring about me, emotional co dependence is a drain, I like to be alone, I'm shut off emotionally because I deal wit it all my self, I am really interested in my hobbies so conversations would run dry unless we have shit in common and I'm introverted.
I hold no value to a woman, and I hold almost no value in relationships.Good thing it will all be over soon.
Too much anxiety and autism to even speak with a girl. It's a pretty crushing feeling knowing you'll die alone never truly finding happiness
I'm very clingy and dependent. If someone I loved deeply cheated on me, I think that would be the motivation I need to blow my fucking head off.
So I tend to distance myself from people, juuust in case this happens.
Look at her cute, pale and innocent face. She's truly sorry about her past and wants to settle down now. Will you man up and provide for her?
>>25963329
I mean yeah why not, shes cute. If we are emotionally compatible I would wife her.
>I'm sorry anon, I won't do anal, facials or swallowing anymore, that is part of my past, I've left those things behind, thank you for being so understanding anon, I love you :)
Leaving mudsharks to die is a general preventive measure.
these brave women are trying their hardest to lose weight. whats your excuse?
That I have too much personal pride to ever let myself get that fat.
>>25987215
This was a nice positive webm, thanks OP
>>25987215
>implying exercise has anything to do with losing weight
Anyone here listens to Uplifting Trance?
It's a variation on the progressive trance genre which is based on sweeping melodies, arpeggiated synts, instrumental breakdowns, and a high bpm (typically 140). This genre unlike other variations of trance tries to make the listener feel an emotion.
Here are some examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1vzCt26WPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyCvrERjvNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X876ZiQXW50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvUyS-CXPtY
Night call
Kavinsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
Why bother feels
https://youtu.be/sxwzjLkb8e0
>someone else listens to uplifting on 4chan
Is this real life? Nice tracks as well
What does it actually feel like to be in ur 30's?
10 more years, till i hit 30 but, does the gap between 20, and 30 feel like the gap between 10 and 20?
Cause i really really really will try my best to cherish my time if it does
dude
are you not fat because i would really like for you to post a picture of your penis right now
>>25986070
>does the gap between 20, and 30 feel like the gap between 10 and 20?
not really. at least until you meet some 20 year olds, then you realize how childish and stupid they still are and you feel A LOT older all of the sudden.
Once you hit 20 time appears to go by really fast.
>be me
>9 x 6 dick
>join group of guys (similar to anonymous alcoholics) who talk about their small dicks, fucked up relationships etc.
>pretend to be 3.5, befriend the guys
>get the contact of their exes
>bang one after the other, coming out of relationships with small peepee guys they just LOVE my dick
>feel like god just for good genetics
>cucked 3 plebs as a plus (be "friends" with all of them though, lel)
is there a compatible feel?
How is it fair that both 4 inch and 8 inch dicks are moderately common in humans, even in the same ethnicity group?
How can a factor of 2 be part of the game.
you are a bad person and should feel bad
>>25984575
Walter White didn't, so..
Post real failed suicide attempts that you or someone you know tried.
I haven't attempted any yet.
>>25983972
Went to the top of a tall hotel, and took the stairway down... There was this corner where it was outside, all I did was stare down at the bottom
I felt empty, but angry because I couldn't go through with it my knees wouldn't stop shaking. And although, I had no reason to live, I had no real reason to kill myself
I'm not sure that's considered a suicide attempt, but that's the closest I've ever felt to death
Cut myself
Hang myself (shit's hard to actually do right)
Overdose (also trickier than it looks, you can throw them back up)
I tried suicide by cop
The one with the taser got to me first, that shit hurt
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