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I'm thinking of starting a twitch TV account called Himmler's Reincarnation. My friend looked at pictures of himmler as a kid and was like HOLY SHIT that's you. My dad told me cause of my mild autism I could be the next Himmler.
I kind of look like him though I'm much taller.
I'd stream Company of Heroes 2 and Red Orchestra 2 and CS: GO maybe Dota 2.
....and literally nobody would care
>>25980375
>My dad told me cause of my mild autism I could be the next Himmler.
lmao
Well post a pic you stupid dickswazzler
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT GIVE ME A FUCKING DADDY BOYFRIEND PLEASE GOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25980177
>tfw no gf to piss on me
I'll be your daddy bf
I'm a big guy with a hairy chest I could be your daddy bf
Man.
I really. Really don't like vaginas.
And i'll never escape the string of logic people use to ask if i'm gay either.
I just don't find them appealing. I wish women didn't have anything there at all.
you may just be asexual anon
I wish no one had anything there at all
>>25979820
I don't either. I like women with curves. Boobs, hips, thighs, butts. Beautiful faces.
Vaginas are gross. Maybe I could enjoy putting my dick in one, but I sure don't want to look at it.
Dicks are pretty gross too. I'd be okay with a woman who never wanted to perform oral sex.
Do any robots actually have true friends? Like you would jump in front of a bullet for them, you can tell them anything, they're always their for you? I'm in college and I'm pretty much an introverted autistic fucktard, I have some acquaintances, but that's it. I've never actually had such a deep connection with another person and it's depressing as fuck, especially in college when it seems people have 100 friends.
I had one or two a long time ago
I lost them though and it's p much all my fault
Don't think about them often anymore
If I had a true friend, I would be prepared to go back to college. I will never have one though. Everyone already has best friends.
>>25979542
I have 3 good friends that I'm really close to. I would take a bullet for them though.
I'm unable to see the value of being in a relationship with a woman for anything other than sex, since this is the case, i would much rather allocate resources like time and money to simply buy sex. I recognize that in order to pass on my genes i'll need to impregnate a woman, which would possibly require skills gained from being in relationships, but this can easily be avoided by finding a ugly female to impregnate then abandon the children. Does anyone else share this view, or is an unhealthy mindset to have?
Pretty narcissistic, but not out of line with human nature, see how our closest relatives in the animal kingdom behave around sex.
>>25979522
Why do you think this mindset is narcissistic?
>>25979799
why do you want to pass on your genes?
What's the joy in your life robots?
music is the only thing that can make me feel anything anymore. Music won't talk about how weird you are with stacy and music won't cheat on you.
I also enjoy music quite a bit.
the usual things: music, movies, tv, reading, shitposting, all while high on one thing or another
>>25979434
Video games, LEGOs, gonna start reading again soon. It's a good life
little little wagecuck
Hey I'm not a cuck
I would love to take two-hour-long shits
> Get big paycheck every two weeks
> Get to shit on company time
> Have more money than most NEETS
> Don't need to depend on another living soul
WEW LAD
>it's another "wagecuck" troll thread
MANAGER!~
Oh manager! I asked for 3 ketchup packets and was given 5. This is TOO many! I demand they be individually removed by the Employee who placed them!
>>25978152
Leisure is for the master.
Work is for the slave.
>>25978210
>>25978248
what will you do when your parents die? how will you live?
Do you know why you are sad anon? Because I don't. I don't know why I'm sad
>>25978122
Some faggot told we should go to bed early.
Seems convincing.
t. some depressed Yuropoor typing this at 4:30am
I'm sad because I have bad skin
I am sad because people seem to want to take from me but never give. I am sad because no one wants to hang out with me outside of work. I am sad because I can't connect with people, even family.
All this, and more, means I've depression
I never wore cologne before. I wanna star though. Gimme a daytime cologne to wear to uni.Keep it cheap, /fa/'s choices are all expensive as hell. Here's what I was looking at:
>Chrome by Loris Azzaro
>Ck One by Calvin Klein
>Cool Water by davidoff
>Burberry Brit
.Burberry Brit Rhythm
>>25977747
Only faggots wear cologne. Seriously, when you wear cologne everyone around you hates your guts.
>>25977747
Those are all great for spring/summertime.
For winter I like something a bit spicier.
Try this one used to wear it a lot one of my favorites. Economical and will get you laid.
I wore expensive shit for 2 fucking years and not one person fucking noticed, literal waste of time and moneyexcept when I enjoyed smelling myself in bed
Would you go to a porn convention just to meet your favourite pornstar?
>>25977403
nah. My favorite pornstars don't speak english
>>25977403
yes, maybe if i tell them im a 21 y/o khv tell take my v cardJust Kidding!
>>25977403
>having a favorite pornstar
Any robots from NC? If so, do you like it there? How're you dealing with the snow? Share you woes and stories, friends.
>>25977368
Asheville here. I love it; my family has been in these mountains since the 1760s. I live on a comfy woodland property. I'm currently trapped here due to the snow, though. I'll link an album with pictures of when the snow first started.
http://imgur.com/a/7ImvK
Snow isn't going to last much longer where I am. Though it's only January, we usually get a big snow storm every February.
Boone here. Comfy right now. Very windy out but quiet otherwise.
Have lived in every part of NC though.
Take this survey. I'm trying to figure out the characteristics of all the boards.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1qdohy-l_5CtoCG1-Q8h2Twe2YdB4MXd-u4I79LVs4xw/viewform
I don't have a phone, but may I answer for my tablet in the first question?
>>25976940
It's for computers. If you already know all the specs for you computer you should be fine
>>25976971
well unfortunately I don't know my average typing speed, and I know a typing test wouldn't realistically calculate my average typing speed, and I don't even know if by the speed at which I type normally you mean on my phone or a keyboard, so I never completed the survey and I closed the tab there.
Does anybody want to play this? If you do just say what country you want to be, color, and set a trip.
Nigel Thornberry
UK
Blue
>>25976750
Added you. Hopefully we get enough people its hit or miss
>>25976680
Vercingetorix
France
Green
Stare at this picture for 60 seconds and tell me what you feel.
I miss him dearly, cuddles are amazing
>>25975533
i don't know,horny m-maybe
I don't care. The only thing that matters to me now is money and fame.
