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Would you ever let out your robot rage?
You know you want to.
All my robot rage is gone, all that's left is sadness.
>>25976141
I... I have no rage.
>>25976173
damn, why you still here then bro?
>no qt deaf sign language gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMI88aQrFI8&feature=youtu.be
I bet you most Deaf girls hate being fetishized.
>>25976074
It's not even that she's deaf tbqh
>>25976074
I learned ASL and let me tell you, Deaf girls are the hugest sluts ever. If you get to know Deaf culture you'll understand precisely why. That includes the men. Any Deaf person is just a huge massive fucking slut if they are single. There are cultural reasons for it.
10 years later, has anyone heard if any of these chicks went on to do other things?
#26 - Lindsay Clubine married Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz, made headlines last year as part of fappening.
#3 - Lisa Gleave did some photo shoots.
>>25976626
>them nips
What's your story /r9k/?
http://en.blobla.com/bla/be-like-me-be-like-bill?
>>25975978
my story?
>3rd world shithole country gringo wannabe
>smart kid
>but didnt give a fuck and always was with the ''bad kids''
>high potential to be a criminal, agresive, perfect liar, doesnt give a fuck about to hurt someone or stealing things
>sadly that kid need a reason to do those things
>most of the time that kid was a loner, shy and funny kid who likes to play too
>start to grew up
>everyone getting gfs, well not everyone,
>that kid was a disaster with girls
>that kid has to join the army togain some money now
>that kid still dreams with being a vigilante living in the streets
>that kid will make his dream true
>that kid will die soon
>that kid doesnt give a fuck
yeah, im that stupid, the story is longer but there it is the short version i guess
Kek
Normies
I'm drunk right now so I'm just going to say it:
I was molested for 10 years and I feel it emotionally stunt me
Fellow robots, since I am an introvert I'm planning to maybe move to Alaska before 2030. Since other robots like are extremely isolated, I'm looking for help planning my stay. I'll start off:
Favorable location: Little Diomede (Cyka Blyat)
Favorable Power: Wind turbine
Favorable food source: Assorted high-yield vegetables: Broccoli, Carrots, Lettuce, Potato, Pumpkin (For oil)
Favorable heating source: 1000 dollar computer, generate heat by contributing to cancer research (Cheaper than heating unit)
Favorable Companion: Siberian/Alaskan husky bred with a giant dog (preferable great dane)
Anything anyone would like to add?
>>25975679
>looking for help HERE to plan my stay.
Feel free to post comfy Alaskan homes with your comments
>>25975679
yes please. would rather live in a tiny wooden cabin on a mountain than in the city.
![Little-Diomede-Island-USCG-Photo-0215a[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ZlAHeZh.gif "Little-Diomede-Island-USCG-Photo-0215a[1]")
>>25975730
I'd like to think when I move there I could help set up around the town and write a blog or do a vlog for extra income. I'd try to build or do something everyday.
The place I'm staying at only has a population of 100, pic related. When It's winter it's like a 2 mile walk to big diomede, which is owned by cyka blyats.
>tfw you've been eating rice, eggs and cereals for the past few weeks because you can't cook
>tfw lightheaded from starving myself
>>25975611
Same but I also eat potatoes, apples and oranges
>tfw haven't eaten anything the last 2 days
>>25975611
what is pizza delivery
If I lived in America I would have blown my head off years ago.
How do you American robots resist pulling the trigger? Are you even fucking depressed & suicidal?
Now I'm at that stage where I am apathetic about everything.
>>25975404
i cant get a gun and im not doing it any other way.
dieing is worse then my depression OP
Does being a goth kid make me a faggot?
>>25975303
No, it's the having sex with other men part.
Wait, who am I kidding, you're here. You don't get laid with either sex.
>>25975326
gtfo
>>25975303
depends how fat you are
>>25975365
Touched a nerve, did I?
/r9k/ is now officially /n/ormiecentral
How do you fellow robots feel about this?
It's like the one place where people understood me has taken refugees from /b/ and our threads are being cucked to death by chads and stacys
not really, r9k is just maturing and becoming more understanding, the people here have always been here but they are growing up
>>25975343
Get out Chad, seriously gftout
It has been normie central for a while since every single thread is about sex or girls in some way. Has it always been like this? I don't even remember anymore.
I know this girl who says she struggles with depression. Her social life dwarfs mine and she has a girlfriend (she's bi).
How can I be doing so much worse than someone who is literally depressed? Do you think it's just grill bullshit and she's not that bad? she's mentioned her "doctor" but idk what that really means.
>mfw I don't even have any conditions/disorders
what's your excuse?
>>25975075
>mfw I don't even have any conditions/disorders
prove this
Depends on when she started having those depressed feelings. She could have already had her gf and established group of friends before something happened in her life to cause the depression.
Or shes been dealing with it for some time and has forced herself to acquire these things despite not having particularly strong emotions to these people, all while thinking they hate her and shes useless as shit.
Or shes being an overdramatic girl.
>>25975247
well she said it's been going on for years and she's practiced appearing happy. She does a lot of active stuff that makes it seem like she's got things going very well. I think it's intermittent.
The thing I have a problem with is that she says she's depressed, then lists 6 fun social things she did this weekend and asks me what I'm doing with my fun weekend
>nothing
I just made this pepe it's the rarest one right now on the marketso don't dare to save it!
home-made pepe thread!
>>25975050
I literally just drew this pepe from memory upon seeing this thread. Is it any good?
>>25975174
it looks like shrek in a poor jpeg file but i like it
>>25975238
Thanks, shrek in a poor jpeg file was sorta my goal
Would you trade wanking for an unending supply of drugs but you can't sell or give them away?
>>25974951
absolutely
drugs >> orgasm
Depends on the drug.
yes
i would just tell all the bitches i want to fuck to steal the drugs from me, because i can't sell them or give them away.
stupid.
>Saturday night
>everyone my age is out doing fun stuff
>staying inside and shitposting
>probably going to play some vidyas later
>lonely
Anyone want to chat it up ?
What vidjah, anonymous poster?
I'm lonely and melancholic, sitting here at 1am endlessly refreshing when I should be desparately revising material for my exam on monday.
Thing is, after wednesday I'm gonna have a whole 11 days completely free before the second semester. And I know I'm gonna shut myself up and have a bad time despite the complete lack of obligations.
Same. But I'm probably older than you. I have no in this town friends at all. I don't have any video games except Super Nintendo either that barely works. I've already beat all my games dozens of times.
Feeling kind of comfy because there's a snowstorm going on though...hardly anyone's out, so I'm not constantly reminded of loneliness by people walking by. Just very loud winds.
I seriously can't fathom how men can marry girls who aren't virgins
I enjoy smashing random girls off of tinder and/or a bar, party, ect, but I don't take them seriously as wife or even dating material. they arent worth your mental peace of mind, because they are sluts who give it up after the first date. I would never seriously date a girl who's content giving out her flower after seeing the guy one time.
call me a slutshamer, but i dont want to feel like a cuckold dedicating my being and soul to a woman whos had 30 dicks inside her, and these 30 men didnt have to do anything to make her rip her own panties off but have a good face and nice set of abs
2 of my friends are getting married this year. both brides are known sluts and one of them blew my older cousin when she was a minor.
"b-b-b-but that was before! shes changed! we did some crazy chit too, right?"
also, the guys who go overseas to get wives are also retarded. shes only with you because of your status, wealth or ethnic background and doesnt love you for who you are, but rather what you are.
anyway, shes probably already been ravaged by 20 dudes who speak a diff language as you and will deny that shes a slut. any woman willing to marry a man with a diff culture as them is likely a whore/gold digger and has no merit as a woman.
inb4 tl;dr. title says it all
>I seriously can't fathom how men can marry girls
that was all you needed
>>25974813
>fucks random sluts
>doesn't consider himself a slut
>still expects a qt virgin
Fuck off with your hypocritical view
i can't even get either of the options you described because i'm both ugly and poor. so check your fucking privilege, Chad. I would do anything to have the companionship of a woman, I don't care how many cocks she has took.
Why do normies come here and brag? It's like they want the validation from us losers.
It boggles my mind.
Almost everyone here is "normie" by your standards.
Hardly any adults are actually virgins, let alone kissless. r9k is no different. It's just a shitty meme.
>>25974761
It's called psychopathy.
>>25974821
Here it is in action.
>>25974821
Damn... i'm actually a virgin and kissless.
