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What was your most recent ban/warn?
I got a perma a long time ago on /fit/ for posting a gif(this was pre webm) of a horse sucking a guy's dick. I didn't post for like a year and then I jokingly submitted an appeal saying I selected the wrong image and got unbanned.
>>25970863
I've only ever been banned for dubs.
I got banned on /v/ for asking what manga I should read with my wife's son on an offtopic thread at like 3 in the morning. Mods are cracking down on that now.
GIANTESS + FEET = R9K
EMBRACE IT
>tfw no giant gf
>ever
>>25970263
is this my stacey waifu? why does she not show her pretty face!
>>25970357
>implying you're even worthy of seeing her pretty face
>23 year old virgin
>my mom says I'm attractive and turn girls heads
>22
>mom says I'd be hot if I styled my hair
Totally mom my styled hair makes up for my acne. Dumb bitch.
>19 virgin
>5'9
>mum says I could be a model
>24 y/o virgin
>no one even pretends I'm handsome anymore
Amy metalhead bots hear?
more into punk and d beat anon
but ive been listening to DRI alot lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5X2kVKRA6c
You should try some death metal
Hear what?
Slayer?
Who the fuck is amy?
Fembots, have you ever been in an abusive relationships?
How long did it go on for?
Why did you let him abuse you?
Do you feel you can spot the warning signs of abuse easier now?
You roastie fembots are property and deserve to be abused if the event you ever forget that, would love to do it myself desu fampai : )
>have you ever been in a relationship
No. Next question.
>>25960582
>Fembots, have you ever been in an abusive relationships?
Emotionally abusive yeah.
>How long did it go on for?
About half a year
>Why did you let him abuse you?
I found out too late that he was just using me for sex
>Do you feel you can spot the warning signs of abuse easier now?
Yes. Don't date guys who care more about their muscles than you.
Let's try writing posts that are just stream of consciousness. No going back and editing. Just let the words flow.
Hey. Those beans have a heckscher! They're kosher!
I'm so tired and want to go to sleep
I wish I could drink a couple of beers but I'm on flouxetine (5mg). I guess I better stay home and ditch my friend. I mean I could go to his home party but I'd be my sober awkward self
Why do so many of you guys want to be girls?
Estrogen in the water tbphmgm
the grass is always greener...
>>25976975
they don't want to be girls, they want to be objects of desire, get attention
I have a story for you robots.
>be 20
>flashback to when I was 14,
>be very geeky, skinny fat fuck who watches anime
>have a friend in high school, let's call her bitchy
>bitchy is very bitchy
>I don't know why I was friends with her
>very attracted to her, fantasize about her
>she treats me like garbage
>keeps me as a beta orbiter
>wasn't aware at the time
>be 16, discover lifting, go onto /fit/.
>she makes fun of me for trying to get into shape, doesn't think I can
>next year she graduates because she's one year older than me, leaves for uni
>I work my ass off at the gym
>power levels starting to show
>graduate and go to good uni
>fuck bitches, get A's
>came home this year for the Holidays
>see bitchy, she's still a cunt
>she doesn't even recognize me
>"nice muscles anon!"
>treats me like a different person, is flirty
>invites me over to her place for drinks
>tell her to fuck off, I can do much better than her
>go home and watch anime
Stay toastie, roasties.
Remember anons. Women are super shallow. They don't give a shit about you.
subhuman roastie scum BTFO
>>25976920
i hope ill have the strenght of will you proved to have in same future situations
>>25977094
If I was that 14 year old loser I used to be back then, I would have probably fucked her in a heartbeat anon. But that's what working out does, it gives you self discipline. Sure I could have had sex with her, but she treated me like shit during high school. Fuck shallow whores, fucking roasties.
Just to be clear, if a girl cared about me I would go out and get a job. I would get 2 jobs. But since that has never happened, and will likely never happen, I will remain unemployed, living with my parents as a grown man, and will likely die by my own hand.
>>25976826
nice excuses
>>25976826
here are the steps of getting a gf
>get a job
>then get a girlfriend
Except that, by getting a job, your chances of getting a girl to care about you increase.
I'm giving up on women. Not because I believe their bitches and whores and all that gay shit, but because I just don't feel love anymore. My mind and body are fucking me to a poiny where I feel like I'm going insane and just want to die but I'm not suicidal. I'm
just trying to fuck myself up
until eventually I start dyinh or some shit or kill myself slowly.
The girl I talk to just posted some picture about how she loves her boyfriend and don't trust her and believe she's not over her ex so I'm just going to stop talking to her. Shit sucks man.
Hows life treating you all
you reminded me that a new gorillaz album is on the way, so pretty good. other than that I've slowly been retreating from society which is comfy.
Here we can witness an prime example of a weak male, wanting to fuck himself because of pussies.
Feels good to be free of earthly animalistic desires.
>>25976699
Was the fall album any good?
Say you got 5k/month. How would you use the money to become a normie?
It would take much more than that.
I'd spend it on Warhammer
>>25976638
>investing in a ship heading into the sun
Why?
>tfw nobody gives a shit about you
I feel the almost the same way. It just seems like people around me only care about themselves and that I have to cater to their needs and give them good results. But I dunno, maybe I'm just bitter about how I'm mentally damaged and how I fucked up everything in my life because of it. And that it's basically warping my perception to see everyone being negative towards me. But really, in the end, I think most people deep down know that i'm fucking useless.
I give a shit about myself, and that's all that matters.
>tfw people give a shit about you but not the people who you want to give a shit about you
Fembots, how do accurate is the "stinky NEET pussy" meme? What does your pussy smell like if you masturbate on multiple consecutive days without showering?
not a girl but masturbation doesn't really affect it, getting wet is like us guys getting a boner, it'll happen regardless, and they have discharge and shit.
The not showering part is the one that matters, and yeah, that'll make it stinky, especially because NEET girls probably don't shave.
>>25976404
No, masturbation/sexual arousement causes so much more discharge than when the vagina is just chillen. Days upon days of masturbating and not showering is going to lead to a very stinky vag. Not to mention greater likelihood of UTIs and infection.
Also, shaving pubes also increases the chances of bacteria getting into the vagina/urethra, and means that infection is more likely.
>>25976404
You're wrong. Don't talk about things you know nothing about.
>My sister is a famous singer/millionaire
>I spend 8 hours a day on 4chan, and have only had occasional factory jobs, still living with my parents aged 26
is she a roastie though?
>being related to Taylor Swift
>>25976240
Sort of, she is not really slutty by French standards, but certainly by my (and r9k) standards.
I know how much you guys like seeing the misery of others, especially those you deem "normies", so I'm inviting you all to witness the results of my HIV test. In just 10 short minutes all will be revealed.
First for aids nigger.
I hope this will be a positive outcome for you
I probably have something. I'm not gonna get checked. I don't have sex anyway.
good luck nigger.
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