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When was the last time you exercised?
Literally half an hour ago.
Last night. Leg day.
Deadlifts, squats, calf lifts and press.
Yesterday, went for a 2.2 mile run.
What did you wanna be when you grew up, /r9k/?
What went wrong?
>sports journalist
>journalism industry fell through the floor
My first day of journalism school I switched majors after being in a class with 30 other kids who all wanted to be sports journalists
I wanted to be an NHL hockey player really badly. After school I would be outside the rest of the day in the driveway shooting pucks. I went to skating camps in the summer, attended every practise every year, watched hockey every night and studied what my favourite players were doing. It was a serious obsession. By the time I was 13 it was obvious I was not good enough to play in the OHL which is basically where you have to play as a teenager if you want to make the NHL. So I said it fuck it and I haven't exorcised or played sports of any kind for the last 10 years.
I want that pizza
I can't believe I spent years learning how to play the guitar, bought this custom made one and still can't get laid. What's wrong with me? Pic related.
your guitar looks worse than you do
I picked out all the colors and had it made in Austin TX.
you're not saying anything relevant or you think you are but you're not.
>there are people who are unironically racist
I don't care about 4chan racism but if you legitimately believe whites are the superior race you are dumb as fuck
Being racist doesn't necessarily mean thinking whites are superior. Just that there are differences. And knowing that some races are much more likely to violently attack you, like niggers in the USA, which is proven by the crime statistics.
w-we wuz kingz n shiid
>>25970851
Overlap an ethnicity map with this.
If you don't know who this is, then you shouldn't be posting on this board.
>>25970655
Resolution on that pic is so low I can't see any defining features on this person
>>25970713
>not knowing the great master whose name is kinda similar to Houdini
>autist who couldn't get a girl so he decided to shoot up a yoga class at a gym
I read some of his journals. What a fucking cuck.
google "belgium minister of health" and try not to laugh
Get ready to be disgusted, she's exactly my type. I would pay a lot to fuck her.
AYY LMAO
JUST WANTED TO LAUGH, ROBOT PLS
>>25970588
holy k'ekk
Is there a worse feel than premature balding?
>>25970486
That's what happens when you masturbate.
>>25970486
Premature ejaculation, also erectile dysfunction, gynecomastia, being a manlet or having a small dick. Basically many things are worse.
>>25970486
HAIR TRANSPLANT SURGERY
Do you pay for porn?
3D? 2D?
If not, how much would you pay for porn in a month?
Is paying for porn a normiescum thing?
why would I pay for porn when I can watch ecchi for free?
>>25970251
w2c good loli ecchi?
I don't pay even for books, why would I pay for something disposable and pointless like porn?
You only pay for shit if you can't find it for free, or if you're retarded and have disposable income.
ITT: Tell us about how you asked your promdate and how did it go.
>D.A.R.E
what the fuck?
>>25968803
resist DRUSG
>>25968776
> Going to prom
Ree.
comfy saturday night edition
also pakis out
you know, roast beef monster munch are actually not bad at all.
>>25967752
Spicy > Pickle > Roast Beef
>>25967752
they're fucking delicious m8 i prefer them to pickled onion
Why didn't you just marry your childhood friend, robots? She wanted you but you abandoned her.
God I wish I could cuck a woman
I bet it feels powerful
>>25967176
i never had one
originalo commento
Haha, no she didn't! I learned that the hard way.
ITT:social media cancer
original postereeno
(fire emoji)(ok emoji)(fire emoji)(100)
>>25966478
>when she screenshots the scrollbar
Anyone else here 2000s nostalgia,before tinder and myspace. I'm listening to Hilary Duff now dreaming of a time when there was no tinder and women were more receptive to guys talking to them in person.
>>25966245
Social media, mobile phones and dumbing down the interface of the internet is what ruined everything.
>>25966245
>You will never again live in a time before social media and smartphones
>You will never again experience the Internet when it was still good
>You will never again live in a time when it seemed like anything was possible
>>25966245
>>25966502
>>25967056
Is this a bait post to lure angry older people or are young kids really this cringey?
>that kid who ran like naruto in gym class
>that teacher that got arrested by the fbi in the middle of class and had his computer taken away
>that kid who shoved girls in the hallway freshmen year of high school and got accused of touching girls butts and tits
>that kid who was given powdered sugar and was told it was coke and he snorted it and acted like he was high
>That kid who joined the middle school football team and basically sat on the floor and cried every game
>>25947057
>that teacher that got arrested by the fbi in the middle of class and had his computer taken away
story pls
>that kid who brought a loaded handgun to school
>>25947100
Never happened at my schools but everyone else tells me that its happened at theirs.
Closest thing was eighth grade my social studies teacher accidentally displayed some bikini butts on the projector and he got yelled at by the principal
>>25947057
>that kid that hangs around the popular kids but no one liked him
>that one kid masturbated in class and the whole school found out
>that one teacher that watches porn on his phone while we do math problems on the board
>that one teacher that treats autistic students like shit
>that one kid who wore a misfits shirt every fucking day of school
>tfw you faint at the sight of blood
Is there a more cuck condition?
>had minor surgery
>went home
>had to remove bandages
>bandage stuck on skin
>try to pull it off
>gooey blood string comes out
>start getting really hot and almost throw up
>>25973698
you'd never make it as a woman m8, we spend half our lives dealing with that shit
>in a class back in highschool with a deep discussion about blood
>feel lightheaded
>this happens whenever someone mentions blood, could be anything like being at the gym and hear people talk about getting a blood pump from a workout
>would most likely faint at the sight of a lot of blood irl
>greatest fear is getting one of my arteries nicked and bleed to death
>sometimes reconsider why I shoot guns as a hobby
