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Okay brobots I'm stuck in my apartment with my girlfriend and her 6/10 friend. I want to have a threesome. We have drugs. We have booze. How do I make the move? Nubs decides. If you don't know what nubs is gtfo.
You're going to be hungover and single tomorrow
>>25970699
OH SHiT BOI I got dubs just whip that shit out in front of both their faces randomly
>>25970680
>I want
It's not going to happen
ITT: Fembot feels
>tfw qt BF
>>25970591
I hate these faggot neo-cutsy cartoons. Your a cunt as well, why the hell are you here...you have a bf...leave.
ITT trannies and whales
>>25970591
bumping for entertaining, fake problems
Reminder that every illegal drug user on this board deserves to die because his money fuels violence like this.
"The hotness of the day morning at Fabrizio st was surrendered to a standtill when skinned body was produced inside a cooler of styroam, the hands and feet detached under the head under a black towel
federal police arrived at the scene of the gruesome cartel murder and narco massage left in poster from the knights templar drug organization.
Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe1_1426628839#FoiqMV9FeApqqLlu.99"
Every drug addict deserves a gun to his/her head. They cause crime if they don't have money in the U.S, they steal, they ruin communities; especially hard drug users. They are a waste of space.
>>25970516
nigga, listen to me, nigga
I live in Slovenia
I buy weed off the Serbian mafia
no Mexicans involved
Jesus fucking christ well that is pretty fucking awful it's a medical problem it's something that needs to be treated like a medical problem therapy and assistance drugs and family support if possible and then the drugs need to be legalized or at least decriminalized that's the correct path instead of demonizing them + reputation for the shocking reminder though
I guess you don't drink coke then or buy nestle products
Who else here afraid of confrontation?
>never yell or raise my voice ever
>get scared when people yell or raise their voice at me
>have occasionally broken down into tears when someone scolds me
>apologize too much so I can accept all responsibility so they'll hopefully just drop it or decide there's no point in getting even more upset cause I already feel bad
>scared of fighting and aggression in general
>never make eye contact with people
it doesn't help that im like 5'6 and 125lbs either. >tfw forever beta with no hope of standing up for myself
Aside from the eye contact bit, I know all those feels, bro.
>mfw I have a keen interest in martial arts and want to get back into it after 12 years away, but I'm too scared of getting punched in the face
>would probably be useless in a real fight on the street
Fuck it, I'll buy a gun and get proficient with that.
>>25970515
Exactly the same except for fighting. I wish people would just fight me instead of yelling at me. Due to tard strength and an almost unreal pain tolerance, i never had a problem fighting. But no, i just get yelled at until i'm a stammering, mumbling mess. I hate myself so much
>>25970515
yeah that sounds like me except for the crying part. I don't remember the last time I cried. I bet you, like me, had a family that fought and screamed a lot
I can't tell you how many times I walked out of my house growing up and took a walk for the sole purpose of getting away from my mother and brother screaming at each other
If you had this haircut growing up you were pretty much destined to fail
Someone dumped a bird's nest on that poor girl's head :o
But after all, these boys actually got teen pussy.
While you are here shitposting on a chilean stone sculpturing board.
What if you have it and you're 22?
Will getting ripped solve my problems?
>>25970147
What a lucky girl...
that depends on what your problems are. My brother is ripped as fuck but he's still a sperg who didn't lose his virginity until 26 and still lives at home.
>>25970147
What are your problems?
>wake up
>not dead
>>25970146
>wake up
>no gf
>>25970146
>wake up
>have work later
>wake up
>it's 9 pm
my rabbit died on june 23rd of 2015, I still cry about it.
I feel even more alone then I did with him.
>>25970104
>I feel even more alone then I did with him.
No shit? Thats probably because you are more alone without him
RIP bun bun.
>>25970153
sorry, im not thinking straight today.
why don't you just get fit if you want to be attractive to girls? You are the same as the male equavalnet of a tumbleret who is frustrated sextually because she can't stop eating
>tumbleret
>>25969973
most robots are too lazy to actually do it so they just say "whats the point its a waste of time"
although getting fit for women is a petty reason, its still good to try it out, it might not work for everybody
>>25969973
/r9k/ on average is pretty average to attractive
being fit isn't a cure for weapons grade autism and a complete lack of socialization with the opposite gender
Who else has shit roommates/housemates?
Stories?
>>25969831
Me, in fact, just made a thread about it ( >>25968785 ).
What don't you like about your roommate?
mine turned out to be a gay furry who wanted to date me but i told him no because i already have a bf
>>25969831
When I was a NEET my brother choked me on my bed and was calling me a worthless rat and things like that. Now I'm a NEET again and feel like an heroing. I hate life.
You can't bring joy or happiness to anybody
>>25969717
if i could give it to myself i'd be happy
>>25969717
I don't think that's true, it may be minor, but you probably improve the lives of others in little ways everyday.
I can in the form of MDMA but that's on them if they want to pay the price, both monetarily and in health.
Do you like Hispanic chicks?
Yes.
I prefer them, provided they're the traditional type.
Still not comparable to 2dqt, but we will leave that out of this discussion.
I married one, yeah.
>>25969650
what about 2D Hispanic girls?
Dad let me make high explosives and fireworks in my room sice i was 13 years old.
share stories
>>25969549
>dad lets him have fun and be the cool guy
>shit childhood
I don't hate my chidhood tho, but you must be baitin or retarded, I know this line became a meme but you can't escape from that
>>25969579
It fucked up my life a little bit, because none of my friends parents would let them hang out with me
>>25969549
>>25969617
Are you retard? Your dad didn't do anything sexual, psyically, and emotionally abusive to you. He just gave you freedom to do whatever you wanted and trusted you not to kill yourself.
You fucken shit, your dad treated you like Thomas Edison and other sciencest who didn't have limits place on them since childhood and invented awesome stuff. You really fucked up you gifted life with be a vengeful pussy brat. You should use those fireworks to kill yourself because, you wasted you gifted life being a pussy. Please, kill yourself.
Why don't you have friends? Tell me your story.
Everyone left to go to Uni three years ago. I didn't go to Uni. I realized I was the one keeping all effort up to keep in contact so I stopped.
I've been alone for two years now.
I'm a pathological liar and so much into that web of lies, that I would rather push people away than to lie to them. I also feel like I have no real personality anymore because of that and am just a cardboard cutout, so I can't even make "real" friends
>>25969434
MAKE NEW FRIENDS!
>>25969449
STOP LYING!
What are you fapping to today, /r9k/?
>>25969329
Probably some ganguro doujins, feel the need for that atm
>>25969329
Im probably gonna fap to this tbqh
>>25969329
acnekun stop trying to find hentai on /r9k/ to review.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJKv2NTYu4
