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>Spell out word
>Get stalked and hunted down
Why is this?
pt.Il
>>25975100
2016
original123
Glad to see roasties getting toasty.
/r9k/s favorite movies?
Pi
Picture related
V for Vendetta - Perfect story, morals, execution
Lord of the Rings trilogy - Beauty representation of the human spirit, friendship, courage and great score, minimal corruption of hollywood cliches.
One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest - Bittersweet, unexpected, mindblowing, jawdropping, sad story
Grave of the Fireflies - depressing masterpiece
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Very real, not watered down like the rest of the disney movies, all round great
Journey to the West - Spiritual masterpiece predates most elements of mythology elements in modern movies
The best film my country has produced.
She had nothing to do and made this delicious meal.
Rice, shit, fish, and eggs.
So nothing good except eggs.
>a qt girl will never take a shit on some rice and force you to eat it
Just end it now please
>>25972558
did she seriously shit on a plate for you?
Mormon here.
I am a 20-year-old Mormon who will probably not end up going on a mission. My social anxiety (partly increased from me knowing some parents of deacons are thinking "I can't let my boy end up like THAT kid, bless his heart") has lead me to the point of not even going anymore. I haven't gone for over a year. They assigned me to a new home teaching companion in an attempt to invite me back in the fold and I just flake on going. I feel like my past spergy behavior has made it impossible to improve my status, even though I know I could do a little better now if it weren't for my anxiety over my past spergy behavior ruining any chance I have at improving my status.
I still read the BOM sometimes. I went to one of my classmate's Homecoming talk (at a different ward), and I liked being there, but I don't feel going to a new ward is the answer, cause I feel like my anxiety over making a good impression would cripple my ability to interact with the ward members and sour my image right off the bat.
What should I do senpai?
You are absolutely subhuman
Fucking mormons are the worst.
fuck off
Not a mormon, but grew up in Salt Lake, so..
I hear there are retard missions, where they have you greet people at the front door of the visitor's center. You could try that for a month, and then come back, and depending on how you feel, ask about going on a real one.
Mormonism has gotta be the worst religion for robots. I'm not too familiar on the doctrine but just the huge emphasis on community would have made me kill myself. Hope it works out for you, OP.
>>25981023
>2edgy5me
And obviously ignore people like that OP, though I'm sure if you knocked on some doors you'd get far worse. Actually, maybe just do that on your own instead of the retard mission. Sell some BS cleaning product, and see try to build some thick skin. Then maybe you'll be ready for the reaction you get when you try to pitch Mormonism to people, and definitely able To handle the pressure of interacting with members of the congregation.
What keeps you sane, robots?
How do you do it day in and day out?
>>25980388
Exercise - Every other day, Maybe starting every day, Biking with resistance for 20 minutes. Tire myself the fuck out. ( though I'm usually tired as hell from my erratic sleep schedule)
Internet - R9k open, pol open , 1 PDF file for Philosophy/Math I'll never finish, Stream open to have constant audio applied to my brain, 2 other tabs open i switch between (Youtube, Proofwiki, Bay12games, Manga)
Need those 24/7 distractions. Give me escapism or give me death!
If I managed to find a GF once, then I can do it again. Plus it would be a huge waste to kill myself with $25K in the bank and 3/4 grandparents still alive. Why put them through that grief?
>>25980497
>1 PDF file for Philosophy/Math I'll never finish
How big of a PDF is it?
Any of you guys enjoy ASMR?
I used to be able to but it went away. probably due to some undiagnosed mental disorder.
Yeah my favorite is gentlewhispering I like to imagine her husband dying and me meeting her through her asmr website, she posts her gmail all the tiem and eventually we would meet up and i would slowly seduce her and by the time we got back to my place she would be so wet and whispering in my ear in russian as I slowly slip myself inside her, my thick wriggling chode pulsing through her pussy and her body squirming in joy as her whispers turn to moans and she writhes in utter ecstasy as I climax inside her. I have saved all of her sexual ASMR videos that she deleted on my MP3 player and I masturbate with them daily and I also have like 90 pictures of her on my phone.
>>25980409
Nice, hope your dream comes true some day
>you search your weight and your height on google images
>only pictures of women show up
>you search your weight and your height on google images
>only pictures of ladders show up
...the fuck?
>>25979754
Fatty :^)
manlet lol original comment
It was like 1 guy to 9 girls for me, including prostitutes. Most of the guys were from bbforum or otherwise showing off their gains.
It's a little funny because I'm a manletonly according to /fit/ and other image-obsessed sites.
>tfw 5'8 140lb
What's the most misogynyistic hashtag we can all make trend to piss off roasties?
#repeal21stamendment
That's tricky. It's going to have be short, sweet, but iconic.
Anybody in advertising that could give tips?
>>25979602
#menwomenarequalENDwomenSuffrage
Post your most memorable marching band moments here.
If i could open my eyes to see in all directions at the same time, oh what a beautiful view, but you were never aware of what was around you.
>>25979585
Nice, I love Death Cab.
>>25979546
I made fun of a lot of band kids in highschool, does that count?
Can you accuse someone of being a normie by how mainstream their fetishes are?
Asian peeing sph=robot
Big butt=normie
>>25979319
I've gotten off to a porn story about a guy fucking his daughter while she tries to shit many times
what about bestiality
>>25979398
Bestiality is a robot fetish
>be a man and message me first
what the fuck does this even mean
A lot of women prefer men take initiative and approach or be the first to start conversation.
In my experience, these women tend to be the most boring and uninteresting women you'll have the displeasure of wasting breath on.
Men are dominant. Women are passive.
It means conform to society's gender whateverthefucks and do what society has established that men are known to do.
>wake up one day
>look in the mirror
>you're goku
>you have all his powers and the knowledge to use them but your own personality and memories as opposed to his
What do you do?
Do I have the shitty American voice or the disgusting Japanese voice?
Conquer america and set up a fascist self-aggrandizing utopia
>>25978785
You have your own voice
>"c'mon, anon. who cares if it's your first time. there's no one around for miles"
>>25978511
mods mods moss
>>25978597
>"anon, you either eat it or leave"
>>25978511
Is that a nipple on her shin? Fuckking backwoods aabomination freak
>tfw there's a male shortage
>tfw a lot of single fembots
>not enough men to go around
Life is torture.
>>25978443
what the fuck are you on about?
original
>>25978461
There is a shortage of men in America which means there aren't enough men for women
>>25978475
>implying one chad can't have ten women at a time
HOO UPP?
I am awake yes
>>25978314
Why did you post this here? There's no "mf like button" for me to "smash".
WE IN HERE SENPAI
