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Reminder that this movie fueled another generation of Stacys chasing after Chads

>MOM I WANT A FROZEN TOY
>A-Anything for you honey
>ONE DAY I'LL BE A PRETTY PRINCESS WITH A PRINCE
All Disneys movies do is make the Stacys think they deserve everything despite doing jack shit, and they'll always find Chad. Chad will make everything better.
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>>25973723
But OP, Anna ended up with a big nosed beta moosefucker who couldn't hack through ice, and the Chad tried to kill her. It was also this same beta that helped her find and save her sister.
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you are smart anon.
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I thought the message was that family love is important

>You will never know if this is true
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>>25973658
Virgo here, and fuck, this seems inaccurate. Then again, i'm a virgin so what do i know
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shit chart. doesnt even have capricorn
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who do i look like, Nancy Reagan?

Astrology and everything related to it is for gullible dimwits.

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>Ahhhahah That guy is so ugly!
>put your helm back on bro!

I don't understand. He's not a Chad, but he's definitely not bad looking. I was reading jewtube comments and girls were like how qt he is and this other shit. I know fame has a lot to do with it, but still. Same thing with black storm trooper.

Just get famous robits. That will get you multiple gfs.
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>>25973568
Fame automatically makes you Chad. Hell, a gargoyle like Steve Buscemi gets laid all the time.
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He aint ugly.
He has the excellent bone of someone who is clearly descended from noble stock.
Ive never hear or seen anyone complain about his looks outiside of 4chan, and who cares what fat nerds think?
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>>25973651
This isn't reddit, kid.
Pretending to think Adam Driver is hot wont get you karma.

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Is robot exile self imposed? I'm certainly not the best looking or tallest guy (get told I look like Usher multiple times in a day) but I'm 21 and I've had sex with 13 different girls. Obviously I'm not Chad or anything but I do alright for myself.

Do you feel robots mostly choose to live in isolation from others?
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>>25973560
I think for most robots it was, at one point or another, a choice to live in isolation regarding society and the social aspects of life.

I think this arose from feeling dejected as a result of the negative attention they have received (or perceived negative attention), or for that matter, a lack of attention. Humans are by and far social creatures and are dependent on being social for mental well being at the very least.

But if someone is perceived or seen as weak, strange, weird, creepy, or otherwise undesirable by their peers, their peers will inevitably alienate and dehumanize them to the point that they figure they might as well just live in isolation considering that no one really wants them around.

So they live in isolation which only furthers these negative views held against them thus worsening their already fragile mental well being. When we robots try to reintegrate with society we are typically only met with failure, rejection, and hostility because of the negative connotations attached to us by society and our peers at large.

It's a vicious circle more or less.
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>>25973872
Pretty much this.

Exiled by force during teen years, by choice now. It's who I am, and that's okay.
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I dunno, I just don't meet interesting people or they just don't find me interesting enough. God know I tried.

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I like tits
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>>25973428
>Do you prefer cute, sexy, or pretty girls?
Yes.
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>>25973428

Pretty all the way. I don't need sexy and cute is overrated.
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Cute > Pretty > Sexy

Although cute, sexy, and pretty is obviously best.

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>94% ethanol

>drank entire bottle

Is this the end robots?
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If you really did that your insides would be turned to mush and you would be dead already.
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only if you're a faggot lightweight normie cunt.
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>>25973371
goodbye
rsgdfsetes

I'm a 26 y/o kissless virgin with literally no friends, no job and no prospects. Is there still hope for me? I just want a gf to love and hold.
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I was 26 when I got my first job

I also lost my virginity later but only because I paid for it.
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>>25973297
Better get a move on chief you are now a walking corpse
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>>25973297
>all this leather
idk wat 2 do wif my handz

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Request an idea and I'll try to draw it!

>I promise my images will be right-side-up this time
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draw a butt
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>>25973278

i want a penis cumming ranbows and flowers :3
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>>25973278
draw Ben Garrison

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Why are white guys so insecure about watching a black guy fucking a white girl?

They could not care less about any other form of interracial porn, but this triggers them like nothing else for some reason.
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in many parts of the world, like in the South and South Africa, black/white marraiges were illegal, and that was just 50 years ago. There ares till a ton of people alive who grew up in places where it was literally, officially illegal.
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If I posted non-stop threads about how to properly prepare spaghetti, people would eventually get mad and post about how fucking stupid it is

Its the repetitiveness of the stale bait that pisses most people off
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>>25973155

Did you even read his fucking post?

Hey man.

I know you're out there, somewhere. We haven't found each other yet, but I'm waiting for you. There's no one else to talk to, and I got to be honest, the loneliness gets a bit heavier on my chest every day. I need you man. Where the fuck are you? Finishing that SoL-Anime, maybe. Take your time. I'm going nowhere without you.

It will be good. I will listen to your thoughts, to random shit, or simply ask how your day was. We will make each other feel better.

I need you man. You have to be somewhere. Someones is waiting for you. A future companion.
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>>25972923
I feIt
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Also, before I forget to mention it:

I'm a girl btw
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This sounds below fucking gay anon. I hope you are not waiting for me to be your man

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How does this pic make you feel robots?
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I haven't felt anything for a long time
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>>25972696

she looks bored ... :o
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All I ever feel lately is generalized anger.

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I was eating sardines in a train today. Normies started complaining and I got a warning from one of the attendants not to bring them on anymore.

What the fuck I thought this was America?
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>murricans more bothered about the stink of tinned fish .... not bothered about fat bozo's habitually carrying guns
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I ate mine while driving my gas guzzling SUV. Nobody said a damn thing.
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>>25972738
guns r bad!!!111!!!!one!!!1
fuck off commie

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>Gave girl from work my number on Friday because she wanted to carry on our conversation about anime
>She still hasn't texted me
>Wonder if I gave her the wrong number
>Find her on facebook and add her so I can message her checking if the number is right
>friend request still not accepted after 12 hours

How badly have I fucked up?
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>>25972534

Not too badly. Just understand that it isn't going to happen.

Don't shit where you eat.
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>>25972573

I'm not really even interested in her, I mean if she offered to fuck me I might but I'm incredibly unattractive and this is the first girl I've spoken to for more than five minutes that I'm not related to since high school. I'm more just worried that she'll think I'm a stalker and tell everyone at work.
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No, I doubt it you fucking weeb degenerate, why would she text you right away, and do you think she's on Facebook 24/7

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>listening to Sigur Ros while watching porn
>guy cums just when the drums kick in
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nigga you need some stimulating music. aint no fckin boards of canada sigur ros shit alloed while masturbating. fuck off brian eno

yall need to put on some beats by chemical bros or death grips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E

top quality masturbation music
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>>25972422
>listening to music while watching porn
why
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>>25972929
this

sigur ros is good but you're abusing their music OP

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Middle eastern are the best women. Not only are they the most beautiful, they have the best personalities and are the most loyal compared to any other race.
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>>25972290
Literally everything in your post is wrong
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>>25972290
She's absurdly gorgeous.
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>>25972332
Prove it. You can't. Fucking robot.

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